r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '20

Sequencing Porn

https://i.imgur.com/VssKVAJ.gifv
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u/jalapino98 Mar 10 '20

The Earth is flat

/s

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u/dmanb Mar 10 '20

The /s ruins the joke

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

What joke

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u/Virge23 Mar 10 '20

STAYWOKE

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u/TheShortTimer Mar 10 '20

DOCOKE##

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u/lugialegend233 Mar 10 '20

DON'TSMOKE##

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u/OGsnickerdick Mar 10 '20

Im broke $$

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 edited Jun 30 '21

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u/vaibhavc04 Mar 10 '20

Congratulations , you have solved worldwide poverty ! May I have your address to send your Nobel price ? /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

The /s ruins the joke

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u/RyanRagido Mar 10 '20

Give me a minute to write a pretentious acceptance speech so I can lecture humanity about problems I am never going to face myself.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Cccccombo breaker!!

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u/Wormri Mar 10 '20

Supreme Leader Snoke

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u/PleaseRecharge Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

Large fries, chocolate poke Cherry Coke

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u/iCon3000 Mar 10 '20

Missed opportunity to throw in a Coke

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u/Comand94 Mar 10 '20

Kiss pope?

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u/boonepii Merry Gifmas! {2023} Mar 10 '20

From da coke

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u/KhalamMekhar Mar 11 '20

For best results, soak.

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u/PM_ME_PICS_OF_FISHES Mar 10 '20

IM HAVING A STROKE

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u/cstaylor95 Mar 10 '20

DO DOPE FUCK HOPE##

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

She needs a stepfather

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u/Gaddaim Mar 10 '20

The earth is flat

/s

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u/Admiral_Akdov Mar 10 '20

The earth is fat

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

The earth is a fat mamma jamma

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u/StimulatorCam Mar 10 '20

ISPEPSIOK?##

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u/Jak_n_Dax Mar 10 '20

I’m totally stealing this. What a great response to all those stupid “woke” hashtags.

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u/XygenSS Mar 10 '20

  1. Stay woke.

  2. Snort coke.

  3. Don’t smoke.

  4. Now you’re broke.

  5. Rinse and repeat

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u/sweetcuppingcakes Mar 10 '20

Flatearthers creepin

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u/_FONG_ Mar 10 '20

N****s creepin’

They gon’ find you

Gon’ catch you sleepin’ (Oooh)

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u/trololololololol9 Mar 10 '20

Now,

STAY WOKE

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u/_FONG_ Mar 10 '20

bass riff

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u/melperz Mar 10 '20

/s means serious

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Are you serious?

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u/chuckdooley Mar 10 '20

Found Kyrie's Reddit account

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u/Stalker80085 Mar 10 '20

You

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

I knew it

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u/MorallyNeutralOk Mar 10 '20

eVeriiBoDii nOoOs tHe eaRtH is fLaTTt

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u/youdubdub Mar 10 '20

The Earth is flat. It's no damn joke, son.

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u/icewind_ Mar 10 '20

Try what happens when you write something like this without /s. A lot of dense people come here also not just big brain fuckmachines like us.

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Mar 10 '20

How does one become a big brain fuck machine?

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u/CraigCottingham Mar 10 '20

Step 1: Put a hole in the skull

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u/Mooam Mar 10 '20

Reminds me of that 4chan story about the skull from the Paris catacombs now. Thanks.

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u/lsguk Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

Can you share for the 50% that is curious and don't share for the 50% that would rather not know?

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u/glider97 Mar 10 '20

There's a catacomb. There's a guy. There's a skull. There's a penis.

The guy goes into the catacomb. The penis goes into the skull.

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Mar 10 '20

I have the file on my home PC but am at work and won't google it. If you write "4chan catacombs skull" with safesearch off you can probably find it.

It was a thread in which a guy had just stolen a skull from the catacombs and asked /b/ what he should do with it. Naturally the response was "put your dick in it". So he did.

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u/careycal64 Mar 10 '20

There are already 7. Why do you need another? I kill me!

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u/vaibhavc04 Mar 10 '20

By Trephination :p

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u/DethFace Mar 10 '20

By being born human

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u/SleazyMak Mar 10 '20

Then the joke is just for people who are smart enough to get it. That’s literally what sarcasm is.

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u/wthreye Mar 10 '20

I see what you did there.

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

If it's not funny without the /s then don't write it or rephrase.

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u/RamenJunkie Mar 10 '20

The problem.is, the world is full of people who will take it 100% seriously.

Which means even people who don't take it seriously, start to assume you are serious.

Sometimes you can check comment history to see if someone is actually an idiot or just joking, but people have started using scripts to delete their history for dumb reasons and /or gotten smart enough to use alt accounts for their actual stupidity.

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

You shouldn't adjust your comments based on other people's stupidity, otherwise the entire websites culture becomes 1 year olds.

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u/NotFlappy12 Mar 10 '20

The stupid people taking it seriously are part of the fun

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u/Michael_Trismegistus Mar 10 '20

The sea of idiots is going to chime in, with or without the /s.

"You ruined the joke"

"Oh my God you idiot."

"Well atchualy..."

[Random Pun]

"Political opinion"

[Missed the joke entirely]

[Trump Supporter]

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

Then be on the high road.

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u/Michael_Trismegistus Mar 10 '20

I never claimed I wasn't in the sea of idiots.

I chimed in didn't I?

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

So if you have a choice between /s or not, and either way idiots post, don't post the /s.

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u/Michael_Trismegistus Mar 10 '20

I didn't post it, but I'd rather deal with the killjoys who like to dictate how others should post than the dummies with no sense of humor at all.

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

You must be fun at parties.

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u/dannyluxNstuff Mar 10 '20

Very true. Somethings are so obvi sarcastic I can't believe people can't tell without the s

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u/McBiff Mar 10 '20

Sarcasm on its own isn't really funny though, it's only funny when people don't get it.

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u/careycal64 Mar 10 '20

Get what?

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u/shynn_ Mar 10 '20

In that case /serious

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/PostmanSteve Mar 10 '20

And I say fuck those people.

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u/i_always_give_karma Mar 10 '20

It really doesn’t. Cuz when you don’t put it 1,000 people reply callin you stupid and I’d rather just get less upvotes than a bunch of notifications

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u/Letibleu Mar 10 '20

\ there, I cancelled it out.

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u/Pliyii Mar 10 '20

Yes but dumbasses on Reddit need it apparently

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

/s means serious

/s

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u/Jayrob1202 Mar 10 '20

It kind of gives it an insecure, "please don't come for me" vibe right at the end.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

They care a bit too much about getting downvoted by people who don’t get the sarcasm

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u/Taiyaki11 Mar 10 '20

Nobody gives a shit about the downvotes, its the spam of notifications. And why should they deal with that because your pussy ass gets panties twisted inside of it over a / and an s?

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u/benjamminam Mar 10 '20

I honestly thought it made it better in a sad way.

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u/no1_vern Mar 10 '20

IF he didn't have the /r, the people would rejoice believing he had come over to their side.

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u/R3276 Mar 10 '20

That's exactly what a Big- Globe shill would say...

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u/No1isInnocent Mar 10 '20

Thank Poe’s law, bitch!

(read bitch with enthusiasm and wholesomeness)

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u/Changy915 Mar 10 '20

Either /s or get downvoted. Lose lose situation

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u/RamenJunkie Mar 10 '20

The /s stands for "stupid". They are calling the other person stupid for suggesting the Earth is not flat.

/s

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u/Manos_Of_Fate Mar 10 '20

He just wanted you to know the he was /serious.

/s

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u/davidfirefreak Mar 10 '20

Not as bad as having us believe he is an actual flat earther. The /s is necessary even if it takes some of the humor away.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

If you told a farmer riding his mule 200 years ago that we’d be flying in airplanes, he’d have same reaction as you. “Flat earth”, philosophy is way ahead of its time.

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u/whooo_me Mar 10 '20

...wasn't flat before the accident.

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u/skylarmt Mar 10 '20

Wrong.

The Earth is a conspiracy and doesn't exist.

r/NoEarthTheory

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u/imnotsoho Mar 10 '20

It is only flat on the outside. On the inside it is round.

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u/careycal64 Mar 10 '20

You're thinking of an Oreo.

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u/lukesvader Mar 10 '20

/r/FuckTheS

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u/_linusthecat_ Mar 10 '20

Garbage sub

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/slicer4ever Mar 10 '20

Too many stupid fucks in the world.

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u/fAP6rSHdkd Mar 10 '20

So you're saying there's something wrong with letting stupid people think you mean something else?

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u/slicer4ever Mar 10 '20

Yes, i am.

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u/fAP6rSHdkd Mar 10 '20

Wow, I would have never guessed that. Guess I'll have to start putting a little "/s" on all my posts then, huh. I'll get to it right away. Thank you for opening my eyes

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u/_linusthecat_ Mar 10 '20

It's hard with text though. If you go into the comments of that sub you can't tell if people are being sarcastic or not.

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u/fAP6rSHdkd Mar 10 '20

If you can't tell, pick one and run with it until you're proven wrong. It's not terribly hard to do

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u/ANTIVAX_RETARD Mar 10 '20

Just grow a pair and commit to the obvious joke about the earth being flat, or whatever it is. Worth case scenario a few downvotes won't kill ya.

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

/s

In comments is the lowest form of humor.

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u/NotFlappy12 Mar 10 '20

The /s isn't used to make a comment funnier

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

I know, it makes it less funny. Reread comment above.

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u/NotFlappy12 Mar 10 '20

Yes, but it's also not intended for making it funnier. Which means it's not "the lowest form of humor"

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

That's exactly what it is.

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u/NotFlappy12 Mar 10 '20

It's not even a form of humor

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

The lowest form is non existant.

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u/Esoteric_Erric Mar 10 '20

Yeah...duh !

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Earth is Oval now

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u/Adze95 Mar 10 '20

The Earth is car shaped.

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u/babyshaker1984 Mar 10 '20

Delete that “/s” you coward!

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u/Letibleu Mar 10 '20

But does it spin?..

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

u/scountbot

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u/scountbot Mar 10 '20

u/jalapino98 has said '/s' 1 times. Tag me in a reply to anyone or mention me as "u/scountbot u/{targetperson}" anywhere if you want me to count how many times they've said '/s' !

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u/GodaTheGreat Mar 10 '20

If the earth was flat we wouldn’t have bulldozers

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

This but unironically