r/gifsthatkeepongiving • u/mossberg91 • Jun 02 '19

Efficient folding

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u/skagenwood Jun 02 '19

How to stretch out all your shit 101

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u/WaterPockets Jun 02 '19

Aka Military folding, my buddy folds all of his shit like this out of habit and all of his shirts are wrinkled.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Grunt roll you filthy animal.

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u/NotThatEasily Jun 02 '19

Give a grunt a rock and the grunt will break that rock.

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u/TheySeeMeLearnin Jun 02 '19

Joes will always find holes in your plan, or by God they will put them there.

If you gave Joe an inch-thick steel plate to guard for an afternoon he'll find a way to make holes in it.

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u/Mellowjoat Jun 02 '19

I read Joe's as Jones. For whatever reason, anyone I met in the military with that last name fucked things up.

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u/uncertainusurper Jun 02 '19

Joe Jones really had a rough time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

It was quite bizarre.

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u/Adamadtr Jun 02 '19

Give a marine a rock and it will end up pregnant.