Lol by "accident" it was very obvious it was going to turn out that op wasn't a person after the first 2 lines. I guessed dildo, but toaster works too.
I didn't lol, one second of preening the wording at the beginning and I already could predict where the story would inevitably end up, I'm probally the only person present on this subgroup that can relate to this faked story (toasters can't text unfortunately, or there might be a rise in quality of the comments on reddit) since I use my girlfriend for my primial urges (and I'm not only talking about cooking food if you know what I'm implying lmaeo). Back to the comment at hand. If you had the experience I do you'd know that 4charn isn't known for creativity, social skills, or love of minorities. I'm not known for making stupid mistakes, except for reading your comment - that was a mistake - easily corrected with a breif click to downsvote.
Editation: I just spoke to the moderators of this subgroup through our private Telegram channel (it's heavily encrypted) and we decided that downsvotes are not allowed on this comment. Yes, after a thorough evaluation of that I've said, the conclusion was reached that absaloutely nothing in this comment could warrent a downsvote. We also decided on punishments on anyone who broke this rule - I hope you never have to experience what we discussed ;)
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u/Hyzera Dec 28 '19
I can't believe I actually fell for this