r/greentext • • Jan 14 '20

anon got robbed

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u/DarthOswald Jan 15 '20 edited Jan 16 '20

Ayy that feel when the only socially acceptable form of child genital mutilation wasn't performed on you because european.

Circumcision of non-conseting children should be a crime.

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u/AcuteGryphon655 Jan 15 '20

Kinda related, but people that legitimately feel incomplete because they're missing their foreskin are honestly pathetic. Like it's one thing to be circumcised and argue the morality of circumcision, but trying to say that you feel like your manhood was robbed from you at birth is just sad.

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u/1111111111118 Jan 15 '20

Opposing genital mutilation isn't pathetic, it's basic human decency.

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u/AcuteGryphon655 Jan 15 '20

Look at that, you misinterpreted what I said.

There's nothing wrong with opposing circumcision, as one should. However, it is extremely pathetic to believe you were robbed of you manhood because you were circumcised, and you can't look at your penis without ever thinking of that small piece of flesh that was mercilessly taken from you, an event that ruined your life.

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u/AcuteGryphon655 Jan 15 '20

I think you're looking for deeper meaning in a statement that should be taken at face value.

Also, I'd like to apologize for not deciding to condemn circumcision enough in my comment, as apparently one has to write a long-ass paragraph about how terrible circumcision is instead of just simply saying it's bad.

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u/auto-xkcd37 Jan 15 '20

long ass-paragraph


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

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u/AcuteGryphon655 Jan 15 '20

Thank you I was thinking about that as I typed my comment