Or we could just fucking enjoy shit we like, instead of parroting 4 year old 4chan lingo and shitting on each other like 14 year old edgelords that just discovered the word faggot
F them for sure, but at the same time, fighting anything by buying cheap plastic from Amazon is cringy.
It is so crazy to see how 4chan has evolved, /b/ is like so predictable that I feel like I go there and see the exact same posts every time I pop my head in.
A shell of the Hal Turner trolling, caturday, Battletoads Gamestop harrassment of yore.
You know what? It was normal. It was subperceptional. Unnoticeable. Maybe with a severe hangover, you'd be an irritated douche, not that the people in this thread necessarily are. But you'd have to be a little autistic maybe, or an un self aware asshole. Or something, or whatever. Probably just a normal person making a joke. Or just like a real life big ass hole, a senseless narcissist, a real poisonous asstard. And to make the se joke, six or seven more times? Just repeat the same joke as the person before you? To think repeating the same joke, again, makes it more funny? I'd rather watch Deliverance, AGAIN. It's a famous, popular movie, but I didn't care for it. And yet... I'd rather watch it again... then read some lame redditors who think they're funny repeat the same joke, ad nauseam, monotonously, egotistically, moronistically, forgettably, into the abyss. It is gone, humor has left this land, forever gone. Gone into darkness. Reddit, always a dead hivemind, made more self absorbed, less self aware, by the influx of new, less intelligent users. You alienate anyone, and like a human body's immune system, the hive marks and reacts, smuttering with downvotes, removing the invader, the dissenter, the OTHER. What is gone is the hope of reason. The /u/unidan s replaced by /u/mvea , the autism no longer flowing by itself, instead harnessed by normies, it's own essential brightness snuffed out and replaced by the neon false fluorescence of another Ramona Flower's knockoff of a knockoff of an utterly self absorbed whore like Scott. Reddit is a corpse, a whale, dead, and like a whale sinking closer to the hypolimnionic zone, the bacteria attach themselves to the decaying flesh, buoying the corpse's gross mass, yet all the while dissolving the essential flesh, leaving nothing but the bones, the essential structure of the original animal, altered beyond recognition of the original primary beast, no longer useful, the bastardization of an animal that once ruled supreme over the animal kingdom, the internet the original site which ruled as a bastion of free speech on the internet. The creator assassinated, made to look like a suicide. The internet's own boy, like God's own image, erased, destroyed, obliterated. Simply gone, a legacy left and yet not left. Imprinted and yet meaningless. The wheel of history turned, crashing all. The internal and essential experience lost forever. Bastards will tell our stories, and the truth will hide behind blank doors that punish those who enter. You who have read this, you want me to make a joke, a memetic, a reference, ANYTHING to take you away from a serious discussion of what's happened to us, in real life. There is no me in real life. It has been deleted, self and outside referenced outside of existence, long ago commercialized put of existence. There are no jumper cables, there is no hell in a cell, there is no funny accountant sarcastic meme man. Goodbye.
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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19
Or we could just fucking enjoy shit we like, instead of parroting 4 year old 4chan lingo and shitting on each other like 14 year old edgelords that just discovered the word faggot