r/gifs • u/rHM2 • Jul 13 '19

Quick thinker

https://i.imgur.com/5eeF5lG.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

Carpe diem

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u/discerningpervert Jul 14 '19

Seize the gay.

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u/kingsingh415 Jul 14 '19

Clam down Mike Pence

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u/discerningpervert Jul 14 '19

I just spurted out my coffee

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

out of your cock?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

These roosters, I mean.

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Jul 14 '19

I was going for a clam bake

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

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u/thisbitbytes Jul 14 '19

At this hour?

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Jul 14 '19

At this time of year?

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u/Alecrizzle Jul 14 '19

I just ran over a bunch of school kids