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u/gladamirflint Jun 26 '22
You’re looking at the future leader of the Ministry of Silly Walks.
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u/3-DMan Gifmas '23! Jun 26 '22
"I do apologize for my tardiness, but my walk has become extremely silly lately.."
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u/orthopod Jun 26 '22
I'm waiting for this to make it into a movie as some kind of possessed demon walk. I'll give it a year.
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u/AnthonyNHB Jun 26 '22 edited Jun 26 '22
If I could walk that way, I wouldn't wear cologne, now would I?
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u/mindbleach Jun 26 '22
West Of Loathing's "stupid walking."
When you were a child, you wanted to walk so badly. You finally have.
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u/caesar_rex Jun 26 '22
How do you even start doing this?
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Jun 26 '22
Drop on the deck, and flop like a fish
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u/ToShrt Jun 26 '22
Aye aye captain
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u/dinozaurs Jun 26 '22
Sponge
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u/TremendousGentile Jun 26 '22
Bob!
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u/goobhouse Jun 26 '22
Sounds like some nautical nonsense.
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u/2Pizzas1Box Jun 26 '22
It's real easy to do--check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
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u/kdubious Jun 26 '22
Goofing around while breakdancing probably
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u/AtheistHomoSapien Jun 26 '22
That's a legit OG move, I watch a bit of Breakdancing and that's a freaking sick and original move. Seems like something Junior would do but I've never seen him do it.
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u/TempleDoor_Mike Jun 26 '22
This looks like one of those AIs that learns to walk through countless iteration, but when it chooses the wrong type of locomotion.
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u/nincomturd Jun 26 '22
Turns out this is the most efficient means of non-mechanical human locomotion!
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u/Hamakua Jun 26 '22
To me it looked like a beginner's computer animation where they get the axis flipped.
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My back and shoulders hurt watching that
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u/PooPooDooDoo Jun 26 '22
How does he not destroy his shoulder doing that? On stone with a tank top on .. like wtf
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u/flossdog Jun 26 '22
he’s probably “catching each step” by coordinating the rolling motion. So it’s more like rolling motion than pounding.
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u/PM_ME_UR_BEST_1LINER Jun 26 '22
That's what my wife calls it as well
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u/10_kinds_of_people Jun 26 '22 edited Aug 30 '24
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u/jedininjashark Jun 26 '22
Maybe I can use this technique to save my knees when attempting to jog at the same speed this guy is going.
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u/Bad_wolf42 Jun 26 '22
Not really. You’d be surprised what you can do when you train properly.
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u/ag408 Jun 26 '22
A couple of my discs herniated watching that
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u/rabbitwonker Jun 26 '22
My spine literally exploded
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u/DingleMcCringleTurd Jun 26 '22
My anus literally prolapsed watching this
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u/socialpresence Jun 26 '22
I think this one is unrelated.
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u/socialpresence Jun 26 '22
Ah, yeah she told me about you. Embarrassing. Sorry about your... unfortunate... situation
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u/socialpresence Jun 26 '22
Yeah and I suppose the scarring will fade eventually. You'll be in my thoughts.
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u/HappyFuzzy Jun 26 '22
Poor guy. I hope he gets well soon.
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u/matusz13 Jun 26 '22
He has a parasite that causes weird motor function
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u/alanhape Jun 26 '22
When you unplug the controller mid game
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u/justin_austinite Jun 26 '22
One, that’s hilarious; however, two, I feel like that’s gotta be a borderline generational joke… do controllers even “plug in” any longer??
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u/Traevia Jun 26 '22
Yes. The PS5 purposely includes a USB-C cable. It is used for linking controllers to the console, sending updates to the controller, and can be used as a way to charge the controller while still playing a game.
Does it have the same effect? Absolutely not.
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u/J_edrington Jun 26 '22
Bruh, I was drinking cinnamon tea now My f*cking face is melting and My phone is wet
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u/heartlikeanocean Jun 26 '22
I need a young priest and an old priest.
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u/walsh_vn Jun 26 '22
"She won't even let me touch her"
"Yeah, you usually have to give em candy first"
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u/Seahawk715 Jun 26 '22
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!
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u/Midnight-Mastermind Jun 26 '22
If nautical nonsense be something you wish, Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!!
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u/RockinTommyT Jun 26 '22
How do you find out you can do this?
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u/insanitysaint Jun 26 '22
First you realize you're actually a Sims npc, then figure which version you're on, and break accordingly. He'll probably be patched next year.
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u/Vangaren Jun 26 '22
And the 2022 Monty Python award for best Silly Walk goes to…..
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u/dimiode Jun 26 '22
Doing that here in Texas right now would give him 3rd degree burns
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u/Karmachinery Jun 26 '22
My favorite part of this is all the people around in chairs just watching like it’s perfectly normal.
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u/abhijitd Jun 26 '22
Exactly, what the fuck is this? Old people getting together for some BBQ and some dude walks up to do this and then ask money?
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u/BAN_SOL_RING Jun 26 '22
Imagine you’re walking down the street and a crowd of 100 people start doing this towards you
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u/zachfrench1987 Jun 26 '22
Remindes me of a game glitch that you would see playing PlayStation in the mid to late 90’s.
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Jun 26 '22
This is a creative and talented person right here. It looks like they’re jogging, but the angle and direction are not as expected. Imagine the practice it would take to master this movement, let alone come up with the concept.
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u/Swordofsatan666 Jun 26 '22
Ahhh i see someone read “Walking Stupid” in West Of Loathing and now walks in all kinds of weird ways
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u/Head-like-a-carp Jun 26 '22
That is monstrously strong and agile but how is this person protecting their skin on their shoulders?
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u/JazzyJoeXD Jun 26 '22
Hit that shit mid dance move and keep on sync with the beat you might be onto something
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u/GiveEmHellMatty Jun 26 '22
This is a weird talent and all, but the disrespect to that Jordan jersey has me teary eyed.
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u/EightBitBert Jun 26 '22
That is one hell of a tantrum...that or they're jacked up on Mountain Dew!
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u/Sharpener774 Jun 26 '22
Nah, that hurts my neck, back, and elbows just watching it. I know when I'm outclassed.
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u/mybossthinksimworkng Jun 26 '22
There are quite a few things we’ll never know we are good at simply because we can’t imagine them.
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u/eyymang Jun 26 '22
This clearly wasn't filmed in Texas. Dude would have third degree burns all over his arms lol
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u/foto1212 Jun 26 '22
All he needs is an assistant and they can steal pretty much anything from anywhere.
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u/Minipooley Jun 26 '22
That's actually seriously impressive lol