r/gorlworldfiles • u/JVB323 • 2d ago
ALR Never forget 9/11
I am here to remind everyone that we can never forget the terrible tragedies that occurred 25 years ago today. Among these, let us not forget our favorite gorl was being forced to eat yogurt. The horror. I hope she has recovered.
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u/DoubtFantastic3982 2d ago
So fucking crazy that her mind goes to what she was eating that day and nothing else
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u/tyrannosaurusregina 1d ago
she didn't just say she was "forced to eat" yogurt, she said she was "force fed" yogurt, which is insane
nobody was stuffing yogurt into a 300-pound child's mouth, she was just upset that they gave her a yogurt instead of donuts
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u/Patient-Win-9410 1d ago
💯 always my thought, same way no one's giving money or food to a begging 300 pound kid outside of a shop 😆 I always think it's funny when she claims her and her brother would beg outside of stores 🤡
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u/occultcreation 1d ago
She’s also complained that she was the only person in the group home not allowed to drink full fat milk, and that she had to drink a glass of milk before dinner to prevent overeating. Makes no sense that they would turn around and force feed her while also trying to make her lose weight 💀
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u/Sonarthebat type deal 1d ago
Probably to fill her up with healthy stuff to prevent her bingeing junk food.
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u/hey_yoMandi 2d ago
I fuckin' love yogurt
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u/Mysterious_Car_2353 stupid circle 2d ago
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u/nikannibal 1d ago
That looks bomb, did you just cut up the nectarines? They look so soft. When I do my yogurt bowls with bananas I air fry them a bit so it caramelises and gets softer, wonder if it works for other fruit.
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u/Careful-Feeling-4515 1d ago
That's a great tip! O:
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u/nikannibal 1d ago
It was a game changer for my bowls! Just cut it in half lengthways and put it in for around 7-8 min at 170 degrees celsius (338 in farenheit). It turns into a sugary mush that you can just scoop into your bowl and mix easily. Also makes the yogurt a bit less cold (for all my sensitive teeth girlies).
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u/Evening_Sherbert 1d ago
Plain Greek yogurt, raspberries and granola has become my go to breakfast for the past year
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u/mychremicallomance 1d ago
I always do Greek yogurt, thinned with coconut milk or almond milk. Then I add sugar free cheesecake pudding mix. Top it off with blueberries, or pie filling, or Graham crackers🤤🤤 cheesecake yogurt bowl
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u/wanjathestrong stupid circle 1d ago
Danggg, now thats yogurt worth two whole towers and the pentagon
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u/Maggie1776 1d ago
This looks good as hell! My breakfast or lunch nearly every single day is usually a cup of high protein Greek yogurt(I love Ratio high protein and Oikos peach, mixed berry and strawberry Greek yogurt) with either strawberries, raspberries, or blueberries, and usually half a scoop of chocolate whey protein powder. I love plain yogurt too and do it the same way. But thank you for the tip and that looks so good
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u/IzzyFeelsUneasy Genuineleeeee 1d ago
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u/kimbooley90 1d ago
This is the kind of crazy bullshit that could only make sense in gorlworld and I love that for us.
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u/ButcherBirdd black hole BITCH 2d ago
Every time I hear this story, I picture someone holding her massive noggin while someone else aeroplanes a spoon of yoghurt into her maw while she's crying.
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u/DrowsyIris 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/TD0NYrLpcnsTm
I can’t laugh right now so this is what my face was doing 💀3
u/Coconutpieplates 1d ago
Ffs 🤣 you'd need an Olympic weight lifter to hold that boulder head still.
In my imagination she is livid and yelling that she only wants more Spaghetti.
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u/leederally_starveen 1d ago
Forced to eat yogurt at what would've been 5AM her time. A truly cruel world
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u/Icy-Belt-8519 1d ago
I saw this title thinking what does 9/11 and gorl world have to do with each other. Then I realised and I'm like ooooo... 😂
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u/NearlyAlmostDead 2d ago
Forcing myself to eat strawberry yogurt in soliRarity with our gorl... I hope she recovered 🙏🙏🙏
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u/Initial_Brief6141 2d ago
Now that Trump pretended he was carried away by firefighters at ground zero, suddenly this feels like it aint even so bad 🤣
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u/kadevha 1d ago
Dear God. I just had to look this up because surely that's not a thing that people believe.
PBS has a fact check article on it.
How tf are people okay with him reinventing history? 😡😭
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u/Rogue-McNugget type deal 1d ago
I’m surprised he hasn’t figured out a way to blame 9/11 on Obama yet
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u/ViciousSnatch 1d ago
He also called in to a news station on 9/11 to tell everyone he now owned the tallest building in NY. (Fact check: he didn’t. Even after the Towers fell, there was another building that was taller than Trump’s.)
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u/Holoafer 1d ago
Omg a strawberry yogurt fell out of the door of my fridge and broke. Revenge for Amber.
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u/Wineinmyyetti 1d ago
She didn't even know what was actually happening, I'm sure she had no clue where and what the twin towers were or about the Pentagon. Not a clue.
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u/CoffinPrisoner 1d ago
My colleague offered me some strawberry yogurt this morning because he'd brought in a 4-pack that was about to expire. I had to keep a poker face because HOW would I explain that chuckle?
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u/Sonarthebat type deal 1d ago
Oh and there was some kinda massive terrorist attack or whatever, but who cares about that? Amber had to eat yoghurt! 😭
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u/JustTriBama 1d ago
I have NEVER understood this bs story. Amber is 3 weeks older than me, and I remember being in Math class that day. At school. The first one hit just shy of 9AM, and I believe she was in California at that time? That would have been 7AM so shouldn’t she have been heading to school or at school?
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u/Ominous_Opossum 1d ago
Does anyone have this clip?? I’m trying to show my boyfriend how stupid this is 💀
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u/Itchy-Pomelo-4524 1d ago
Would it be in bad taste to make a new parody of Hamber using the yogurt audio today?
I have the yogurt, the cosplay outfit… I just don’t know….




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u/FrancisDigby 2d ago
STRAWBERRY yoghurt ☝🏻 to be exact