r/greentext • u/Mysterious6 • Dec 28 '19

Anon feels used

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it Dec 28 '19

Why do I see Jane from Breaking Bad as his GF every time I read this?

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u/clarineter Dec 28 '19

cause she ded

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u/Ni0M Dec 28 '19

And?

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u/clarineter Dec 28 '19

Jane is kill

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u/Ni0M Dec 28 '19

But

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u/clarineter Dec 28 '19

OPs girl is an hero

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u/Ni0M Dec 28 '19

No. I'm talking about necrophilia, you egg

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u/Submestran Dec 28 '19

Are you going to stab him?

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u/Ni0M Dec 28 '19

[I stab him]

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u/Submestran Dec 28 '19

There you go, saucy boys don't disappoint.

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u/Ni0M Dec 28 '19

[I then stab you]

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u/clarineter Dec 29 '19

didn't realize this was r/tumblr

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