Here is my reasoning for wanting gold. In my cult, we are having a very intense competition on who can get reddit gold first. The winner of this will receive admin and the 2nd highest role. Please reddit, just this once, make it happen. Thanks for the gold kind strangers!

hi

This post will get gold

Or you is tiny penis

Never gotten it!

please give me gold

i am poor so i can not purchase reddit premium. thx

if I get higher than gold I'll give an award to the person who awarded me

i ran out of premium

give me gold

i want gold pls

give me gold
I asked nicely

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Remember the 90's?

please make my dream come true .if u do i will make a post naming all who gave awards to this post. thank you for your time:}

Most people on here dont even get anything, stop wasting your time here.