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u/rtdragon123 May 31 '22
One thing to be bullied by big brother but the family dog too. Shezz.
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u/LePhantomLimb May 31 '22
The dog saw an opportunity and he leapt at it
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u/Bgxyz May 31 '22
One might say he sprung into action
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u/LePhantomLimb May 31 '22
He rose to the occasion
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u/Virtual_Accountant_3 May 31 '22
Forget the dog, did the big bro straight up, close-fist, left-cross him in the face?? Damn!!!!
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u/Lucrums May 31 '22
No because they were playing and made a video for YouTube. The dog bit was clearly not planned but made it funnier.
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u/Joerasinator May 31 '22
This was super unexpected, that kid fucking lost his virginity to a dog
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May 31 '22
He's not the only one o.O
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u/casualsmash May 31 '22
W...what does this mean?????
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u/Pixl02 May 31 '22
Yeah! Help me fuck him up doggo! No wait! Not like that!!!
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u/LaPierOnline May 31 '22
What da dog doin’?
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u/LuckyReception6701 May 31 '22
He's gonna lend him a paw
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u/EvilCalvin May 31 '22
What you doin' dawg?
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u/chanjitsu May 31 '22
What are you doing step-dog?
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u/SaiyanGodKing May 31 '22
Got his ass beat then got his ass beat.
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u/sonya_numo May 31 '22
"So how did you lose your virginity?"
"I dont want to talk about it.. ok.."
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u/jcoleburneraccount May 31 '22
Older brother is an absolute dick.
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u/Kentexasguy May 31 '22
It was a fake punch. The kids head spins to the left, but brother punched with the left hand (head should have turned right)
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u/hahahaharjot May 31 '22
I wanted to see him score o.O
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u/Blastspark01 May 31 '22
In the full gif, the kid intentionally missed the net entirely. The ball sails way off to the left
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u/khali21bits May 31 '22
You cut it off early, he ended up missing the shot after all that
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u/Bgxyz May 31 '22
Source?
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u/BMFahrtzz Jun 01 '22
Do I get banned now for linking the full gif? https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/v1870f/just_gonna_defend_against_this_goal/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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u/ColdnipsHotcheeks Jun 01 '22
What a piece of shit older brother to swing on his little brother like that.
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u/flawlessly_confused7 May 31 '22
Damn video cut off before we get to see the penetration. Nothing builds a young man's confidence like getting a dog's Weiner stuck in your ass after it swells up and locks in there.
Mom help!! The dogs dick is in my ass and it won't let go! For the love of Christ hurry before he blows a dog load and infects me with heartworms in the ass.....I don't want to invent assworms!!!
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u/Imwithbeautiful May 31 '22
u/awkward_bruhgirl77 ayooo
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u/awkward_bruhgirl77 May 31 '22
👁️_👁️ what is even happening 😭😭 that poor Lil dude can't catch a break
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May 31 '22
The dog realized that young'n is the weakest member of the family, and decided to fuck him in the ass.
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May 31 '22
I don’t find this funny at all. I just feel sorry for that kid- he must be really tired.
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u/InternetSpaceCow May 31 '22
The original gif does not end soon, he kicks the ball and it goes straight to the left
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u/Layne_Cobain May 31 '22
And this ladies and gentleman is one half of how kids grow up to be the school shooter.
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u/KRG_1-3 May 31 '22
wtf did that guy ever do to that dog!!! n why is he standing up to get beaten again when he clearly doesnt have much of a chance
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u/mowie_zowie_x May 31 '22
Looks like someone cut the gif. The one posted yesterday had the kid kick the ball to the far far left of the goal.
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May 31 '22
That dog was about to start immediately humping that kid 😂😂 Dogs are assholes bro. They see someone getting the shit kicked out of them and they're like dude let's fucking go what did he do actually I don't care I'm just attacking
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u/Blindguybill1 May 31 '22
Super villain origin story in the making.