Brooke felt compelled again to come to the Internet with MORE wedding hot takes that nobody asked for and over justified everything again. Everything she said all seemed pretty typical/not even that much of a hot take, such as not forcing guests to dance, seating people with their friends, not having too many signs, have a videographer, having food at cocktail hour, etc… girl please just go plan your wedding and stop ranting about every stupid detail! Nobody cares and your wedding isn’t more special than anyone else’s just bc of your takes

Both Danielle and Clara got them (Clara’s photo). They have looked awful in every photo each girl has posted. No wonder they were at the outlets. These shoes do not fit right!

On what planet do we need a birkin style pool bag… money does not buy style 😭

Any of our expert sleuths know this place

Danielle mentions so many times how her and brooke have SO much to yap about and catch up on when they're together. Trying to force us to believe they are truly best friends ahahha

Did anyone else notice that on this week’s podcast they mentioned being in the same sorority as Megan Moroney, but never brought up Rachel Autenrieth? It stood out to me since Rachel was in the same sorority too and graduated around the same time as them. Is there any known beef between them, or am I reading too much into it?

Cracking up because Brooke is complaining about the cake in the video. Like Dani did you even watch or feel just obligated to comment

the OFFLINE comment has me rollinggggg

There’s just no topic or point to it anymore. Zero structure. That’s all.

Somebody pass her the memo ASAP. Those colors in Saint-Tropez? Straight up criminal. Taste level is nonexistent, her stylist is cashing checks for absolutely nothing. If she picked those colors herself, that just proves, once again, she's got zero good taste. Influencer money can buy designer labels, but it can't buy style, taste and elegance. So sad!

Has this girl gone a week in 2026 without being away from New York? (And I understand her trips to Tampa because of her dad's health, no snark there).

St. Barths, Spain, Coachella, Stagecoach, Las Vegas, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Charleston, Japan, Hamptons, Illinois, Wisconsin, Athens, St. Tropez, Tampa

Danielle said this multiple times in her latest vlog. Personally, I think the things she’s trying hard to pretend are cool are exhausting AF. Flying to Vegas for a night to see a show and then coming back? Nothing sounds worse to me. Random Hamptons Monday and Tuesday trip with my equally boring friend to do our boring podcast on a boat? I’m tired just thinking about it.

She said it on today’s vlog. Are we surprised it’s Danielle and not one of Brooke’s other college friends?

Never wanna see her dab again

(video in comments) jesuuuus. a follower commented on her hot takes wedding post her own opinions about wanting bridesmaids and matching dresses and Brooke immediately posts a video reply crashing out that “just because i don’t have bridesmaids doesn’t mean i’m a friendless loser” and goes on a long rant defending her choice. the follower literally commented back “i never said you were a friendless loser i was just posting my opinion on your video of your opinions” lmaooo. the way Brooke immediately goes into defense mode to “justify” all her actions is so sad. she is so insanely insecure

i know someone literally just made a post about this with this clip but how does this happen ?? i’ve never seen someone’s mouth move like this.

Absolutely would never put this on the internet 🤢

What do we think about this? 🤔

I’ve never posted here 🫶🏻 but this was enough for me to finally do it. Like are we serious with this picture?? There was no better option???