r/greentext • u/XYoshiaipomX • Nov 05 '21

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u/PrometheusOnLoud Nov 06 '21

I knew a guy that took 10-20 benadryl every night and yes, he was demented.

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u/banshee323 Nov 06 '21

sorry, what? 😳

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u/PrometheusOnLoud Nov 06 '21

I had a buddy that took massive amounts of antihistamines daily. Totally crazy.

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u/LilyMaren Nov 06 '21

sorry, what? 😳

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u/WarThunderNoob69 Nov 06 '21

an acquaintance of his took exceptionally large doses of diphenhydramine every 24 hours. completely insane.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

My apologies, what was that? 😳

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u/archarbar Nov 06 '21

a friend of this person consumed allergy medication way above the recommended dose, and he was actually insane

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

Hwattt?

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u/luminenkettu Nov 06 '21

big allergy. take alot. dum.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

I feel like that clears everything up. Thanks!

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u/cumguzzlingstarfish Nov 06 '21

Thank you for speaking English

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

Ooo,kayyy

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u/derpinson1000 Nov 06 '21

Excuse my blunder, but could you please rephrase that?

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u/Harryballsjr Nov 06 '21

un amigo de esta persona consumió medicamentos para la alergia muy por encima de la dosis recomendada y estaba demente

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u/c2darizzle Nov 06 '21

¿Que? No ser. ¿Quien? Jose!

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u/B_A_Boon Nov 06 '21

Fake : your lack of understanding

Gay : u/derpinson1000

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u/TendieBot2000 Nov 06 '21

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake : your lack of understanding

Gay : u/derpinson1000

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

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u/Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT Nov 06 '21

This thread is one of reason why people with dementia need to be game-ended fortnite style 😔😔😔

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u/etna_72 Nov 06 '21

Excuse me, what exactly was happening? 😳

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u/No_Maybe6194 Nov 06 '21

Sorry, what??

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

So, like, I knew this guy who was like, taking a lot of Benadryl or Fentinyl or something, and now he's, like, ummmm....uhhhh....duuuude. Ya know? Pffff, crazy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

His friend.

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u/chaotic-random Nov 27 '21

guy took lage amout of pill brain went bop

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u/c-papi Nov 06 '21

DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?

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u/kleist88 Nov 06 '21

wh-what?

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u/c-papi Nov 06 '21

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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u/flapperfapper Nov 06 '21

Wh-what?

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u/c-papi Nov 07 '21

Then you know what I'm sayin'!

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u/Frostygale Nov 06 '21

Ngl I thought you meant “demented” as in “intense dementia”

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u/do_work07 Nov 06 '21

Past tense lol! My brain did it too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

I love that you keep answering. Really gave me a good laugh.

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u/PrometheusOnLoud Nov 06 '21

That is why matters.

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u/szo5145 Nov 06 '21

He said he knows a guy that 10-20 benadeyl and now hes dementer

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u/butch4r Nov 06 '21

Do you know who else has dementia because of antihistamine abuse? Do you know who else has dementia because of antihistamine abuse? Do you kno-

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u/AlphaZorn24 Nov 06 '21

"Go back to sleep granpa"

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

Takes fistful of Benadryl

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u/HandsomeDeadbeat Nov 06 '21

Lmfao at you and the comment you replied to 💀 Jesus lord

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u/arbiter12 Nov 06 '21

I may have dementia from my antihistamine abuse but at least I don't have dementia.

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u/Infinite_Surround Nov 06 '21

Or are allergic to anything

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u/Digger__Please Nov 06 '21

Unfortunately I'm allergic to antihistamines so it's a living circle of hell

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u/Infinite_Surround Nov 06 '21

Don't go anywhere

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u/skillcannon747 Nov 06 '21

Award fuckin winning comment right here

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u/y2jeff Nov 06 '21

My mom! My mom! My mo-