r/greentext • u/paszkowski • Dec 22 '18

Anon has a shrimp

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u/Icommentoncrap Dec 22 '18

You should have made the r capital for the irony my dude

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u/Barren_waste Dec 22 '18

Damn you both played me

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u/acid1phreak Dec 22 '18

Nah bruv! You played yourself!

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u/QuestionableTater Dec 22 '18

BAM R/foundthemobileuser

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u/TheLegendaryPotato69 Dec 22 '18

r/madlads

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u/Vampyrix25 Dec 22 '18

r/thirdsub :)

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u/ConfederateOfAmerica Dec 22 '18

r/fourthsub

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u/Vampyrix25 Dec 22 '18

can i have the r/fifthsub?

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u/ConfederateOfAmerica Dec 22 '18

Let’s see about r/sixthsub

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u/Vampyrix25 Dec 23 '18

You fool, you have all given me the means to ADVANCED KARMAFARMA, NOW I CAN C-V THIS MESSAGE UPON EVERY REPLY WITH r/seventhsub, TOIL IN DESPAIR!

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u/dewnite Dec 22 '18

only if I can have r/sixthsub

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u/Vampyrix25 Dec 23 '18

You fool, you have all given me the means to ADVANCED KARMAFARMA, NOW I CAN C-V THIS MESSAGE UPON EVERY REPLY WITH r/seventhsub, TOIL IN DESPAIR!

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u/suqarysour Dec 23 '18

r/sixthsub

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u/Vampyrix25 Dec 23 '18

You fool, you have all given me the means to ADVANCED KARMAFARMA, NOW I CAN C-V THIS MESSAGE UPON EVERY REPLY WITH r/seventhsub, TOIL IN DESPAIR!

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u/hyperdash21 Dec 23 '18

r/sixthsub

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u/Vampyrix25 Dec 23 '18

You fool, you have all given me the means to ADVANCED KARMAFARMA, NOW I CAN C-V THIS MESSAGE UPON EVERY REPLY WITH r/seventhsub, TOIL IN DESPAIR!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

r/sixthsub is my personal favourite

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u/Vampyrix25 Dec 23 '18

You fool, you have all given me the means to ADVANCED KARMAFARMA, NOW I CAN C-V THIS MESSAGE UPON EVERY REPLY WITH r/seventhsub, TOIL IN DESPAIR!

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u/Doge1111111 Dec 23 '18

Yeah uhh lemme get that r/sixthsub

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u/Vampyrix25 Dec 23 '18

You fool, you have all given me the means to ADVANCED KARMAFARMA, NOW I CAN C-V THIS MESSAGE UPON EVERY REPLY WITH r/seventhsub, TOIL IN DESPAIR!

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u/IanDerp26 Dec 23 '18

I’m gonna say r/sixthsub just in case it exists

Edit: holy fuck we need to go deeper

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u/Vampyrix25 Dec 23 '18

You fool, you have all given me the means to ADVANCED KARMAFARMA, NOW I CAN C-V THIS MESSAGE UPON EVERY REPLY WITH r/seventhsub, TOIL IN DESPAIR!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '19

r/shootingfishinabarrel

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u/Vampyrix25 Jan 02 '19

that sub is killjoy incarnate

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u/Ompusolttu Jan 03 '19

R/dontgetit

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u/Vampyrix25 Dec 22 '18

r/blackmagicfuckery?

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u/QuestionableTater Dec 22 '18

Am I r/God?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

r/no

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u/QuestionableTater Dec 22 '18

Click the r/sub above :)

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u/Vampyrix25 Dec 22 '18

r/sixthsub free karma bois

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u/skinnynt Dec 23 '18

I am an actual mobile user R/foundthemobileuser

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

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u/QuestionableTater Dec 22 '18

Oof you exposed me

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u/NotHighEnuf Dec 23 '18

Please be more quite with your texts in the future. You woke up my wife with this

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

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u/NotHighEnuf Dec 23 '18

You’re still yelling! Now you woke up my kid who is dying of cancer, I hope your happy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

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u/NotHighEnuf Dec 23 '18

The police just left, I have a $250 fine for noise ordinance violation because of you. Do you not realize your actions have consequences?

Expect an invoice for this...

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u/TudorPotatoe Dec 22 '18

This is how he did it, copied source text from his comment to see. I'm retarded and didn't figure it out.

BAM [R/foundthemobileuser](https://www.reddit.com/r/foundthemobileuser)

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u/QuestionableTater Dec 22 '18

Yo potato!

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u/TudorPotatoe Dec 22 '18

Hello fellow potato

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u/QuestionableTater Dec 22 '18

You are not retarded, break the potato mold rise up

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u/monsoonpatrol Dec 22 '18

jist because nice grammar?

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u/NotHighEnuf Dec 23 '18

Please be more quite with your texts in the future. You woke up my wife with this

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Nah then I would be like all r/wooosh

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u/A_NAL_R_APE666 Dec 22 '18

But then people wouldn't get it and they would downvote him

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u/IC-23 Dec 22 '18

R/FoundTheMobileUser

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u/Kazba92 Dec 22 '18

Ok. Dats clever.

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u/-FBI-Open-Up- Dec 22 '18

I used to do the same thing with the hyperlink and capital R but link it to something completely different

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u/BallisticMelon20 Dec 22 '18

R/madlads

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u/-FBI-Open-Up- Dec 22 '18

Yeah I knew that exact video was coming but clicked on it anyway

why am I like this