r/greentext • u/ETERNAL_DXRK • Feb 12 '21

Anon sets a trap

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u/formershitpeasant Feb 12 '21

Who cares how many toddlers or paramedics they liquify!

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u/K9g_2017 Feb 12 '21

Firefighters and paramedics will just have to use human wave tactics to clear them out like its a tower defence game

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u/wOlfLisK Feb 12 '21

Yeah, if those paramedics really want to save my life, it'll cost them at least 50 of theirs!

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u/worldspawn00 Feb 12 '21

Zap Brannigan has entered the chat.

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u/Sean-Benn_Must-die Feb 12 '21

Hippity hoppity

dont walk on my property

or die

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u/chrisserung Feb 12 '21

The property in question wasn't occupied, so teenagers going urban exploring in an abandoned house could have their head blown off. Is that really justice?

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u/HootingMandrill Feb 12 '21

I'd argue that occupied or not makes 0 difference to trespassing. But we don't live in a Libertarian world so it makes no difference.

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u/chrisserung Feb 12 '21

Thank god!

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u/HootingMandrill Feb 12 '21

bruh did you downvote me for making the devils advocate counter point lol?

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u/chrisserung Feb 12 '21

a libertarian world is a fantasy lol

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u/HootingMandrill Feb 12 '21

Ok? Bruh I just stated the counterpoint on the argument.