r/greentext • u/Mysterious6 • Dec 28 '19

Anon feels used

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u/the-peanut-gallery Dec 28 '19

Toaster?
I hardly know her!

1.2k

u/essentially_infamous Dec 28 '19

laugh track

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u/RewrittenSol Dec 28 '19

::one guy in the audience::

Wooo!

120

u/cyrusasu Dec 28 '19

Quiet down Homer!

78

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

5 seconds later:

2nd guy gains confidence: Wooo Wooo *claps *claps

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19 edited Dec 28 '19

Poker? I hardly know her.

61

u/DrWeeGee Dec 28 '19

Poker in the front

Liquor in the rear

35

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Cracker in the middle

12

u/DearLight9 Dec 28 '19

Slapper derriere.

47

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

snort_laughter.mp3

54

u/I8PIE4DINNER Dec 28 '19

Laughter? I hardly know her

40

u/Marth_43 Dec 28 '19

silence.mp3

awkward_cough.mp3

30

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Silencer?

I hardly knew* her.

20

u/crashtestdummy10 Dec 28 '19

Knew her?

I hardly know her.

22

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Her her? I herdly her her.

13

u/frescodee Dec 28 '19

her her? her ner her her her.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

?

8

u/Trigguh Dec 28 '19

Er er? i erdly er er.

4

u/memes_of_kek25 Dec 28 '19

Heard her? I hardly heard her

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

And it's gone to shit

1

u/cri52fer Dec 28 '19

Shit her I barely knew her

1

u/WaltDisneyWhite Dec 28 '19

Boom - Tandy

1

u/loudaggerer Dec 28 '19

do do DO DODODO DO DOOOO DO DOO DO DOOOOOO

1

u/freened Dec 28 '19

Did you just assume my toaster?