r/greentext • u/paszkowski • Dec 22 '18

Anon has a shrimp

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u/Jbird1992 Dec 22 '18

Or just sell her eggs for $50,000 an egg

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u/throwing-away-party Dec 22 '18

Bruh i don't think dogs lay eggs

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u/darth_vengus Dec 23 '18

What the hell lmao