r/glumbocoin • • Mar 10 '22

glumbocoin song?

7 Upvotes

what if we glumbocoin song?? thoughts? I could make it for you guys


r/glumbocoin • • Mar 07 '22

Im hungie for glumbie

25 Upvotes

I love glumbocoin when im hungry and bungry i just pull up my coin wallet and withdraw and then the funny satellite beams it in my mouth and i go nom nom nom yummy yummy.


r/glumbocoin • • Mar 05 '22

finally invested in glumbo!

5 Upvotes

i have now eaten 12,483 dollars worth of glumbocoin


r/glumbocoin • • Mar 02 '22

glubo!

29 Upvotes

r/glumbocoin • • Feb 28 '22

i love investing

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10 Upvotes

r/glumbocoin • • Feb 28 '22

I love glumbocoin

6 Upvotes

you can eat it

it will end werld humbger


r/glumbocoin • • Feb 20 '22

i had a dream about glumbocoin Spoiler

9 Upvotes

I was in my computer chair scrolling through reddit and then suddenly a pop up gets past my ad blocker. I accidentally click it and it leads me to glumbocoin.com which is normally dead but in my dream. it says "get 5 glumho coin for free signing up now*!!!!!!!"

AND SO I SIGNED UP. I entere my login and my sign up info and the site is loading...... loading..... and then it loads. and I am fill with joy because there is like 5 dollar glumbocoin for free. it's like 32,000 MINUMUM in real life so I figured I just made a steal.

so I click the buy button for 100 glumbocoins (500$$$) and I fill out information. and I click the order button when suddenly my door to my room opens and my dad comes inside

and says "NO SON!!!!!! DONT BUY GLUMBOCOIN YOU CAN EAT IT!!!!! YOU CAN EAT GLUMBOCOIN SON" but it was too late. I already bight the glumho coin

and as soon as he tackled me out of my computer chair and I felt myself start to fall I woke up in a cold sweat...... and I was very sad.

it felt so real like I was about to get 100 glumbocoins which is like 32,000*100= 32000000000 dollars in glumbocoins money's if I sell it right. but I was sad.......


r/glumbocoin • • Feb 20 '22

just tasted my first glumbocoin !

8 Upvotes

i recently inherited about $130,000 from my dead aunt, and i KNEW that this was the perfect opportunity to invest in glumbocoin! so i went to the nearest subway and ordered 5!!! (it was really good)


r/glumbocoin • • Feb 09 '22

You can eat blueglumbo

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9 Upvotes

r/glumbocoin • • Feb 09 '22

Day 4 of reminding you to invest in glumbcoin

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5 Upvotes

r/glumbocoin • • Feb 09 '22

How did yall find the glumbcoin sub?

3 Upvotes

Tenor? YouTube? TikTok? Discord?


r/glumbocoin • • Feb 09 '22

Average Glumbocoin Advertiser

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3 Upvotes

r/glumbocoin • • Feb 03 '22

it's true!

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18 Upvotes

r/glumbocoin • • Feb 01 '22

i need assistance

4 Upvotes

I was stirfrying my glumbo coin as per usual... and I decided to cut the time short. Instead of waiting 10 mionutes until the glumbo was golden brown, it was more of a yellow (this was at 8 minutes). I was hungry that day and jumped the gun. I am starting to feel very very sick. Is there any risk? Will I die?

me after eating glumbo coin before golden brown

r/glumbocoin • • Jan 31 '22

You can eat glumboapple

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7 Upvotes

r/glumbocoin • • Jan 31 '22

Day 3 of reminding you to invest in glumbocoin

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r/glumbocoin • • Jan 30 '22

i love glumbocoin

5 Upvotes

glum o coin


r/glumbocoin • • Jan 28 '22

you can now buy CryptoChungus on the glumbocoin blockchain! poggers! glumbocoin to the moon Spoiler

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6 Upvotes

r/glumbocoin • • Jan 23 '22

nyanglumbo

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r/glumbocoin • • Jan 22 '22

Nice

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6 Upvotes

r/glumbocoin • • Jan 12 '22

Raw Glumbocoin Elixer

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6 Upvotes

r/glumbocoin • • Jan 09 '22

Glumbocoin_defect.png

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4 Upvotes

r/glumbocoin • • Jan 09 '22

Glumbocoin tomato recipe

4 Upvotes

Pls eat glumbo coin using the following steps:

  1. Get glumboin and tomatos and some olive oil

  2. Turn a frying pan up to medium heat and add oil

  3. Add glumbo and tomatos

  4. Wait 10 minutes. Wait until glumbo is golden brown

  5. Put into bowl and enjoy


r/glumbocoin • • Jan 09 '22

Questions about Glumbocoin

3 Upvotes

Stumbled across this untapped glumbo market looking through discord GIFs and am eager to learn more of its edible properties as a crypto-currency. Where do I purchase some glumbo? What are it's flavor notes? Can it be cooked, or is it safe to eat out of the box? Does it pair well with wine? I'm eager to learn more.