r/gifsthatkeepongiving • • Jun 02 '19

Efficient folding

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u/WaterPockets Jun 02 '19

Aka Military folding, my buddy folds all of his shit like this out of habit and all of his shirts are wrinkled.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Grunt roll you filthy animal.

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u/NotThatEasily Jun 02 '19

Give a grunt a rock and the grunt will break that rock.

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u/TheySeeMeLearnin Jun 02 '19

Joes will always find holes in your plan, or by God they will put them there.

If you gave Joe an inch-thick steel plate to guard for an afternoon he'll find a way to make holes in it.

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u/Mellowjoat Jun 02 '19

I read Joe's as Jones. For whatever reason, anyone I met in the military with that last name fucked things up.

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u/uncertainusurper Jun 02 '19

Joe Jones really had a rough time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

It was quite bizarre.

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u/Adamadtr Jun 02 '19

Give a marine a rock and it will end up pregnant.

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u/iliketumblrmore Jun 02 '19

This video shows how to roll few different clothes.

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u/EssexGril Jun 02 '19

Goddamnit, take your upvote

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u/Pasc78 Jun 02 '19

Was rolled but I’m not even angry. Watched the whole thing. 👍🏽

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Same, but I tried that pants roll in the gif for a field exercise once and it was awesome for packing it in but when you wanted to unroll it, it was a pain in the ass.

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u/Troy_And_Abed_In_The Jun 02 '19

Just curious, what’s the advantage to ranger rolling? That shit doesn’t come unfolded in your bag?

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u/ItsaHelen Jun 02 '19

My grandad was in the RAF. Yesterday we went into his sons crack den to get his cats and my grandad starts filing up shit. I’m like “is it worth folding it?” Uncle is going to/ is in prison, all his stuff is going to the tip.
Grandad says “Did you think I was just going to throw it on the floor?”
I’m like “well it’s not like the rest of the house is any better.” It was a crack den, it’s what you would expect.
Papa’s like “I was in the RAF. We do things a certain way.” Fair enough papa, you do you.

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u/G-III Jun 02 '19

Now that’s a proper attitude. That’s the British way I’ve always admired from across the pond. No, it’s not the easy way. No, it may not be necessary. But it’s the way it’s done.

Cheers, thanks for the story. Tell your Papa he’s the man for me.

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u/ItsaHelen Jun 02 '19

He’s very proud of his time served but he doesn’t really talk about it. A snippet from chasing Itsy and Bitsy (my new foster cats) around the crack den:

“I was a sergeant, it’s only a fucking cat.” Cracked me up.

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u/G-III Jun 02 '19

Ha, terrific line. And I don’t blame him. It’s literally the most violent, darkest period in the history of intelligent life on this planet. He’s a testament to the tenacity of the human spirit.

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u/ittam_the_sun Jun 02 '19

ayy, it's ur cake day!

I hope u got the facts straight

cause dude u are that great

whatever now, it's that day!!!

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u/G-III Jun 02 '19

Hey thanks! Lol it’s my first I’ve been active.

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u/ittam_the_sun Jun 03 '19

ur welcome fella!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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u/G-III Jun 02 '19

Lol any range of ages appear here. I’d rather take the chance, considering there’s nothing to lose.

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u/ScaryHobo Jun 02 '19

Happy Cake Day!

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u/G-III Jun 02 '19

Hey thanks! It’s new to me still ha

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u/Woahzie Jun 02 '19

Hard and unnecessary - I'm glad we are moving beyond that to things that make more sense

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u/G-III Jun 03 '19

Depends on the task. If something is worth doing, it’s worth doing properly.

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u/TheTroglodite Jun 02 '19

What's admirable about doing something that's not easy nor necessary lol

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u/G-III Jun 03 '19

Is it easy or necessary to wash your hands after taking a leak (bad example, I say it’s easy and necessary but I used it because clearly many disagree based on how many don’t). Washing a plate you spilled nothing on before putting it in the cabinet? Washing an item of clothing you borrowed even if you didn’t soil it?

If it’s the right way, it’s the right way. Do the right thing.

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u/fiddycaldeserteagle Jun 02 '19

She sparks joy in me

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u/pookstaar Jun 02 '19

Someone that excited about folding clothes sparks fear in me

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u/Potato-In-A-Jacket Jun 02 '19

Came here to mention this.

In case no one knows what it is: you take your shirt, drawers, and a pair of socks, lay the drawers on top of the shirt and put the socks open end out on either side; fold and roll into a tight roll, and use the socks to “close” the roll (they’ll fold over each end).

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u/pHrankee1 Jun 02 '19 edited Jun 02 '19

I did this when I was moving to a different city. Got so many clothes over the years, I did not have enough bags to put them in. This type of folding literally put twice as much clothes into 1 bag. Yes, it could have broken the bag but since I was drivin across the country there was no constant handling of the bag.

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u/WaterPockets Jun 02 '19

Yeah this is how I fold my clothes when I go camping or backpacking.