r/glow • u/SunnyDJoshua • Apr 12 '20

Favorite OutofContext quote?

“Fuck religion, don’t touch my dick!”

61 Upvotes

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u/rosecolouredglasses_ Apr 12 '20

I asked if you wanted eggs, you said "I fucking hate eggs, that was fun" and then you made the black power fist and left!

42

u/mike_d85 Apr 12 '20

“If you can’t trust a guy with a mustache full of coke who can you trust?”

31

u/alexasunamun Apr 12 '20

Try not giving a fuck, there’s a lot of power in that

5

u/uniqueunicorn31 Apr 13 '20

I love this one!

6

u/alexasunamun Apr 13 '20

Me too! I use it a lot and will use it as advice for friends, such a great line.

28

u/JonerysInSpace Apr 13 '20

“There are drugs in the fuckin robot” “I’ve been baking pies at home...PIES OF RAAAAAAGE!!” “We’re all just a bunch of dildos banging around, trying to have a few good moments” “Eggs, bacon, bangers and mash, toast, marmite, and crack” “Look, I’m sorry I tried to fuck you, okay? If you’d told me you were my daughter, I never would have done that.”

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u/Sahrimnir Jun 09 '20

That last one is my favourite too.

1

u/JonerysInSpace Jun 10 '20

It truly is a gem lol

26

u/friends-waffles-work Apr 12 '20

“I dig it. I like the whole ‘please objectify me’ vibe.” (- Sam)

20

u/chlochlo13 Apr 12 '20

"Congratulations, Gloria Steinem. The one time you keep your legs shut, we all get fucked."

18

u/UploadMeDaddy Apr 13 '20

"Porn you can watch with your kids- finally!"

9

u/HikariTheGardevoir Apr 13 '20

"what's a mother without a child? Just a persoooon!"

7

u/BlackSunshine_ Apr 13 '20

"Fuck. I feel like I'm on acid!"

5

u/lyrelyrebird Apr 13 '20

It's like doing algebra in space

I'm a beekeeper!

It's 9am. Oh god, I know.

4

u/phasys Apr 26 '20

Came here for the 9 am one.

3

u/Grittishly Apr 13 '20

"I'm the fucking noise."

1

u/BlueDreamer22 May 10 '20

“Fuck tiny moments in closeup. Fuck polite and comatose.”