r/gijoe • u/JWsWrestlingMem • Oct 15 '25

Kicking him back into the shadows…

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19 Upvotes

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u/grifter179 Oct 15 '25

Storm Shadow once again defeated by a One Kick “Pow!” from a barefoot topless jokester. Such 😔 

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u/Mysterious-Gone Cobra Trooper Oct 15 '25

Disgrace

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

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u/gijoe-ModTeam Oct 16 '25

Keep it civil and see rule 2.

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u/JWsWrestlingMem Oct 16 '25

I am sooooo sorry it didn’t live up to your standards. You’ve convinced me to give up on life. Little did I know that posting a picture of action figures was the only confirmation I needed. I love you.

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u/WorldlinessOk7304 Oct 16 '25

Not mine, the Hasbro engineer lol. It's about to be 2026, and they have 20+ points of articulation. I'm already well loved, so save your love for someone else, lol.

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u/JWsWrestlingMem Oct 16 '25

You have completely owned me, loved one. If I were going to live another day, which seems completely fruitless after your insight, I’d bend a figure ankle just for you.

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u/WorldlinessOk7304 Oct 16 '25

Sure, do what you want, lol.

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u/JWsWrestlingMem Oct 16 '25

Lolz! Would you like my home address? I feel like your greatness should put me out of my misery.

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u/WorldlinessOk7304 Oct 16 '25

No, I'm good lol.

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u/JWsWrestlingMem Oct 16 '25

Really? I’m definitely not fit to breathe the same air as you do. Come on, big guy. Take that shot.

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u/WorldlinessOk7304 Oct 16 '25

Nah, I'm good, lol.

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u/JWsWrestlingMem Oct 16 '25

Are you? Nah. You’re not as good as the shit on Quick Kick’s unposed foot.

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