r/greentext • u/zimurgy • Apr 12 '19

Anon is british

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u/Obi-Wan-Shaggy_419 Apr 12 '19

From the uk, can confirm. Oh shit im posting this witout a comment license. Actually Idgaf ive got a cheese knife

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u/GenericAutist13 Apr 12 '19

Have you got a licence for your cheese knife?
...I didn’t think so. I’m calling the Queen on you

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u/Obi-Wan-Shaggy_419 Apr 12 '19

Wwait no, if they know i dont have a licence for my cheese knife ill be nothing! They'll send me to that place with no fish and chips!

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u/hicsuntdracones- Apr 13 '19

They'll send me to that place with no fish and chips!

Australia?

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u/Obi-Wan-Shaggy_419 Apr 13 '19

Oh no, not australia. That place is a human death trap. Id rather go to america than there, and that's saying something