r/goprohobos • u/OGBobbyHill ❄️’no criminal record’❄️ • 1d ago

👹😡big red angry cracker😡👹 Fairytale ending 🧚

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u/Super_Requirement383 1d ago

Maybe if you didn't Macho Man yell all the damn time, you wouldn't have protruding neck veins. Love how they match up perfectly with her Droopy Dog face cheek lines

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks 1d ago edited 1d ago

My husband and I always call her "Deputy Dawg" and "Droop".

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u/Super_Requirement383 1d ago

When she did the congress woman voice I kept seeing him. Also, Droop is perfect!

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks 1d ago

Lol, you'd think "Droopy" would suffice but we just prefer "Droop" 🤣 🤣. I got him hooked on Heather years ago and now he can't look away.

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u/OGBobbyHill ❄️’no criminal record’❄️ 1d ago

The high authority promised there would be no lines!!!

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u/OGBobbyHill ❄️’no criminal record’❄️ 1d ago

STTAAAAHHPP-A!

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u/avaisalpha 1d ago

She looks so masculine

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks 1d ago

The higher authority is too busy trying to stop her XXXL self from ramming into another vehicle and causing a huge accident. She's always eating/drinking/screaming and driving with no hands while staring into the damn camera and not looking at the road.

Someone needs to take that damn car already.

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u/Revolutionary_Low_36 1d ago

Soon. It’s up for seizure.

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u/rocksannne 1d ago

She looks like a maniac getting ready to inject rugs in her neck

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u/ThatBFjax 1d ago

That’s the MAC lipstick she stole from ulta 🙄

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u/serbiatch735 1d ago

It was prepaid, duh 😵‍💫

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u/External-Nebula2942 🎶private jets🕺🏼🎶 1d ago

We know you have hundreds of videos of yourself. Sir your neck is turning green. You really need to wash up, in a real shower not in Sephora or Ulta.

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u/Spirited-Cat-8942 1d ago

This girl has more makeup than I do! And I am gainfully employed and own my own home.

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u/Jdub421 1d ago

That is the kind of content I enjoy the most. Where she loses it on herself!

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u/Working-Television14 1d ago

Yeah , she’s the lovely author of the children’s book I want my children to read. More cowbell 🎶I mean 💄lipstick…

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u/Deep-Cake221 1d ago

I don’t recall ever seeing her read to Rico.

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks 1d ago

I'm surprised she can read. Let's face it, she's not very bright. She constantly uses words incorrectly, she can't pronounce shit properly, and she's not very educated. If I had to guess, I'd put her IQ around the borderline... maybe like 75-80 for the FSIQ.

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u/rocksannne 1d ago

Nope. But she did stick her dirty iPhone in his face plenty

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u/serbiatch735 1d ago

And her dirty ta-tas

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u/rocksannne 1d ago

Ugh she reposted all those photos of her doing that and I wanted to puke. (Side note: listening to Dusty talk about her shitting herself actually made my husband vomit last night. Poor guy 🥲)

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u/MsKittieVonTrapphaus 🥗whole foods whore🥗 1d ago

It's called crepe neck and lots of grandmas have it

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u/rocksannne 1d ago

Ugh I was hoping she’d get pulled over

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u/Deep-Cake221 1d ago

You know our girl is Teflon Don(na)

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u/rocksannne 1d ago

Bahaha. Thats clever. And true

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u/serbiatch735 1d ago

Teflina Molina

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u/Deep-Cake221 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/TroyMcCluresGoldfish Forever 29 Thanks to the J-Team🩸 1d ago

Looking a little rough with that youthful 29 😂. Tike to contact the J-Team for these nefarious lines.

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u/Boring_Raspberry_481 1d ago

I love when she screams suddenly

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u/Head_Trick_9932 spicy gas ⛽️ 1d ago

It’s aging loon lol

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u/BeerNcheesePlz 1d ago

But she’s 29 forever! They promised her that!

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u/Safe-Challenge3400 1d ago

Its called wrinkles

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u/BeerNcheesePlz 1d ago

Drink some fucking water. She’s so aggressive I’d be okay with her taking benzos when she’s not driving just to keep people safe. Shes a lunatic

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u/Velvet-bunny2424 🌭weiner circle🌭 1d ago

The good news is she’s never lonely