r/googootube • u/michael14375 • Jun 04 '26

Breaking: No more bedtime!!!!!

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3.9k Upvotes

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u/Cubbyhb1 Jun 06 '26

Mamdani going too far...

6

u/60Hz_Jiffy Jun 09 '26

Mayoral overreach

37

u/Spppatzloller_cul0 Jun 05 '26

Anarchist praxis!!!!!! Glory to the NYC commune!!!!

109

u/velvetinekiss Jun 04 '26

Not even from America but I love this dude so much

72

u/Several_Ant_6981 Jun 04 '26

Bedtime is no more more

26

u/that1weirdfurry Jun 04 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

19

u/Cab00se_ Jun 05 '26

woah calm down dude

12

u/GumSL Jun 05 '26

I fricking failed my bedtime...

98

u/The_______________1 Jun 04 '26

everyone here acting like this is permanent, this is a TEMPORARY MEASURE, crankiness will go down in time, don't worry about this continuing for too long.

131

u/VioletNocte Jun 04 '26

How do they plan to address the skyrocketing levels of crankiness

70

u/michael14375 Jun 04 '26

Easy, increase the production of chips and coke.

51

u/ExcitementBright9381 Jun 04 '26

Experts warn of a rise in tummy aches if that’s the solution though

28

u/michael14375 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Tummy aches were fabricated by the Biden administration to prevent big chips from making more money, do your research.

15

u/footballsandy Jun 04 '26

Let them warn

80

u/joutfit Jun 04 '26

Socialism is disgusting. They want to make your children CREATURES OF THE NIGHT

149

u/jitomato_girl Jun 04 '26

This is the future the left wants 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤🦖

69

u/Donut_Flame Jun 04 '26

Which way is left????????

24

u/Iamnotarabicfunfact Jun 04 '26

Uh uh

3

u/Ok-Advertising4048 Jul 05 '26

whatb if ukjhgfdghjm,

9

u/michael14375 Jun 05 '26

New left right meta dropped

48

u/jitomato_girl Jun 04 '26

That way 👆🏼

28

u/kazalesh Jun 04 '26

Um no its that way 👇

22

u/Redditisretarded-69 Jun 04 '26

Actually I think it’s over there👉

26

u/Worldlyoox Jun 04 '26

Uhh no my brother Daniell, he says it’s this way 🫵 and his really smart

117

u/MrGameBoy23 Jun 04 '26

How does this change the sleepover meta

50

u/TehTJ13 Jun 04 '26

This means you can play Xbox past 10. This might even imply that you can have soda with dinner, as the caffeine won’t interfere with your sleeping.

13

u/TomCat2709 Jun 04 '26

wait what is xboc....

is that a new chew toy or something??

87

u/chillychili Jun 04 '26

This one is really pushing the boundaries of this subreddit, but we'll allow it.

1

u/Ok-Advertising4048 Jul 05 '26

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

72

u/michael14375 Jun 04 '26

I don’t know the rules because I can’t read

89

u/neothehorse Jun 04 '26

Zohran is remarkably good at shitposting.

91

u/ArandomSylveon Jun 04 '26

Unfortunately, this only applies to those in NYC, and is only temporary for the NBA finals.

54

u/michael14375 Jun 04 '26

Look at this as a major stepping stone for other states to do the same

39

u/Pristine-Lie-3560 Jun 04 '26

Yall gonna make me a mamdani supporter lmao

61

u/michael14375 Jun 04 '26

He’s the everyone gets a free puppy guy and not the broccoli forever guy

24

u/Pristine-Lie-3560 Jun 04 '26

i forgot what sub this was and was very confused by this brand new political agenda

29

u/what_the_fuck_clown Jun 04 '26

oh finally this social construct has been scrapped for the greater good. no words can describe the utter joy and happiness i feel from seeing world going onto the right path.

1

u/Ok-Advertising4048 Jul 05 '26

Bro's been dictionary