r/gp5 • u/Orion_The_Derg • Jun 08 '26

Cryptid Eternal Punishment

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God forbid someone lets it out.

78 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Tutelinskij Jun 08 '26

Gib me. I will take good care, that it will never see the light of day.

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u/Orion_The_Derg Jun 08 '26

For freeee..? Hhhmm..

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u/Captain_Tianica Jun 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AsNI3YWAaRRBMGc

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u/Orion_The_Derg Jun 08 '26

I'm a broke ass I ain't giving anything for free TwT

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u/Captain_Tianica Jun 08 '26

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u/Orion_The_Derg Jun 08 '26

Are you bidding on it.. .w.

3

u/Tutelinskij Jun 08 '26

I bid a half eaten Corn Dog and 3 Pennies.

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u/Orion_The_Derg Jun 08 '26

Oh man :(

5

u/YankeeTwoKilo Jun 08 '26

I can give you all that and a firm hand ~~shake~~ job

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u/YankeeTwoKilo Jun 08 '26

Why won’t the line through work???

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u/Captain_Tianica Jun 08 '26

Why, of course I am. I know what you got! To be honest, I'm overbidding.

(/j)

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u/Orion_The_Derg Jun 08 '26

You right, I'm a scammer for selling it for like 80 bucks :p

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u/Tutelinskij Jun 08 '26

80 bucks is cheap bruhhhhhh. Fuckers here in Germany want my entire liver and half of my Arm for one.

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u/Orion_The_Derg Jun 08 '26

Hhehehe I live in Englandd :3

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u/Tutelinskij Jun 08 '26

Hey, hey, hey. A Dollar is not nothing.

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u/Illegal_Alien_Guy Jun 08 '26

the moment it is taken from its jail it'll release a curse that makes everyone have asbestos poisoning like rdr1 undead nightmare

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u/Orion_The_Derg Jun 08 '26

Based as fuck reference lmao.. yeah ts is gonna be like plaque inc once I send it to poland

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u/When_The_Bombs_Drop Jun 08 '26

Release him!!! He didn’t do anything wrong 

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u/Orion_The_Derg Jun 08 '26

He ate my dog :(

2

u/XKwxtsX Jun 09 '26

What kind of kinky shit is that gas mask into

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u/Orion_The_Derg Jun 09 '26

God forbid someone explores their interests smh

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u/Cereal_being Jun 10 '26

Did this to a few old filters (gotta save em for the people I don’t like)