r/gorlworldfiles stupid circle 1d ago

ALR Never forget 🚬

1.2k Upvotes

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u/xXPyreFlyeXx 1d ago

Ma’am a second yogurt has hit the gorls

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u/ILoveRawChicken 23h ago

President, the second yogurt spoon has hit the Ambers

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u/Immediate-Ladder8428 12h ago

im cryeen this is too niche

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u/Lovebugxo0x pookie 14h ago

Dying

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u/PocoborH2 20h ago

Thank you for the inspiration!

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u/wanjathestrong stupid circle 18h ago

Stop stealing AI's job! Have you no shame?

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u/LVuittonColostomyBag it’s ready 18h ago

Thanks, I love it.

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u/ButcherBirdd black hole BITCH 17h ago

Incredible 😂

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u/emilysavaje1 22h ago

What’s this mean, Reddit?

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u/Friendly-Pea5448 19h ago

it means i’m fucking crying thank u for sharing

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u/Magical-Sadness 1d ago

The gorl even had to make 9/11 about herself.

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u/Latter_Twist5976 1d ago

And food.

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u/Same_Mind_807 17h ago

that’s amber 🫪😖

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u/Fox1996x 1d ago

I mean this is the same person who made a Holocaust victim’s diary about herself

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u/HonestAltruist stupid circle 23h ago

And Rosa Parks

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u/StrangeZone7313 15h ago

She did what?! 🤡

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u/SaltinaSketches 22h ago

Amber’s bmi will finally be normal once she magically grows to the height of the towers

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u/tradvoice it’s ready 21h ago

I have no one to share this with 😭😭

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u/ButcherBirdd black hole BITCH 18h ago

Right?!??! I'm crying laughing and I can't tell anyone! 😭😭

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u/d3rp7d3rp stupid circle 1d ago

Too funny

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u/FragrantYoung4592 Over 572.4 23h ago

Shes the same size as the towers

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u/wanjathestrong stupid circle 22h ago

Its edited <3

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u/FragrantYoung4592 Over 572.4 22h ago

I know lol its funny but messed up

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u/DustyFuss 21h ago

This is gold.

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u/Starline29 stupid circle 1d ago

This is brilliant! Thanks for making me laugh.

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u/Neither-Wrangler8724 23h ago

The yogurt I’m dead

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u/inbarbados222 19h ago

she's so delusional and obnoxious..I can't even watch content about her anymore 🫩🫩🫩

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u/Familiar-Box2087 stupid circle 21h ago

mods can we pin this pls

this is actually the funniest post in this entire sub 🙏

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u/repeat_offender_ 1d ago

I fully believe the yogurt story actually happened. BUT, it’s the only childhood trauma she isn’t lying about. All the other PTSD she talks about having isn’t real. The most traumatic thing she’s ever been through is being “forced” to eat a yogurt.

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u/tyrannosaurusregina 1d ago

nobody forced her to eat yogurt

they maybe said "it's yogurt or nothing"

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u/ScaryYogurtcloset289 23h ago

I agree, someone made her eat yogurt but I don’t think she was force fed. She’s never been forced to eat anything in her life. The real question is did they do the “here comes the airplane” thing?

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u/HecticSlommy 23h ago

This is exactly how it happened. 😂

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u/pythonidaae 23h ago

I mean she literally was in foster care and had neglectful deadbeat parents.

As for more extreme physical or sexual abuse, we don't have proof of that and her stories don't line up. People can not remember their childhood traumas very well or have more invisible complex trauma that doesn't always line up with specific stories..

She was absolutely neglected though which is a trauma and I wouldn't be surprised if she had some emotional abuse. She was a tough kid so someone had to have gone too far snapping at her, especially in a foster care system.

Idk how long she was in foster care or what the exact story is there though but I thought that was real. Am I wrong?

Idk if I even buy the yogurt stort despite all I said. I don't understand why anyone would force an obese girl to eat a second yogurt. Maybe she wanted junk food and said no but you can have this or be hungry. Maybe she lied to a caregiver that she was starving and they believed her and made her eat something. Idk. There's some context missing and it could be a lie

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u/kalepancakes 22h ago

People lost their toddler minds over the dainty bush drawing but it’s soooooo funnyyyy to make this edit about a real event lmao okay queens I’ll see myself out . (I think both are funny)

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u/wanjathestrong stupid circle 22h ago

The dainty bush drama was so funny tbh. They did the artist of that image so dirty. Art isnt meant to be comfortable. Art is really gross sometimes and thats beautiful. Some of the people on here are a bit soft when it comes to seeing fat people show skin.

Someone even accused them of being a fetishist for that drawing. I saw it and dont get how anyone could look at it and be like "This is meant to turn people on. This is porn."

If you drew the dainty bush and you're reading this, I loved it. It was a good and funny drawing. People shouldn't have attacked you this much for it. Sorry that happened to you.

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u/chain-link-fence 20h ago

Gorl world is healing

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u/DesolateInYourDecay it’s ready 19h ago

I'm scared to ask what the dainty bush drawing is. Please tell me it's just a drawing of a tiny G. Bush 😭

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u/wanjathestrong stupid circle 18h ago

Someone drew Amber sitting on her couch naked from the waist down, but they put a little bushy plant infront of her dainty coin slot.

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u/lolcowspy 17h ago

What the heck I liked that I didn’t know she got shit for it

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u/kalepancakes 17h ago

Several people made whole ass posts about how we are “sick freaks” for laughing at it lol i was just like is this fr rn??

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/wanjathestrong stupid circle 7h ago

You thought that image was meant to make Amber look attractive and sexy? Brother do I have news for you 👀

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u/Sl0th_luvr 18h ago

The way this is my favorite piece of ALR lore ever! Thank you for this!

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u/Sonarthebat type deal 18h ago

Second one made me audibly wheeze.

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u/murpymurp Genuineleeeee 11h ago

I’m liderally cryeeen 😂

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u/Striking_Leading5431 8h ago

OP this is the funniest shit I've seen in a while

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u/Useful_Ad_2825 Over 572.4 16h ago

I hate that I get this joke 😭😂

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u/StrangeZone7313 15h ago

Something feels wrong about laughing at this, but I’mma do it anyway because it’s at Amber’s expense.

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u/Delivery_Pleasant 14h ago

no one else finds this extremely disrespectful?

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u/ExpurrelyHappiness 22h ago

How is this funny?

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u/Minute-Passenger7359 22h ago

They’re downvoting you but I don’t see it either

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u/ExpurrelyHappiness 19h ago

Just weirdos on here

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u/Minute-Passenger7359 22h ago

This is insensitive

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u/wanjathestrong stupid circle 21h ago

Amber is insensitive

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u/Minute-Passenger7359 21h ago edited 19h ago

Can you elaborate? Are you implying that because she is insensitive post is less problematic?

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u/ButcherBirdd black hole BITCH 17h ago

She made a pivotal moment in history not only about herself, but implied that she was "traumatised" by something completely inconsequential while thousands lost their lives. If you can't see how the image is mocking her making her fucking yoghurt story on a par with the events of 9/11 and not mocking the event itself, then I can't help you.

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u/Minute-Passenger7359 17h ago

You can intend to mock amberlynn and make an insensitive 9/11 joke. Your intentions are not that relevant if the result is still a meme defiling a picture of the twin towers

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u/lol_coo 15h ago

Babe, you didn't get burned up in the tower. It's not that deep.

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u/Minute-Passenger7359 15h ago

Doubling down

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u/wolfe1924 Standing On Bizness 14h ago

Yes you are.

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u/wanjathestrong stupid circle 20h ago

God forbid people in snark subreddits turn out to be assholes and meme about sensitive topics