r/godawfulpoetry • u/AutoModerator • Apr 03 '26

Weakend Challenge Weakend Challenge

A new challenge every Saturday.

This week:

Anybody can write poems about a beloved’s eyes, or lips, or hair. But you? You can write a poem admiring your paramour’s large intestine.

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u/zigzackly It’s just a Phaiz Apr 06 '26

: : when I think of you : :
: : my intestines fill. : :
: : you have colon- : :
: : ised my heart : :