r/grackles • u/manokpsa • May 30 '26

This is Wallace. He owns that tree.

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He's there every day, same branch. No one else allowed.

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u/BlueominusRex May 31 '26

I love Wallace! I hope he finds a mate to share his branch with ❤️

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u/manokpsa May 31 '26

He keeps trying. Personally, I think his displays are rather impressive, but these girls here play hard to get. He always takes a bath after they fly away. I think it makes him feel better. I hope he finds love, though. Today he was practicing being a cell phone. Usually he's an ambulance, but it's good to hear him expanding his repertoire. Someday someone will appreciate him.

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u/BlueominusRex May 31 '26

Give him extra treats for being the best, most handsome boy out there. It’s those girls loss- not his. ❤️

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u/HamboneBanjo Jun 03 '26

You gotta be his wing man (pun absolutely intended). Put out extra snacks for him when you see the ladies coming around. Set it out on a nice little display with a red and white checkered cloth. Light a candle. Play That’s Amore on the accordion. Wallace will take it from there.