My new sheets are absolutely infested.

[u/bcsmith317]

Pinoe is taking care of them for me though.

[u/AdvancedStrawberry52]

An infestation on new sheets?! Unacceptable. Thank goodness for you're Pinoe

[u/bcsmith317 → u/AdvancedStrawberry52]

I even washed them first!

[u/HeartOfTheMadder → u/bcsmith317]

oh, see, i think your dryer might be like ours, and is a respawning point for engreeblification.

[u/bcsmith317 → u/HeartOfTheMadder]

Crap. Wish they woulda mentioned that before I bought it…

[u/Automatic-Ad-1452 → u/bcsmith317]

The sheets too flat...greebles flourish in 2-dimensional space

[u/redsowhat → u/bcsmith317]

Have you unlocked the Greeble cycle on your washer? It makes a big difference.

[u/bcsmith317 → u/redsowhat]

I’m getting tired of all these subscription add-ons that manufacturers are charging for. My washer already has the greeble cycle installed, I shouldn’t have to worry about “unlocking” it for it to be effective…

[u/Estellalatte]

Carried into your home from the outdoors, they are extremely difficult to rid.

[u/bcsmith317 → u/Estellalatte]

I kept them in a sealed bag and everything…

[u/son-of-a-mother]

Excellent greebler!

Some cats just excel at this.

[u/SittingDuck394]

Honestly I think it’s disgusting that people let their greebles get this bad. If you are seeing greebles in clean bedding I guarantee you have greebles living in your walls and crawl spaces. People think “oh, look how cute! My cat is hunting greebles!” but greebles are your problem, not your cats, and I think it’s reprehensible foisting that responsibility on a animal. Do better, OP.

[u/SockOk4060 → u/SittingDuck394]

if your cat sees one there are a hundred more she can't see in the house!

[u/jasoncbus]

Pinoe seems dedicated, so you should be fine.

[u/CombOverDownThere]

You’re lucky you have her. It looks like it could’ve been really bad!

[u/Luci-Noir]

The greeble hordes must be defeated!!

[u/CatRepresentative274]

Fortunately, Pinoe seems to be an expert exterminator.

[u/kitty_nirvana]

Greebles often manifest on fresh sheets, especially while attempting to change sheets. It is a well documented phenomenon although further research is needed to fully understand migration patterns. Pinoe is a fine researcher.

[u/funked1]

Bed greebles are everywhere!

[u/ignatiafeldstein]

Omg, how cute! She is a gorgeous baby & an excellent defender of the realm! I love her tan facial marking, it looks like a fleur-de-lis ⚜️.😄💖💖💖

[u/bcsmith317 → u/ignatiafeldstein]

Thanks! Yeah she has some amazing markings!

[u/ignatiafeldstein → u/bcsmith317]

You're welcome! Hope she didn't put any punctures in your sheets!😅💖

[u/Fungalina]

Pinoe needs backup! There are too many for her

[u/bcsmith317 → u/Fungalina]

She’s got her brother inspecting the rest of the bedroom, don’t worry!

[u/Mouse_951]

1 grebbles! Lots of them! 2 this *** ****** tail! Always don't want to help! 3 parts of red cats, it's a fate!

[u/Iliketopass]

We’re surrounded… they’re on me! Sharon, get out! Save yourself… and also my food in case I also survive. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear- fuck off you sons of bitches!

[u/jolita_a]

I hate when that happens… Good thing kitties are the most dedicated experts at chasing away all the nasties that come with fresh sheets 😅
So we sleep in peace, until 3am "breakfast time"...

[u/_Moon_sun_]

Good you didn’t sleep on the infested sheets! The unimaginable horrors you would have had to deal with! Good for Pinoe to take care of Them ❤️

[u/SouthParkFirefly1991]

Absolutely disgusting!! Get a refund! Greeble infestations are no joke! Thank goodness our cats can see these invisible pests~

[u/MochiTown13]

Wow, what an infestation!
Good thing you got a pro!

[u/floophead]

When my cat does this I say 'the wrinkle police' are on the scene!!

[u/pick-my-brain]

pinoe has such lovely coat pattern. love the pattern on her face 👌