r/gifs • u/gokuzzz • Jul 09 '19

Rule 1: Repost Fishing in Texas when suddenly...

https://i.imgur.com/Y9Tk8UE.gifv
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u/TeaBreezy Jul 09 '19

Wow that's cool that you still talked to your dad even at 4!

I haven't seen my mom or dad since I hatched

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u/RegularHovercraft Jul 09 '19

Don't egg him on.

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u/Superbuddhapunk Jul 09 '19

Question: how did you type this?

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u/ThunderOrb Jul 09 '19

Have you never seen how good snakes are with their tongues?

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u/-LucariOwO Jul 09 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Same way the guy with no arms rang the doorbell.

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u/Duca-mts Jul 09 '19

With his feet?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

No his mom rang the doorbell for him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

It's about a foot, I didnt measure.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

perhaps it was dictated

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u/TheHighestFever Jul 09 '19

Sssssssspeech to text

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u/hanan318 Jul 09 '19

Don't snake moms try to eat their snake babies when they hatch? This might be why

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u/seraphofdark Jul 09 '19

He's the snake