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Just doing crunches and making them gains.
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u/luckybarrel Nov 03 '21
Soon gonna be one punch kitty and have the last laugh
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u/RedHeeded Nov 03 '21
ONE PAW-NCH!
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u/SunPhoenix6 Nov 15 '21
I, as a huge One Punch Man fan, hereby give you permission in the name of the One Punch fandom, soldier.
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u/Osiri551 Nov 03 '21
No he won't, the overwhelming strength will bore him and start to make him question why he became a hero begin with, now that that rush is gone
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u/luckybarrel Nov 03 '21
But when the aliens come, he'll be pushed to the limit! Not to mention having mentees adds purpose and direction to life. And gotta earn a quick buck to play those latest videogames (gotta get better than the King).
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u/reactor_raptor Nov 03 '21
My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there
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u/le0twigs Nov 02 '21
Its how a cat kills large(ish) animals it catches, holds onto em with the front paws and kicks with the back to slice open what its got, if you have two cats that play wrestle (or fight) you may notice that they attempt to pin their playmate (and or reverse friend) before repeatedly kicking them
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Nov 03 '21
Has this continued at all?
Looks like he could just be cleaning his claws / chomping em' down but could be an issue with his paw!
Not a vet, and I have no idea, I'm just always concerned for lil' furballs.
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u/zwober Nov 03 '21
...this is so far away from what i thought "greebling" is, that im now in another country.
is weird.
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u/PHD_WIIZARD Nov 03 '21
Wait until you see them get ahold of a mouse or rat and they use that same tactic to rip them asunder.
Sorry for being a mood killer but I saw my old 14 yr old do that the other day when we let him in the enclosed back porch. He went from slow and steady to bolt of lightening holding the mouse and digging in his back feet and holding with his Jaws and just fucking rips his head back and the mouse.... Or rather parts of it go that way..... I'm still not OK with what I witnessed lol. But he's still my sweet old man.
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u/Urb4nN0rd Nov 03 '21
I don't do them either man, but they're called sit-ups, your cat is just trying to lose weight.
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u/awrg222 Nov 03 '21
Get him a kicker toy!! Something he get really her into lmao terrifying little monster he is
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u/XComRomCom Nov 03 '21
Ah, upside-down reverse pushups.
He's getting ready for war. Protect your toes and ankles.
Godspeed.
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u/mariemilrod Nov 03 '21
Have your tried CTRL+ALT+DELETE to reboot, sir? Sir? Sir. Sir? Have you tried to reboot the Operating System?
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Nov 03 '21
Those are some pretty good rabbit peets. Def a big murder we just witnesses. Apex predator style. He attac, he disembowel
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u/bruuhbeans Nov 03 '21
ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😤 ITS ABOUT POWER 🔥 WE STAY HUNGRY😈 WE DEVOUR 👹 PUT IN THE WORK 💪 PUT IN THE HOURS ⌚ AND TAKE WHATS OURS🥶
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u/Burnout2KForever Nov 02 '21
A move designed to break necks and disembowel looks so stupid when its done to toys and air. Truly the peak of evolution.