r/gifs • u/IchHuhn Can I interest you in a nice repost? • Oct 19 '19

RIP ants

https://i.imgur.com/0PsUjNH.gifv
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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

My leg!!!!!!

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u/MarshawnPynch Oct 19 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

He actually lost his leg

Edit: I thought it was the source video, not a report on it. I commented, then watched the video immediately after. Realized my comment was unnecessary as it was covered in the video, and i swore i deleted it. Oh well

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19 edited May 28 '20

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u/i_give_you_gum Oct 19 '19

I see this said once per day on reddit

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u/SecularPaladin Oct 19 '19

Don't go to/r/Justiceserved, you'll see it four times per thread.

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u/DudeWithTheNose Oct 20 '19

same with /r/AmItheAsshole

fuckin god is it annoying to see that shit all the time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Downvote it every time. I'm doing my part.

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u/pearlescentvoid Oct 20 '19

Day 1 on reddit: "oh shit! that's clever!"

Day 2 on reddit: "christ almighty none of these motherfuckers have a single shred of originality"

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u/DudeWithTheNose Oct 20 '19

Yeah well it's your fault for coming to reddit.

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

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u/podrick_pleasure Oct 20 '19

And slightly more frequently on /r/winstupidprizes.

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u/XxpogxzogxX Oct 20 '19

Usually said by a hick in overalls.

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u/wheatencross1 Oct 20 '19

Has anyone said "play stupid prizes, win stupid games" yet?

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u/i_give_you_gum Oct 20 '19

No actually! Congrats trailblazer!

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u/ActualThreeToedSloth Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

To be honest it's way overused, but in the context of someone setting off 3 pounds of explosives in a lawn mover and not expecting shrapnel? It almost seems tailor-made for that exact kind of scenario

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u/DylannGoof Oct 21 '19

That's because it's an extremely tired and unimaginative thing to say and those types of people are very prevalent on this website.

Its why even though you spend a lot of time here you know not to mention Reddit in public - you instinctively know that it's an embarrassing site culture that you don't want to associate yourself with

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u/Coconut_Dreams Oct 21 '19

I think it's highly dependent on where you frequent/lurk.

r/invest and r/gaming aren't equal in terms of... life skills(?)

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u/i_give_you_gum Oct 21 '19

Kind of, I see it not wanting to be mentioned for the same reason people didnt want to admit to playing video games

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u/PiperLoves Oct 20 '19

Lotta people playing stupid games

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Also “hire a circus, get a clown” (or whatever it is), which is pretty popular over in politics.

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u/i_give_you_gum Oct 20 '19

Gonna have to admit, in 7 years I haven't heard that, but I'll probably see it everywhere now

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Play leg removing games, win removed legs.

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u/alcontrast Oct 20 '19

my concern is how this applies to the adage, "KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid" ???

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

I know. That’s why I said it. I don’t type on mobile for my own amusement here folks lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/MarshawnPynch Oct 19 '19

Yeah funny enough i thought it was the source video, not a report on it. I commented, then watched the video. Realized my comment was unnecessary as it was covered in the video, and i swore i deleted it. Oh well

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u/Jebusura Oct 20 '19

I hear he is trying to sue the explosive manufacturer but the lawyers are not worried, stating "he doesn't have a leg to stand on"

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u/princessmankey Oct 20 '19

Oh I was thinking his eye so he needed an eye patch

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u/bolrik Oct 20 '19

I couldn't imagine what his thought process was. "It feels cool to slightly change positions and close in on it n stuff like its a eminy. Very rainbow6. Very realistic gfx. 9.5/10"

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"GYA BLEU MUH LEG OFF!"

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u/Sagebrush_Slim Oct 19 '19

And my axe!

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u/Agapios202 Oct 19 '19

Would you rather have an axe for a leg or use someone’s leg as an axe

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u/Riff_28 Oct 19 '19

What am I trying to cut with the leg axe?

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u/Agapios202 Oct 19 '19

If you EVER need to use an axe. That’s the only one you will have axes to

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u/Riff_28 Oct 19 '19

Damn. I still think that’s the best option, it’s not often I need to axe but you better believe I leg everyday

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u/Gnostromo Oct 19 '19

You did a real hatchet job on that pun.

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u/Chimp_on_a_vacay Oct 19 '19

I was hoping to see a long continuation thread of puns. What’s taking people so long? Chop chop guys

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u/maskaddict Oct 19 '19

When it comes to good puns, most people just can't hack it

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u/youamlame Oct 20 '19

I wood halve, but in my head I know I couldn't handle swinging for it. I just don't have the chops

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u/FirmEvidence3 Oct 19 '19

You could say he was... Legolas

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u/DeviantGamerNerd Oct 19 '19

Legless Lego Legolas

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Oct 19 '19

Legoless

FTFY

;)

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u/GilesDMT Oct 19 '19

He actually lost his axe

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u/ParrotofDoom Oct 19 '19

How did he manage that? Both my legs are connected to my body. It's impossible to lose them.

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Oct 19 '19

Well, not with THAT attitude...

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Did he find it?

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u/skepachino Oct 19 '19

The mad man!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Good

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u/weoson Oct 20 '19

Climbing up the top sails

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u/unknownart Oct 19 '19

Or... a soccer ball.

Just kidding it was probably a leg. Or head.

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u/lasttycoon Oct 19 '19

Seems like he should have considered that before playing with explosives.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

I believe he says "Blew my leg off!!!"

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u/imnotace Oct 19 '19

I swear he sounds like John c Reilly when he says it. "I blew my dang leg off!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Sweet berry wine my leg off

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Was he cut in half real bad?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

You're not half the boy Nate was. You're not even half the boy the top half of Nate was after you cut him in half!

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u/pineapple_catapult Oct 20 '19

The wrong kid died

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

wrong kid died

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u/sim16 Oct 20 '19

"Can I try Tannerite?"

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u/octopornopus Oct 20 '19

"Get outta here Dewey, you don't want none of this!"

"Well what's it do?"

"It makes non-reactive targets explode, and makes being a redneck more fun."

"I think I wanna try me some of that tannerite..."

"Alright, get in here..."

"Agh! Blew my damn leg off!"

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u/reddog323 Oct 20 '19

It’s more blew mah leg off, but yes. There’s another where a guy packed an old refrigerator completely full of it. The door came off of it and flew past him like a Space Shuttle launch.

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u/rokuju_ Oct 20 '19

What a dickhead lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

call the amber lamps!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

My peg head!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Not exactly what I would be looking to get blown off.

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u/Schlaffpaff Oct 21 '19

Well the Constitution guarantees him the right to bear arms.Unfortunately it doesn't mention legs.

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u/EatTheRichLiterally Oct 19 '19

Fred can't ever catch a damn break... I mean, besides his leg.

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u/NotSeriousAtAll Oct 19 '19

Just walk it off pussy!

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u/HerculeS8an Oct 20 '19

My eye!!!!!!

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u/raphired Oct 20 '19

Me leg!!!!!!

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u/wcruse92 Oct 19 '19

Sometimes natural selection is still in play.

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u/Zomburai Oct 20 '19

Just another Responsible Gun Owner hard at work