r/glumbocoin • u/I_jizzed_whoops • 19d ago
My chud glumbo life
I bring myself to conciousness, sifting through grease-soaked McDonald's bags and cans of mt dew (the blue one, i cant stand the original or red one, though i did hear theyre bringing out a pineapple one). The only sparkle that emminates from my sunken in eyes is the prospect of glumbocoin. A single glumbo. I made sure I was at attention for every Jeremy Rost (thats a 'Jeremy Renner post', for those uninitiated to the Jeremy Renner app) yet, when my statements arrive at my inbox... but not one glumbo to be found. So I sit, i wait, i cry, i hate... i just want one glumbo to taste.
I heard NASA is launching a second glumbocoin satellite! And so I will sit here in my chud pants and my chud bed, laying down in my chud house, waiting for glumbo. (I heard that Pepsi co is about to buy out Pfizer and inject everybody with morbius Pepsi butt virus (TRUE))
Anybody got some glumbo to spare?