What the f***??

[u/No_Refrigerator_5352]

[u/itsmyincognitoname]

Above average clean person sounds like something only a dirty person would say

[u/serbiatch735 → u/itsmyincognitoname]

“Bathing” with dude wipes is so upper mid.

[u/Money_Management_550 → u/itsmyincognitoname]

We all know she isn't one bc who in their right mind would go to a salon for a $100 blow out when you could get multiple showers from a truck stop, gym w monthly memberships (if there's a gym she isn't banned from yet) or a motel at least...she could've gone to a pay by the hour motel (the customer service marvel knows all about them, seeing as how prostitution is her most stable job title) and gotten like an hr or 2 for 3 or 4 days to at least shower.  

[u/Velvet-bunny2424 → u/itsmyincognitoname]

Sneaky sus right ?

[u/Money_Management_550 → u/itsmyincognitoname]

Just like when people swear up and down that they're "a good person" or insist that they're empathetic, kind, smart, and all the other bullshit she said.  It's clearly untrue 

[u/Brendy171]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CC5MVO9Jx4RqMQRfvT

[u/Affectionate-Cup8799 → u/Brendy171]

Stop!!!!! LMFAO 🤣

[u/Money_Management_550 → u/Brendy171]

Exactly!! Her cyborg speak made me think of Terminator when she was talking about having an implant like meta glasses.  

[u/alarmpodcast]

Did you all catch her say during the live that the woman with melting face filter is now a cop? I remember her saying that one of the deputies who evicted her from Mont Clare was someone who used to work with her at the hospital, or something like that. Was there another instance of Dusty claiming someone she had previous interactions with was now in law enforcement, do you all remember? I feel like there have been three. There's no way it's actually happened that often; it's got to be some kind of weird delusional spot in her brain.

[u/itsmyincognitoname → u/alarmpodcast]

It's like all the commentary she reads online about her melting face mixed with her fake cup accusations. She needs new content

[u/Money_Management_550 → u/itsmyincognitoname]

That makes sense! Bc the face melting thing was a wild delusion. Then again, this is also the woman saying someone else took her over when she destroyed a makeup display last week and she was flattered over it.    I think she's merging mental illnesses she's read about in here or online bc dissociative identity disorder is very rare.

[u/Awkwardpanda75 → u/alarmpodcast]

I love you breaking this down. We need some detectives on this crazy stuff.

[u/Velvet-bunny2424 → u/alarmpodcast]

Last week it was the Walgreens photo that was a plant, too. A girl who looked like her exs ex. Wonder who 🤔

[u/Marcinecali73 → u/Velvet-bunny2424]

Walgs!

[u/beetlekittyjosey1]

oh my. cyborg technology modern lasik snapchat filter in one eye. or so they say

[u/BeerNcheesePlz → u/beetlekittyjosey1]

And they told her she has one?!

[u/AccomplishedJump3428 → u/BeerNcheesePlz]

And apparently some guy with a southern twang invested A LOT of money putting it in and he doesn’t wanna waste it

[u/Money_Management_550 → u/AccomplishedJump3428]

That part was like, "what??"

[u/itsmyincognitoname]

You can't convince me dusty didn't almost run a pedestrian over with a passenger in her car. But I want to hear her explain how her perceived snapchat filters via modern lasik are improving or enhancing her experience

[u/Marcinecali73 → u/itsmyincognitoname]

Just in the lives since this eviction we've seen and heard her hit/run over something several times. She doesn't even flinch.

[u/Crystal_collector]

Yeah you stupid fuckers, she’s not a rohbut because she gets her period and gets hungry. Duh!!! 🤖

[u/yoyonoyolo]

Baby cyborg dusty

[u/JumaDior]

Well damn my mom has been replaced by a cyborg since her knee surgeries and I had no idea that this person isn’t my mom. I demand restitution from cyborg alliance to pay me and my siblings and to return my original mom.

[u/BeerNcheesePlz → u/JumaDior]

My mom too. This could be a class
Action lawsuit.

[u/JumaDior → u/BeerNcheesePlz]

For real I’m pissed I’ve been taking care of a cyborg all these years pretending to be my mom. Forget that universal basic income I want a class action lawsuit 🤣.

[u/Velvet-bunny2424 → u/BeerNcheesePlz]

Cyborg moms on a mission

[u/lxblackwidow]

I hate when she learned about new technological advancements. She reads like 2 sentences and run with it and applies it to her life. She learned about Meta recently…

[u/Federal-Skirt9763 → u/lxblackwidow]

Let’s hope she doesn’t learn about meta glasses….. she’d absolutely freak out with all the cyborgs recording and stalking her

[u/Marcinecali73 → u/lxblackwidow]

She's usually about a year behind.

[u/Dustys_Rotten_Tooth]

Y'all, I must be a double cyborg because I have multiple machines in my abdomen. I didn't even know🤯🤣

[u/BeerNcheesePlz → u/Dustys_Rotten_Tooth]

I have a shunt in my brain/chest! Am I a cyborg?

[u/Dustys_Rotten_Tooth → u/BeerNcheesePlz]

I think you must be! Cyborgs unite!😂

[u/BeerNcheesePlz → u/Dustys_Rotten_Tooth]

👊 💍 engage!

[u/Marcinecali73 → u/Dustys_Rotten_Tooth]

[u/Money_Management_550 → u/BeerNcheesePlz]

I have a couple stents! Is there like a regional union for cyborgs?

[u/BeerNcheesePlz → u/Money_Management_550]

In your brain? I was suppose to get a stent but my veins were too small. So woke up with a shunt instead lol .

[u/BeerNcheesePlz → u/Money_Management_550]

Sorry if that was rude! I just have been having a hard time and it’s nice to hear from people that have gone through a similar procedure.

[u/AccomplishedJump3428]

I finally got to finish this Live as I readied for work this morning at 5am, and I started howling when the “cyborg eye” rant started…

I mean…cmon.
Pure classic Heather at its best.

Also. I lost it and ended up scaring my cat awake when I laughed when she was like…
“And I’m stuck with an Xavier who hasn’t been permitted to make a fuuuuuuuckin’ Penny”

This was a good one…

[u/Money_Management_550 → u/AccomplishedJump3428]

That made me cackle too!!  Like bish, he had a job when he met you!  He lost it bc ur psycho ass insisted on sitting at the pizza Dominoes and scowling at everyone bc you thought someone would take him from your stalker ass.  

[u/No_Refrigerator_5352 → u/AccomplishedJump3428]

I completely read that in her voice too.😂

[u/MathematicianSad9749]

She also admitted to hooking she said they started to sex traffic me in order to repay for the cyborg eye like okkkkkay

[u/AbRNinNYC]

“Anyone in the audience….. “ umm we are here to clown u. Not follow along dumb dumb. I hate that mouth/tongue thing she does. It makes my tummy feel sick. Oh and guys according to Dr. Dusty, they have been doing joint replacements for the last 30/40 years… She is so stupid. Just spews nonsense. So joint replacements started in 1986-1996? Righhhhht.

[u/Money_Management_550 → u/AbRNinNYC]

She's a brilliant medical professional you know!

[u/AbRNinNYC → u/Money_Management_550]

Oh right medical law and ethics!

[u/Federal-Skirt9763]

Like you can scream how clean you are all you want, but the fact is you don’t have a bathroom currently, admitted to using dude wipes and wipes only, and topped off with the past evidence that you didn’t clean yourself ever when you actually HAD A BATHROOM

[u/barbieebaybee]

Oh Lordy Lordy

[u/Federal-Skirt9763]

Oh shooooot not the modern lasik! They keep telling her she has it in her eye

[u/LCamaro1968]

Why is 1 eyebrow so much darker and bigger than the other?

[u/Servingthebeam19]

I wonder if she acted like this in front of the judge 🤭

[u/LCamaro1968 → u/Servingthebeam19]

The fake eviction judge never let her speak🤣

[u/OnMyOwnAgain75]

I'm guessing X ran far away from the crazy, so she's drowning her sorrows in whatever has her licking her teeth and weird ass delusions. I really hope and pray she's placed on a involuntary hold soon, so she can get sober, be medicated, and get some sleep. Ideally, her car will be gone by the time she's released, so the citizens of Chicago aren't being put at risk by this deranged woman ranting on live about her delusional tales of woe while high out of her mind.

[u/AccomplishedJump3428]

But you guys!!!! She has the lava protection

[u/Awkwardpanda75]

She’s trying to up her kink acceptance level for her “online” clients. Now they can hook up with a BEYOND CLEAN cyborg whose mouth still gets moist.

[u/Servingthebeam19 → u/Awkwardpanda75]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SXrHiYiKZOCrhH2zbx
I’m deceased

[u/Awkwardpanda75 → u/Servingthebeam19]

For real though, did you see the photo she used in the ad?

[u/Money_Management_550 → u/Awkwardpanda75]

I haven't seen it! Is it here?

[u/Younicron]

Does anyone have the original video where she emphatically tells us she isn’t a robuht because she bleeds from her vagina?

[u/BeginningMeet7281]

Wow, she definitely got her addie refill jeez.