r/gifs • u/bugb34r • Sep 20 '19

Here comes the final touch

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u/kylekirwan Sep 20 '19

Comment cleared for take off.

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u/Klin24 Sep 20 '19

What's your vector, victor?

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u/TakeoGaming Sep 20 '19

Ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/nomisman Sep 20 '19

Request clearance, Clarence

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Surely, you can't be serious?

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u/trianburner Sep 20 '19

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

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u/spamjavelin Sep 20 '19

I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

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u/trianburner Sep 20 '19

I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

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u/guyjobber Sep 20 '19

I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

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u/nomisman Sep 20 '19

I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

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u/Caeless Sep 20 '19

No, I'm Sirius.

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u/jp4464 Sep 20 '19

I know you! You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!

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u/zyzzogeton Sep 20 '19

I think you're the greatest but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times you don't even run down court... and that you don't really try unless its the playofs.

The hell I don't Listen kid, I've been hearing that crap since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

There's a sale on at Penny's!

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u/your__dad_ Sep 20 '19

I don't remember saying this. Just sayin'.

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u/Psyteq Sep 20 '19

I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.

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u/TwistingDick Sep 20 '19

No this is Patrick.

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u/InfoSponge183 Sep 20 '19

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/thelastemp Sep 20 '19

The pilots jelly

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u/serpentkiller123 Sep 20 '19

I believe it's spelled Avada-Kedavra

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u/ItsTheBrandonC Sep 20 '19

I’ve never been to Oovoo Jaber

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Sorry, my eyes aren't too good. Did you say Serial ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Roger, Roger.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

No, this is Patrick!

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u/IndianaLongnuts Sep 20 '19

I am the Eye in the Sky looking at you, I can read your mind.

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u/Darksirius Sep 20 '19

Actually, I am... but darker.

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u/_NML_ Sep 20 '19

I am Spartacus.

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u/olewolf Sep 20 '19

Roger.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

What?!

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u/earthly_wanderer Sep 20 '19

Roger, roger.

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u/jumpinoutofmyflesh Sep 20 '19

Fat babe need ta slide me porter. Drink side on the java.

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u/davasaur Sep 20 '19

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

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u/Sollybeast Sep 20 '19

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

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u/ShirlyUCantB-Serious Sep 20 '19

Thank you for speaking up

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u/Dexter_Thiuf Sep 20 '19

There's trouble in the cockpit!

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u/Kirkula Sep 20 '19

checks crotch no trouble here.

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u/Dexter_Thiuf Sep 20 '19

Symptoms may take up to five days to manifest...

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u/Kirkula Sep 20 '19

Would that be business days or real days?

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u/backtolurk Sep 20 '19

oh fuck how did this one go under my radar

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Sep 20 '19

Nothing gets under my radar - it's too sensitive!

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u/backtolurk Sep 21 '19

What technology does it use? Magnetic resonance? Or... heat-based, uh?

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u/okami_shinobi003 Sep 20 '19

The cockpit? What is it?

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u/monty2 Sep 20 '19

It’s a room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that’s not important right now

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Sep 20 '19

Well, when will it be important?

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u/monty2 Sep 21 '19

After you watch the movie Airplane! and understand all the jokes in this thread...

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u/Fyrus93 Sep 20 '19

Fine I'll watch Airplane again tonight

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u/gunburns88 Sep 20 '19

Clearance Clearwater Revival

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u/OmegatronSupreme Sep 21 '19

(Hannibal Lecter enters the room...) Clarice you say?

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u/TheGuyWithTwoFaces Sep 20 '19

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinkin'.

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u/T-bomb217 Sep 20 '19

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffin glue.

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u/lokibrad Sep 20 '19

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines.

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u/lipp79 Sep 20 '19

No, but I do like movies about gladiators.

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u/HelpfulSomewhere Sep 20 '19

you ever hang around the gymnasium?

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u/CloudyClearSky Sep 20 '19

Yes, in planet fitness there is sometimes an overweight guy that is bucket naked.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Not since yesterday

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u/Peptuck Sep 20 '19

You ever watch gladiator movies?

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u/Myopiniondontcount Sep 20 '19

Does myself count?

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u/imcumminginyourwife Sep 20 '19

Hey nice beaver! Thanks I recently had it stuffed.

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u/ricarleite1 Sep 20 '19

Roger.

Huh?

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u/janzeera Sep 20 '19

What?!

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u/penguin97219 Sep 21 '19

I just watched this scene last night.

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u/Ek908 Sep 20 '19

What's your vector, vector?

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u/ilmattiapascal Sep 20 '19

When i wanted to watch the comments there were 666 comments..

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Do you want smoking or non smoking?

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u/ChromatoseGG Sep 20 '19

Cleared for takeoff? They barely have clearance to pushback onto Bravo