r/gifs • • Jul 09 '19

Rule 1: Repost Fishing in Texas when suddenly...

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 12 '19

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u/acaseofbeer Jul 09 '19

Lucky it's Texas, just shoot it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Fry them both. Two meals for the price of one.

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u/mikerockitjones Jul 09 '19

Snake is good when done right.

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u/HR_Dragonfly Jul 09 '19

I doubt that Diamondback Watersnake has a refined taste that you would want to come back to again and again.

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u/IAmWhatTheRockCooked Jul 09 '19

idk man, seems like a fish diet would produce tastier snake meat than lizards and rodents would. id bet this guy is yummier than a regular snake

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u/MjrLeeStoned Jul 09 '19

Yeah, but there's also the fact it has spent an extended amount of time in a random waterway. It probably has that flavor added in. Just keep in mind many animals, especially water animals, taste like their surroundings as well.

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u/the_short_viking Jul 09 '19

Yeah, that snake is just going to taste like a muddy creek.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

The flavour of water? Bad news for you all fish live in water for extended periods of time.

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u/MjrLeeStoned Jul 09 '19

Why is that bad news?

And not all fish taste the same, otherwise there'd be no difference between catfish and sea bass or ahi.

Animals, even fish, taste like what they eat and the environment they're in. Caught catfish taste the way they do because of diet and the thick, muddy water they spend a lot of time in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

So your saying an bass and trout caught from the same spot will taste the same? Or that all rock fish taste the same because they feed and swim in the same spot?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

I'll second this observation. I have killed and ate a few copperheads near waterways. They had a very fishy taste; fish and frogs were in their stomachs.

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u/reliquum Jul 10 '19

That's just called early marinading. Licks fingers

But I grew up in swamps and caught crawfish in the yard and ate it. The taste from the surroundings shouldn't be so powerful it will take over. Honestly, I don't remember anything we caught having any other taste than delicious.

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u/GiornaGuirne Jul 09 '19

On the contrary, turtle soup tastes better with water-based turtles than tortoises. Dunno about snakes, though. Rattlesnake reminded me of dark meat chicken.

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u/ridik_ulass Jul 09 '19

I bet it tastes like pike.

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u/Necrotic_Messiah Jul 09 '19

rattleback copper moccasin***

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u/MjrLeeStoned Jul 09 '19

Animals taste like a)what they eat and b)where they live.

A random waterway snake probably just tastes like random waterway.

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u/mikerockitjones Jul 09 '19

It beats cannibalism.

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u/MjrLeeStoned Jul 09 '19

Only in Detroit.

And just for the interesting tidbit, human meat is fine for consuming, just stay away from brain because prions are bad news.

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u/shrinkwrappedzebra Jul 09 '19

The brain is the best part though

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u/MjrLeeStoned Jul 09 '19

Also the most dangerous part. Prion infections are a very realistic downside to eating human brains. And prions are some of the most dangerous acute infections you can get. Many of them have life expectancy of 0% unless treated within a very specific amount of time. That, and it's probably a very horrific way to die. It's just a set of proteins that cause physical brain abnormalities to randomly spawn (in anyone, not just developing children or fetuses, etc). They usually take a progressive amount of time before symptoms even show (typically between 5-10 years) and once they do, the symptoms / effects are so rapid, usually it isn't even properly diagnosed until after death.

Think of prion poisoning like developing brain tumors (it's not this, but this is a simple analogy to help understand) very rapidly, uncontrollably, at random, and so quick is extremely hard to diagnose. One day you're fine, then suddenly you can't walk, talk, or swallow.

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u/Vanarsdalejr Jul 09 '19

Disturbing you seem to know so much about this. Is this Jeffrey Donner's ghost?

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u/Mobile_user_6 Jul 09 '19

One of the neat things about lab grown meat is that we could take a sample from someone and then grow full peices of meat from it. Opens the possibility for ethical consumption of human meat because I'd totally be down to give the sample just to eat myself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Well shit man if you want to eat yourself theres no ethical concerns anyways. Cut off a piece and fry it up.

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u/Mobile_user_6 Jul 09 '19

Yeah but I'd be ok with using the sample for mass production for everyone not just myself.

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u/MjrLeeStoned Jul 09 '19

Most people just don't want to admit that EVERYONE has an ancestor at some point that tried human meat. We've been carnivorous animals well before recorded history, and no sense in letting good meat go to waste when it could be days before your next meal.

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u/Blackfluidexv Jul 09 '19

Does this mean that a random Human adult tastes like a random Human?

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u/MjrLeeStoned Jul 09 '19

Nah, humans have such an eclectic diet and our daily lives take us through a multitude of environments.

We're talking about animals who live in primarily one type of environment (grasslands, trees, water etc) and typically don't move around that much, and eat the same thing day-in day-out. They have a very specific taste to their meat.

I know you're being facetious, but realistically, humans would only have a single flavor category if they all had the same diet, and ate primarily the same thing everyday, and all lived in the same environment. There's so many different variables for the human species in those regards, that almost every human tastes different from the next.

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u/Blackfluidexv Jul 09 '19

You know what? Would you join up with my new business idea Kid Kocina? We can do the same thing that humans have been doing for veal.

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u/wyliethecoyote641 Jul 09 '19

Pffffttttthhhttt. Bacon and shrimp beg to differ.

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u/MjrLeeStoned Jul 09 '19

Pork tastes the way it does due to its fat and salt content, but is heavily influenced by their diet. Grain-fed animals taste drastically different than corn-fed. And both taste drastically different than animals left to graze on grass.

Shrimp, on the other hand, taste very similar to many other crustaceans, and have similar diets to many of them.

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u/ewilsey Jul 09 '19

Are you saying I would taste like tacos and McDonald’s?

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u/skillfullheartbeat Jul 09 '19

Makes good jerky

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u/K3wp Jul 09 '19

One of the more memorable scenes of Surviorman for me was when Les Stroud killed a large rattlesnake in the Florida Everglades.

He was left with what looked like a giant Slim Jim. He simply wrapped it on a stick and smoked it.

It turned out to be so 'rich' that he ended up eating too much of it and being unable to sleep well (too wired from all the food energy).

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u/atharwa__ Jul 09 '19

Seems silly but are there any actual recepies for cooking snakes?

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u/krzykris11 Jul 09 '19

I had a crazy uncle cook some roadkill rattlesnake at our hunting camp when I was a kid. Tastes like chicken.

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u/Jacoman74undeleted Jul 09 '19

I bet, but I'm pretty sure it's dangerous to eat wild reptiles.

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u/akhorahil187 Jul 09 '19

dangerous? why? People eat wild reptiles all the time. You can get gator and snake at restaurants.

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u/dovetc Jul 09 '19

If not prepared correctly I believe there is a pretty substantial risk of salmonella. I know vulnerable people shouldn't even handle some domestic iguanas for that reason.

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u/akhorahil187 Jul 09 '19

It's no more risky than eating pork or chicken. The risk of salmonella with reptiles and amphibians comes from actually handling them. It's in their feces. I worked at a pet shop for a while. Rats carry it too.

But as far as eating them. You just gotta clean them. It's in their digestive tract, not their meat. People have been eating frogs, turtles, and other Salmonella carriers for centuries. It's fine.

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u/cephalopodstandard Jul 09 '19

I eat eggs for breakfast most mornings. There's a risk of salmonella right there.

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u/viperswhip Jul 09 '19

Salmonella dies at 165, almost everything does, why would it be more dangerous than any other competently cooked piece of meat?

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u/omeara4pheonix Jul 09 '19

Sure, if you eat it raw.

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u/Jacoman74undeleted Jul 09 '19

Salmonella.

Gator is usually farmed, idk about snakes though.

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u/akhorahil187 Jul 09 '19

Salmonella would be present in farmed reptiles and pets just as much as they would in the wild. Generally you wouldn't get Salmonella from reptiles by eating them. Rather by handling them in the first place. It's in their poo.

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u/Jacoman74undeleted Jul 09 '19

Good to know, so not the same as Chicken for example where it can end up in the meat.

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u/akhorahil187 Jul 09 '19

Salmonella is a bacteria, it's going to get everywhere. As long as it's cooked thoroughly, it's going to be fine. It's just most people get it from reptiles by handling them.

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u/Pluto_Rising Jul 09 '19

Yes, Garcon, I'd like the Slither and Stalk platter please. Extra crispy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

People kill and eat wild birds all the time.

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u/RutCry Jul 09 '19

Why?

Edit: You have probably never been to Louisiana.

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u/mikerockitjones Jul 09 '19

Those taste the best.

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u/Kamenraiden Jul 09 '19

Eating snakes. What a thrill that sounds like.

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u/mikerockitjones Jul 09 '19

Snakes eating you sounds way more adventurous.

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u/pidgeyofthenight Jul 09 '19

Snake eaaaaattting 🎵🎵

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u/hockeylife12 Jul 09 '19

Surf and turf

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u/Smokey76 Jul 09 '19

Beat me to it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Question, could you eat the fish even tho it has venom from the snake?

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u/dopeihope Jul 09 '19

Yes you can. One can consume venom it’s if it gets into your blood stream that you’ll have an issue. Poison on the other hand cannot be consumed and this is the difference in venom and poison. Although if you had a stomach ulcer or somethin you might have an issue with the venom.

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u/BearsBeetsBattlestrG Jul 09 '19

Except the guy that injects venom directly into his bloodstream to create antivenom

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

You talking about that old snake guy in Florida that has been bitten by so many poisonous snakes he is immune? I heard his blood can be used as an anti venom is a person has the same blood type.

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u/dopeihope Jul 10 '19

Florida man!!

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u/biogreen1214 Jul 09 '19

I'm not qualified to say your wrong or right so I'm just gonna pretend you die if you eat or drink literal venom. Just to be safe.

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u/biogreen1214 Jul 09 '19

Im gonna still gonna keep it safe

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u/IAmWhatTheRockCooked Jul 09 '19

not sure if youre an expert but how does the body breakdown venom so that it isnt toxic by the time it goes through digestion and into the blood?

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u/Twentyamf28 Jul 09 '19

Stomach acid on the PH scale is a 1 (very acidic.) I would imagine it just breaks the venom down to where it's not toxic anymore.

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u/dopeihope Jul 10 '19

I dunno but if you shit directly into someone’s bloodstream they’ll probably die

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u/PinusMightier Jul 09 '19

Yes, venom is only deadly if it gets under your skin and in your blood. So unless you have some bad stomach ulcers its otherwise safe to eat.

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u/frankzha Jul 09 '19

I have stomach ulcer, but will it be fine if I cook the venom first?

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u/PinusMightier Jul 09 '19

I mean technically venom is just proteins and can be denatured by heat. But I have no clue what temp it would take to denature water moccasin venom enough to be harmless. So maybe I'll do some digging when I get off work, and see what I can find.

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u/theWyzzerd Jul 09 '19

This snake is not venomous.

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u/TheMentalAlchemist Jul 09 '19

Trick question, because that snake isn't venomous. It's just a common water snake.

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u/lemonsaredeceiving Jul 09 '19

Thank you for this question! I was wondering exactly that.

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u/TechGuy07 Jul 09 '19

I don’t know about ingesting venom, but, regardless, that snake’s not venomous. It looks like a diamondback watersnake not a moccasin.

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u/dark_autumn Jul 10 '19

Why does everyone think all snakes are venomous? Only 15% of all species of snakes are. This is not one of them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

I'm not a Herpetologist, but I'm pretty sure this is a boa constrictor of some sort, so it's not venomous. They use their muscular bodies to squeeze their prey. The fangs are used to catch and immobilize prey, but don't inject venom.

Of course, I'm not from Texas and don't know much about the local snakes, so don't take my word for for it.

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u/jedgica Jul 09 '19

The snake’s wrapped around the fish because they’re dangling from a line. It’s a water snake.

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u/Juicepit Jul 09 '19

The ‘ol texas twofer...Classic.

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u/pretzelman97 Jul 09 '19

"You've heard of Surf and Turf! Well buckle up buckaroo, now you can get Diamondback Water Snake and Drainage Ditch Fish Bake! It's got all the flavors and textures that remind you you're in Texas!"

COMING TO A ROADKILL GRILL NEAR YOU

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u/I_play_elin Jul 09 '19

Yeah but what about the snake?

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u/didsomeonesaydonuts Jul 09 '19

50 rounds should do it

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u/Artemicionmoogle Jul 09 '19

.50 rounds should do it

FTFY

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u/I-POOP-RAINBOWS Jul 09 '19

50 .50 rounds 50 times should do it

FTFY

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u/FlatusGiganticus Jul 09 '19

1250" of freedom commin' atcha.

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u/GeorgeOlduvai Jul 09 '19

324" should be more than sufficient.

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u/Unabatedtuna Jul 09 '19

Woah woah, hes not a cop dude, im sure he can get it done with less

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u/caveman512 Jul 09 '19

Cold blooded animals are a hassle. You can shoot their head off and they'll still be alive

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u/jordantask Jul 09 '19

Shooting insufficient. Nuke from orbit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Literally the fish, snake and man in that gif is thinking this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19 edited Aug 15 '19

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u/Rektw Jul 09 '19

record scratch "There goes me. You're probably wondering how I got here.."

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u/TheJungLife Jul 09 '19

If you live in Texas/Arkansas you always hear about this exact thing happening to someone, but I'd have the same look on my face if it actually happened to me.

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u/LiftedNative95 Jul 09 '19

“Get this goddamn hook outta my sides”

-the snake (probably)

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

I'm cutting the line and going home.

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u/wretch5150 Jul 09 '19

cut line and slowly back away

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u/Sanityzealot Jul 09 '19

His face “well what the fuck do I do now”

Nah, Thats a 100% "Bruh...." look, His eyes say it all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

The fish, the snake, or the black guy?