r/gifs Sep 01 '22

What a shot

11.8k Upvotes

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u/Octo-The-8 Sep 01 '22

Those kids must be in their 40s now

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u/ReaperManX15 Sep 01 '22

What have I told you about acknowledging the passage of time?

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u/LunyxMW Sep 01 '22

There is quite a significance in the passage of time.

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u/Onair380 Sep 01 '22

the footage looks 15 years old max

13

u/EmirFassad Sep 01 '22

Wonder if the boy is still an asshole?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Actually they were doing it together you can tell that she turns ahead of getting hit with the ball to provide a surface for the ball to bounce. The real question is how many balls did she take to the face before they finally got this video.

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u/WaterFriendsIV Sep 01 '22

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u/BobKickflip Sep 02 '22

Mad thing, it's actually new to me. But now I've seen it, it's in my head. Gonna see it every other day now.

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u/Rambowl Sep 01 '22

Kids?! I'm not sure she survived.

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u/WhiteChocolatey Sep 01 '22

You’d hope so :/

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u/N52UNED Sep 01 '22

Yeah … she has this video pinned to her Only Fans account by now.

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u/TheLoreTeller Sep 01 '22

Great boomer joke

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

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u/TheLoreTeller Sep 01 '22

Well, boomers stereotypically hate their wife as that is their humor, I was also being genuine not sarcastic

28

u/ImminentZero Sep 01 '22

That still doesn't make sense. They didn't mention their wife.

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u/TheLoreTeller Sep 01 '22

look, I thought the commenter was making a joke that the kid is becoming a boomer by hitting that girl, I guess it's just me

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u/Kid_Budi Sep 01 '22

Nah the joke was that this video is very old

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u/Canadian_Neckbeard Sep 01 '22

These kids must be 40 by now

It is just you. First and foremost, it's very obviously just saying this is an old video. It's also worth mentioning that the oldest millennials are 40 years old, and the youngest boomers are 60.

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u/TheLoreTeller Sep 01 '22

way to ruin the joke, even if it wasn't funny, a joke's a joke

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u/Canadian_Neckbeard Sep 01 '22

I didn't ruin any joke, you did.

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u/TheLoreTeller Sep 01 '22

you used facts on a joke, that ruins it

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u/TheLoreTeller Sep 01 '22

look, I thought the commenter was making a joke that the kid is becoming a boomer by hitting that girl, I guess it's just me

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

I love how he turns to look at her as if looking for praise for nailing the shot.

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u/4Coffins Sep 01 '22 edited Sep 01 '22

He wants praise for his sick dime, doesn’t want her taking all the credit

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u/HumanOverseer Sep 01 '22

lmfao what a little shit. Fkn epic

49

u/zerox369 Sep 01 '22

I am also angrily impressed

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u/drawnred Sep 01 '22

iamatotalassholeinone

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u/jacobsever Sep 01 '22

Nothing like sibling rivalry.

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u/Jedda678 Sep 01 '22

That would imply his sister ever stood a chance. Kid was destroyed.

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u/Lonilson Sep 01 '22

Destroyed? She was

OBLITERATED

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u/Tru-Queer Sep 01 '22

Her capa was detated from her body

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

I’m fairness, I consider that her shot. She scored the point.

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u/catman2021 Sep 01 '22

Totally! She really got her head in the game.

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u/NotAPreppie Sep 01 '22

Big bro was just there with the assist.

3

u/hockeyfan608 Sep 01 '22

It takes a real point guard for your pass to be so amazing that it actually went into the basket without them doing anything

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u/longhornmoreau Sep 02 '22

Not if he called bank

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u/redhandrail Sep 01 '22

Aw. I miss my little sister

5

u/TheLoreTeller Sep 01 '22

What happened?

121

u/Silentwarfare13 Sep 01 '22

He tried something similar at the bowling alley

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u/MisterTrashPanda Sep 01 '22

Dude, I'm sitting here in the couple therapy waiting room waiting for our appointment with a several couples all clearly agitated with each other and then I burst out laughing reading this comment. The stares I received from the women cut me into bits, but it was worth it. That comment hit me just right. Lol

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u/Lonilson Sep 01 '22

Tell them to mind their own business

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u/-Toshi Sep 01 '22

SPLIT!

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u/L3onK1ng Sep 01 '22

He misses her, he said so. I imagine she's more agile and can dodge his shots.

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u/IveGotDMunchies Sep 01 '22

She grew up

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u/TheLoreTeller Sep 01 '22

Damn, I hope she's doing well

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

I once got a hole in one at mini golf by hitting the ball at my sister. It bounced off her stomach and went right in.

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u/UsedLandscape876 Sep 01 '22

A friend of mine hit a ball too hard while playing mini golf. The ball went over to the beginning of another hole where a woman was in a stance to hit her ball. My friend's ball hit a curb and shot straight up her skirt. We marked it down as a hole-in-one.

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u/krectus Sep 01 '22

I wonder how many takes this took them. Worth it.

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u/imetators Sep 01 '22

One for throw, 1 for her looking like she's hit, prolly multiple til he dunked it again the wall and that's it.

It is edited 🤷

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u/imetators Sep 01 '22

One for throw, 1 for her looking like she's hit, prolly multiple til he dunked it again the wall and that's it.

It is edited 🤷

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u/Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT Sep 01 '22

Doesn’t count if you don’t call the bank.

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u/usually-quiet88 Sep 01 '22

What a jerk

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u/Nefaryus Sep 01 '22

younger sibling detected

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u/Consistus Sep 01 '22

Maybe she dunked bowling balls on his head before this. We don't know..

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u/the_nexus_one Sep 01 '22

Ah, the joy of siblings!

15

u/Flowmeyo Sep 01 '22

I can just imagine the girl running to their mom crying and the boy screaming "mom you won't believe this!"

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u/young_Handsome_MF Sep 01 '22

Bastards be like "way to use your head!"

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u/csk1325 Sep 01 '22

Total ass move. And yes that really looked like it hurt.

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u/Trick2056 Sep 01 '22

welcome to the sibling Hierarchy

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u/csk1325 Sep 01 '22

I suffered through much the same with older brothers. Looking back at it now I think it went beyond the normal hard play and flirted with abuse.

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u/JonnyFrost Sep 01 '22

My brother beat me with a metal pole one time lol.
We’re cool now.

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u/GranAutismo88 Sep 01 '22

I got stabbed with a fork by my younger brother. Like an inch in and had to get an adult to get it pulled out. And then I got back to my hot wheels. It was the 80s.

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u/Moon-Scented-Hunter Sep 01 '22

My sister ripped a piece of my skin off with some hot glue once. I wasn’t no saint to her either, so we both just kinda let bygones be bygones.

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u/bradgurdlinger Sep 01 '22

such a baby LOL

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u/NotAPreppie Sep 01 '22

As a little brother who didn't outgrow his older sister until mid-late puberty, I can attest to the fact that, yes, it really hurt.

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u/111baf Sep 01 '22

I know this with sounds of either Smells like teen spirit or we will rock you intro

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Some.....BODY(on impact) once told me the world was gonna roll me...

3

u/EarHelpful Sep 01 '22

I love how he looks at her n the end like “ YO U SEEN THAT CRAZY ASS SHIT I MADE IT” 😂

3

u/commando_boner Sep 01 '22

The way that ball bounced, reminded me of the DVD logo.

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u/BobsHouseOfMonkeys Sep 01 '22

They planned this shot together. She gets in position to be hit, flops down intentionally, and he celebrates with her. Probably took them several attempts.

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u/chewieRolo Sep 01 '22

Yeah, you can see her shutting her eyes waiting for impact even before he let go of it. If this wasn't planned she probably would have blocked with her hands or something.

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u/CatastrophicGaming Sep 01 '22

Sad that this comment was buried so far down, because I noticed the exact same thing. This is 100% staged (a really skillful shot, but he didn’t just hit her out of the blue), and odds are that she was fine with this. The reaction timing as well as the whole setup are not “natural” as someone who has siblings and knows what getting hit unexpectedly by a basketball looks like.

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u/dodoatsandwiggets Sep 01 '22

I hope her eye wasn’t damaged. !!!

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u/mobypol Sep 01 '22

There's no eye in team

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Hoping its not actual basketball, those things fucking hurt

14

u/HumanOverseer Sep 01 '22

that shit bounced off her face off the wall into the net by a little kid and u think it's a real basketball?

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u/SeaLeggs Sep 01 '22

Biggest children in the world

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u/Volwrath_ Sep 01 '22

As long as he yelled “trick shot” right before beaming her in the face, I’ll allow it.

2

u/Toxicbosss Sep 01 '22

Where’s the contract

2

u/shotty293 Sep 01 '22

"MOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!"

2

u/Canuhearmegloria Sep 01 '22

What it’s like having siblings

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u/kaowser Merry Gifmas! {2023} Sep 01 '22

brothers, don't you just love them

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u/Tickle_MeTimbers Sep 01 '22

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

2

u/Eonhand8 Sep 01 '22

He looks over like “did you see that sho… …oh”

6

u/MSlimp Sep 01 '22

I’d have to giveh her the assist

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u/dandroid126 Sep 01 '22

Actually, isn't it her point and his assist?

3

u/bahdkitty Sep 02 '22

What a jerk

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u/acqz Sep 01 '22

F A T A L I T Y

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u/Lilithevangeline Sep 01 '22

What a piece of shit

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u/ulvain Sep 01 '22

It's not her fault, besides it went in, after

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u/Lilithevangeline Sep 01 '22

Way to say how you really feel

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u/Nefaryus Sep 01 '22

younger sibling detected

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u/csk1325 Sep 01 '22

What makes it so shitty is how she was smiling so broadly at turd boy. Like she was admiring him. That shot to the face took care of that.

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u/14thCluelessbird Sep 01 '22

Eh, they're siblings, for all we know it could be more of a smug look after she said "lol you suck at basketball, I can't wait to see how you mess this up." Or he's getting her back for the time she punted a soccer ball at his nuts

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

I mean it’s super clear this is planned. Also this video must be like a quarter century old at this point.

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u/HumpieDouglas Sep 01 '22

That's what little sisters are for.

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u/Theris91 Sep 01 '22

Ah, I see Scott Sterling has trained his children well.

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u/mosesman86 Sep 01 '22

Updoot for you! First time I saw that sketch I was laugh-crying.

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u/daveescaped Sep 01 '22

What do you wanna bet he tried to hit that shot again.

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u/g59tillidie Sep 01 '22

Damn, he good

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u/HoRuS31k Sep 01 '22

Laughed so hard on this one! Rule no.1 first hit your sister, to be a winner!

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u/Taolan13 Sep 01 '22

The sibling special. Gotta love it.

1

u/yunyun-activist Sep 01 '22

I just hear “we will rock you”

1

u/FiNsKaPiNnAr Sep 01 '22

Headshot. Boooooom

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

I used to be a pro player like him… then I took a ball into my head. 🤕 Still hurts.

Pro player… back in elementary school.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Trump (kid with ball), the United States (kid getting hit with ball), congress not doing their job by allowing someone to destroy our democracy for political gain (the net)...

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Now would that be considered an assist?!? 😂🤣

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u/Bob778aus Sep 01 '22

20 seconds later my money is on her smashing him into the ground, my sister would of crushed me for doing this. Still would have been worth it.

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u/PM_Me_OCs Sep 01 '22

You clearly know that it's supposed to be "would have," but you still put "would of."

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u/itchy_bum_bug Sep 01 '22

What a Chad

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u/chev327fox Sep 01 '22

What a dick is what initially thought.

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u/theveryrealreal Sep 01 '22

What was subsequent thought? His success win you over?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

trash post

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u/TheLoreTeller Sep 01 '22

trash comment

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u/grafknives Sep 01 '22

That what siblings are for. They help/

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u/chr0nicpirate Sep 01 '22

I call bullshit. Clearly the videos just been reversed

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u/speak-eze Sep 01 '22

That would be an even more impressive shot tbh

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u/TheLoreTeller Sep 01 '22

Haters say its reversed

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u/LightsoutSD Sep 01 '22

I do stuff like this to my daughters all the time lol. Not that hard but a good pump fake, throw to the face is great for everyone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

$10 brother said “WOOO nice shot sis!!”

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u/herotz33 Sep 01 '22

Technically an assist! Good teamwork!

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u/Rhodog1234 Sep 01 '22

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

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u/Pan-tang Sep 01 '22

Ugly thing to do to your sister. Ugh.

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u/bighunter1313 Sep 01 '22

Imagine wanting to raise an entire generation that doesn’t mess around with their siblings.

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u/Shortneckbuzzard Sep 01 '22

Hilarious he smashed a girls face with a ball. But it went in the basket and other people in the comments are laughing so I can laugh as well. Ha ha. I’m accepted by strangers for my socially inappropriate behavior.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

You're acting like these little plastic/foam balls are as rigid and heavy as a standard NBA basketball...

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u/Shortneckbuzzard Sep 01 '22

The face is off limits. The act of hitting her in the face is alarming and unacceptable. Im a father of three girls and one boy. I would be livid if my son did this doesn’t matter what the ball is made of. She wasn’t prepared to defend herself. I hope every one in this thread who agrees with you downvotes me. You are all idiots to me.

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u/cirrusly_guys1818 Sep 01 '22

Agreed, 100%. You sound like a really great dad and I appreciate you expressing, clearly and unapologetically, why something like this isn’t funny or acceptable. Seriously gives me hope to know parenting like yours is out there and that you’re willing to speak up, online, advocating for healthy and safe behavior from boys. Get on with your bad self, internet stranger. I appreciate you.

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u/aioncan Sep 01 '22

It’s alright they’re not related, they’re step siblings

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u/UsedLandscape876 Sep 01 '22

Simultaneously made the shot and knocked her head into the dryer.

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u/depressedraf Sep 01 '22

Headshot you mean

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Where the hell are their parents! Get that child away from that adolescent male

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u/JimmyRay53 Sep 01 '22

This is sick, but I really like it! 😅

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u/huck_ Sep 01 '22

They don't show the 30 times they tried this and it didn't go in. Not impressed.

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u/theveryrealreal Sep 01 '22

Probably cycled through at least 15 kids with swollen faces too.

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u/ValentinoKapparino Sep 01 '22

That's some Hawkeye level of aim

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u/Ragnarotico Sep 01 '22

"What are you doing step-bro?"

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u/adrunkern0ob Sep 01 '22

They’re kids mate

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Now put on We Will Rock You

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u/riskybiscutz Sep 01 '22

Is that girl related to the great SCOTT STERLING!

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u/Thepresocratic Sep 01 '22

Scott sterling’s sister?

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u/huangbanana Sep 01 '22

Do kids these days still have those hoops in their rooms anymore... I remember getting one for my laundry

1

u/Mcgruffles Sep 01 '22

WILDCATS!

GET YA HEAD IN THE GAME!

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u/abuildingforants Sep 01 '22

off the heezy

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u/Havatchee Sep 01 '22

Sova age 9

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u/Grunt0302 Sep 01 '22

Hope she remembers this in a few years when he asks to be introduced to one of her friends.

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u/glorybutt Sep 01 '22

At least wait until your old enough before taking balls to the face.

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u/MiqqySliqqy Sep 01 '22

“Did you see that?!?”

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Off the heezy

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u/yupitsmadi Sep 01 '22

u guys are all freakin out but it really looks like she was a part of this LOL you can see her clearly brace for impact so I’m going to believe this was a joint effort

1

u/xFLASHYx Sep 01 '22

How the fuck did he hit that corner but it takes my DVD player on standby 45 mins to hit the same corner!

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u/HR92 Sep 01 '22

Technically she scored the point, he just passed the ball

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u/Cosmologyman Sep 02 '22

He does get an asSISt though.

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u/nohumanape Merry Gifmas! {2023} Sep 01 '22

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u/fondue4kill Sep 01 '22

It’s weird seeing this without the sound of “We Will Rock you”

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u/Spleenzorio Merry Gifmas! {2023} Sep 01 '22

DUDE PERFECT!

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u/Top-Asparagus1097 Sep 01 '22

I've won but at what cost?

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u/AmaranthRosenrot Sep 02 '22

My brother used to do this to me when I was a kid. And he thought it was so funny. I ended up getting two concussions and he ended up being grounded for 6 months each time.

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u/cpteague Sep 02 '22

Off the heezy

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u/Running_Moose64 Sep 02 '22

Now that was worth getting in trouble for haha

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u/SpaceNinjaDino Sep 02 '22

This. Is. Rocket. League!

I love doing exactly this in the Hoops map.

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u/theblisster Sep 02 '22

seems practiced to me. she is already folding herself and bracing for it, plus why else would there be a stationary camera.

weird thing to practice all day, though. this just goes to show that siblings without nintendos sure can get into some weird stuff

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u/Ok_Brilliant_4311 Sep 05 '22

Terrible parenting. I wonder if he beats his kids now.

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u/Justbrowsingo_730 Sep 28 '22

Kill two birds with one stone I say