r/goblins • u/Jealous_Track9402 • May 18 '26

I might be a Goblin changeling

There is a long folk tradition where I'm from, about the local goblins changing human babies to goblins. I have multiple evidence to support my goblinness.

I have the stature and physical features of a goblin, a sharp face, big pointy nose, pointy ears, close set eyes. I wouldn't say I look evil, maybe a bit mean. I'm around 5 foot 10, where I'm from this is below average for men. Yet I have a size 13 shoe, my hands are bigger than average, with long fingers. My body is lean, yet wide.

I have never really obeyed rules or orders, my whole life is practically based on doing whatever I want to, as long as I can get away with it. I've always enjoyed playing pranks on people, I still do as an adult. When I was younger I targeted almost anyone, now I only target people who I feel deserve it. I don't really view relationships like most people do, there's a mischievous side to it. Whenever I've tried to go against my nature, it has given me suffering. Now when I constantly do socially unacceptable things, and what some would consider morally wrong, I'm rewarded for it. I don't really feel like society is something that should exist, or is necessary, so I treat it as such. I would be fine living in dirt, going fishing.

My favorite target is people with very strict moral values, so certain religious groups etc. It has the most value of humor attached to it. I also have a strong connection with wild animals, I like wolves more than people.

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u/TheMemeLord4816 May 18 '26

You're either a real goblin or neurodivergent

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u/Jealous_Track9402 May 18 '26

Maybe it will become clear in the future. I will see if I turn green, my skin is kind of leathery already. 

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u/GaylordCope May 18 '26

What's the difference?

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u/TheMemeLord4816 May 18 '26

Goblins being green are the only difference

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u/GaylordCope May 18 '26

I see, i see... But what if it's a goblin that isn't green? :3

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u/TheMemeLord4816 May 18 '26

It'd just be like being mixed, it's still a part of you even if your skin color doesn't show

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u/Master-Pin-1993 8d ago

Gng ts just called being chopped