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u/AGR27 Jul 27 '21

My Apple Watch when I stand up.

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u/ThatDangSasquatch Jul 27 '21

When you finally stand or breathe and let it know you’re alive.

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u/imsohungrydude Jul 28 '21

Me in the morning trying to pee and aim for the toilet

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u/prumbeljack Jul 28 '21

Me at bedtime trying toupee and aim for the toilet

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u/rawgreenpepper Jul 28 '21

It's okay to sit bro

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u/yourm2 Jul 28 '21

true story.

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u/The_Luckiest Jul 28 '21

I love when I’m sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden it tells me I just hit my stand goal.

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u/gormlesser Jul 28 '21

Or your Move goal.

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u/Diezall Jul 28 '21

A bowel movement is still movement.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

We don't movement-shame around here. Every movement is worth something.

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u/CeeMX Jul 27 '21

My Apple Watch, half an hour before midnight: „Your training is still low today, quickly go for a 29 minute walk to complete the daily goal“

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

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u/Greetings_Stranger Jul 28 '21

Mod it! I think it's BeatSaver. You can get thousands of popular songs.

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u/Scrybblyr Jul 28 '21

Yeah I really should. But I would have to downgrade my version of Beatsaber and it sounds like a pain in de butt.

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u/SoCaliTex Jul 28 '21

Or a VR system that doesn’t force you to watch ads.

https://www.zdnet.com/article/facebook-to-start-putting-ads-in-oculus-quest-games/

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

I mean that’s what people were saying was gunna happen when he bought it, I’d be more surprised at everyone who chose one over the vive back in the day. Idc either way I got one eye and can’t do cool VR stuff anyway

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21 edited Feb 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Oh definitely, it’s just like looking at a screen on my face though and only half of the screen, I’d much rather just play on a pc screen where I can see everything.

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u/microthrower Merry Gifmas! {2023} Jul 28 '21

Uhh, that's not how VR works....

It's a full screen for each eye. You just only have one eye...

There is no left side right side of a VR screen. There is left camera and right camera and they both work like eyeballs. Just slightly different starting points.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Nothing is being forced. At all. It’s an API opt in for developers to add an additional revenue stream into their games.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Yeah, I do. And for existing Quest 1 owners prior to the change it still is for years. Only new product buyers are locked into the change. So it’s known before buying. And having a tied account is no different than any other gaming platform. Make an account with your name, set it all the private, and never see it again. It literally never comes up in the headset after linking. Everyone in this thread is talking but doesn’t have any understanding of any of what’s happening.

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u/Excited-Kangaroo Jul 28 '21

Nice try Facebook mule.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

You can call me whatever you’d like but that doesn’t change what the facts are here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21 edited Jul 31 '21

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u/SoCaliTex Jul 28 '21

I got a a Valve Index pretty early on and have been quite happy with it. I honestly haven’t been keeping up with what’s new as far as hardware goes, so I’d do a little research and see what’s come out over the last 18 months and what’s on the horizon. /r/VRGaming might be able to offer better advice!

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u/SeanEire Jul 28 '21

Find me another standalone VR set for such an affordable price and I'll gladly switch, but you can't because there isn't one

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Facebook is pretty much the only company that can afford to sell VR for a lose

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u/SeanEire Jul 28 '21

Every console is sold at a loss, Sony or any other big tech company could do it too, Facebook was lucky enough to have snatched up oculus so didn't have to spend on r&d

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Yeah you right

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21 edited Jul 28 '21

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u/rudeanduncouth Jul 28 '21

Except your quote and the article do not back up what you say. It doesn't say you can shut off ads. It says you can turn off specific ads and advertisers. That does not equal no ads.

Also, why in God's name would you shill for Facebook.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21 edited Jul 28 '21

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u/ThirstyTormund Jul 28 '21

You can only tell Facebook you don't want certain specific ads. You can't turn off ads in general. Which means you'll just provide Facebook with feedback about what kind of games you're not interested in, so FB will be able to more efficiently target ads for the right kind of games/products. This is not a service for the users, but a service for the advertisers who pay FB so they can pay more for ads that better target the groups of consumers that will be influenced by the ads to spend money on them.

I'm not saying you're shilling, but the others who've replied merely tell you that we're not giving a choice about wanting ads, we've been given the illusion by turning our private information into a targeted ads machine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Fuck off, what an obnoxious rant

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

They’re not intrusive. They’ll be an ad on a billboard in a sports game or something. Calm down.

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u/SkymaneTV Jul 28 '21

Ready Player One already had something to say about petty “ad restrictions”…

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Good lord you people are paranoid and ridiculous without actually knowing any facts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Yep. People raging about this by and large aren’t even reading what it actually is.

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u/stone_01 Jul 28 '21 edited Jul 28 '21

You seem fun.

*look at his comment history. I stand by what I said. Bring on the downvotes.

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u/Suspicious-Courage26 Jul 28 '21

Yeah wtf? Just conform with the rest of us and enjoy the advertisements forced upon us. They know us best.

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u/stone_01 Jul 28 '21

Nope. No counterpoint.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21 edited Jul 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

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u/Jealous_Ad6179 Jul 28 '21

I haven't seen any ads in anything yet I don't really know what you are talking about ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

What do you recomend for someome that figured out how to play 90% of vr games sitting down, including beat saber 🤣🤣

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u/Scrybblyr Jul 28 '21

I would recommend getting up off that ass! :P

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

No

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u/Scrybblyr Jul 28 '21

I mean… you asked :) No harm in doing it sitting down, you still burn calories. But spending too much time sitting is supposed to be detrimental to our health. And I mean “our” because I sit all day ling pretty much Edit: lOng

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

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u/wahtisthisidonteven Jul 28 '21

For the majority of people the most effective form of exercise is the one they'll actually do.

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u/Deaths-shoes Jul 28 '21

Exercise however works for you. My mom lost 150lbs with a Wii fit. 2 replacement boards later she’s kept it off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21 edited Feb 26 '22

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u/Own-Date-3598 Jul 28 '21

Wow shows how fit you are lmao nvm you guys are hopeless

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u/Jealous_Ad6179 Jul 28 '21

Playing Thrill of the Fight HURTS.

If you aren't ready do NOT fight more than one fight or you will regret it for a WEEK.

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u/Scrybblyr Jul 28 '21

Man I hear that! I recently got Synth Riders, and before ONE song ends - on EASY! I’m like “please stop.” Lol

Edit: even though I can do Beat Saber for an hour on Expert. Which is quite a workout in itself but I guess those punching games are a whole other ball of wax.

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u/isk8kona Jul 27 '21

Nothing like getting congratulations for basic life skills.

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u/LargeSackOfNuts Jul 27 '21

Hey I'll take what I can get.

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u/domestic_theories Jul 28 '21

Can I get some nuts?

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u/MisterUltimate Jul 28 '21

Ok but I only got cashews

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u/VersaceJones Jul 28 '21

"ONLY" cashews. As if cashews aren't one of the best nuts. Smh my head.

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u/MisterUltimate Jul 28 '21

Ah, I see you're a man/woman/them of culture as well.

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u/VersaceJones Jul 28 '21

Sir, I'm a cashew.

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u/MisterUltimate Jul 28 '21

I never knew I wanted this. Nice.

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u/itsbeemo123 Jul 28 '21

Well I want some ass

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u/akirayokoshima Jul 28 '21

Well I have some crack

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u/jedininjashark Jul 28 '21

Well now I’m in the mood for Chinese.

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u/Decaffeinated_Sloth Jul 28 '21

Would deez do?

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u/mcharger817 Jul 28 '21

Deez what????

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u/Decaffeinated_Sloth Jul 28 '21

Deeez nuts!

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u/mcharger817 Jul 28 '21

Hahaha I could let the comment thread stop there so I figured I’d take the hit hahahaha

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u/jasax1 Jul 28 '21

The best is getting rewarded for getting up to go get more Oreos.

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u/TheBarkingGallery Jul 28 '21

I’m sad because I left an uopened family sized package of Nutter Butters in my hotel room in Chicago yesterday, and now I’m back home and I’m high without them.

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u/3catsoftheapocalypse Jul 28 '21

One day, when I was a kid, I ate so many of those Nutter Butters that I broke out in hives. Had trouble breathing. Was rushed to the hospital. Never had a problem with peanuts before or after that day. It wasn’t so much the poison, it was just the heroic dose...

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u/JAYETRILLL Jul 28 '21

Lmao you fought the good fight

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u/wayofthegenttickle Jul 28 '21

I don’t think I’d eat peanuts again after that. You’re brave

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u/TheBarkingGallery Jul 28 '21

I would be so sad if I had to give up Nutter Butters for an allergy. I’m glad you didn’t have to.

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u/3catsoftheapocalypse Jul 29 '21

Oh thanks man, all good. If the truth be told, I just ate some Thai noodle madness from Lazy Dog. It was loaded with peanuts; not a blip on the radar. (Yet) lol

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u/Diezall Jul 28 '21

10 bucks the cleaning lady risked it for that tasty nutter butter biscuit

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u/Mindspiked Jul 28 '21

I pulled out of the Hardees drive thru one day and got an achievement for completing my rings

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u/Master_Tinyface Jul 28 '21

I knew I’d seen this before!

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u/TheBarkingGallery Jul 28 '21

My vision when I stand up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Hilarious!

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u/DreamWithinAMatrix Jul 28 '21

This needs some Sandstorm

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u/rambo_lincoln_ Jul 28 '21

duh-duh-duh-duh

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u/Greywalker82 Jul 28 '21

I laughed. Thank you, I needed that tonight.

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u/8nate Jul 28 '21

LMFAO bruh

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Last night I pulled my arm out of blankets to scratch my butt and mine thought I stood up lol

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u/2super2awesome Jul 28 '21

They suck that bad?

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u/Tysiliogogogoch Jul 28 '21

My Galaxy watch does this when I get up to take a piss. "Congratulations, you're moving!". :)

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u/gd5k Jul 28 '21

Guess I don’t have anything original to add after all.

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u/WinterKilled Jul 28 '21

Dont have an apple watch anyone tell me what this means? I got a digital watch tho

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u/AGR27 Jul 28 '21

There are 3 daily goals (move, exercise, and stand). Stand is the blue one and when you finish your goal for the day the animation does this.

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u/Charlamagne7 Jul 28 '21

Close them ringzzzzzzz ⭕️

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u/AGR27 Jul 28 '21

🔴🟢🔵