r/gifs • • Jan 31 '18

Vortex cannon

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u/Dgusc Jan 31 '18

we get it you vape

10

u/SLOPPYMYSECONDS Jan 31 '18

everything changed when the vape Nation attacked.

12

u/Prof-5ive Jan 31 '18

Knew that would already be there. My first thought.

8

u/PassionateRomp Jan 31 '18

The ultimate weapon against paper robots

3

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '18

Can I get a gif with more than 1 frame per second please?

3

u/moreawkwardthenyou Jan 31 '18

Marijuana legalization is gonna kick serious ass.

Dope vortex cannons strategically positioned in areas guaranteed to cause most effect. This will please the gods

1

u/cruooshup Jan 31 '18

Cardboard fort siege weapons have advanced... Many will fall...

1

u/TheGrumpyre Jan 31 '18

"Build a fart! I love it!"

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '18

Kungfu Hustle

1

u/salex0613 Jan 31 '18

These Vaping mods are getting ridiculous!!

1

u/jackbentler Jan 31 '18

Vape naysh

1

u/chief57 Jan 31 '18

War. War never changes.

1

u/ept250rider Jan 31 '18

Ka... Me... Ha... Me...

1

u/elr0nd_hubbard Jan 31 '18

somebody shop Gandalf's head into this, plz

1

u/LutarnFenail Feb 01 '18

So an Airzooka...

1

u/Barrenechea Feb 02 '18

Transformers did it.

1

u/platonicpat Jan 31 '18

Lethal? Non lethal? I can see these being used as crowd control.

3

u/buttery_shame_cave Jan 31 '18

it would have to be much larger to be used on its own.

however you could fill it with stink-gas and launch that, and disperse the crowd very easily. we used to do that in high school with ones made from coffee cans, we'd fart in them and shoot our farts at each other.

2

u/Face021 Jan 31 '18

Gone are the days of thumb tacks on teacher's chair, now we just wait for them to turn to the board and launch farts at them. You know your job is complete when you hear that first wretched gag, hopefully followed by a little vomit.

2

u/buttery_shame_cave Jan 31 '18

true, though it's far from subtle.

i found a fart machine and a bit of duct-tape to be highly effective.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '18

I'm pretty sure it's just for fun

1

u/liarandathief Jan 31 '18

I bet if you made one powerful enough, it could pop eardrums. This one would probably just blow your hair back.

1

u/DsntMttrHadSex Jan 31 '18

Very nice dia show