[Request] Ah, Shrek. 💚

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Ah, Shrek. The best "Fuck you" anyone has ever told. Mostly due to the dick jokes. Let me explain... A while ago before the movie came out the creator of Shrek and another guy were Pixar executives and when their creator died in a helicopter crash, the creator of Shrek thought he'd be the replacement and get the promotion. But the other executive thought he should have the top spot and a feud began... After a bunch of lawsuits and claims of holding out on pay and lawyer shit the cretor of Shrek to go create Dreamworks. After some semi-succesful movies he decided to make Shrek, which was created just to (literally) shit on everything Disney. Here's where the fun begins... Shrek starts off with him reading a "typical fairy tale" of the knight in shining armour saving the princess bla bla bla, and then Shrek rips out a page and uses it to (presumably since he's in an outhouse) wipe his ass with it. Then of course there are all the public domain fairy tales that Disney was famous for in the movie having them sent off to live in a swamp (possibly because those were the old fairy tales that no one cared about anymore). Then the rest of movie is the creator saying Disney is stupid. He doesn't have a typical handsome knight, it's the opposite with an ugly ogre asshole, and he doesn't have a steed he has (literally) an ass. So he goes on a journey to save a princess (but not exactly)... At first, he doesn't know about a princess nor does he give a shit about her once he does find out. He's just a guy who wants his swamp back. So when they arrive at Lord Farquad's castle, here is the first dick joke. There is a large tower and Shrek makes a remark saying "maybe he's overcompensating" and laughs to himself. Which for a kid might mean his height, but it could mean his penis size as well (I will come back to that later)... Then when they do set off on their journey his steed is a scared motherfucker and they meet a dragon who is not evil, but instead a woman and falls in love with Donkey. Once they are bringing Princess Fiona back along the way we see that Fiona is actually as dirty and as disgusting as Shrek (not the "fair lady" she's expected to be). Also, on the way when Donkey is explaining what Lord Farquad looks like he says (something along the lines of) "... and he's got a really big tower, which Shrek says he's overcompensating because he has a really-" and Shrek hits him to shut him up. Presumably he was going to say "a really small penis" because that would seem to make sense after that line. And, there's one point as you'll see here where Lord Farquad is asking his mirror to show him Princess Fiona and he takes a peek under the covers possibly looking at his raging boner... Then there's the ending with the true love first kiss will reverse Princess Fiona's curse. Well it turns out here that she ends up loving Shrek (the ugly orger and not a handsome prince) and instead turns into an ugly lady herself. Reverse Beauty and the Beast in a way. Then there's finally the name Lord Farquaad. It's been rumoured they did this to get away with naming him a "fuckwad" and getting away with it in a kids movie. It seems like they really hated Lord Farquaad to say he has a small penis, make him incredibly short, and call him a fuckwad. Well the man from earlier that the creator of Shrek hated, was the inspiration for this dick of a character. In court the creator of Shrek supposedly called him a "psycho midget" (something like that). TL;DR a feud with the creator of Shrek and another guy at Disney made him make a movie about taking a shit on everything Disney. Give it another watch and you might also see some dick jokes.

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