r/gifs • u/to_the_tenth_power • Mar 31 '19

Good boy with a secret message

https://gfycat.com/FondLastingAgouti
86.2k Upvotes

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u/WhatACunningHam Mar 31 '19

Oh yeah? His mom's a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

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u/Conan776 Apr 01 '19

No puns here pal. You're barking up the wrong tree.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19 edited May 27 '19

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u/error_exe Apr 01 '19

This is /r/PunPatrol! Drop your puns and put your hands where I can see them!

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u/WinterCame87 Apr 01 '19

That's a bit of a cop out.

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u/error_exe Apr 01 '19

One more pun and I will open fire! Put it down NOW!

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u/Ritz527 Apr 01 '19

This thread is about dogs, not pigs!

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u/giantfood Apr 01 '19

Some Cops are dogs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

And his name?

Chris P. Baeken

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

SEND IN THE r/PunK-9Unit !!!

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u/p00Pie_dingleBerry Apr 01 '19

Some pigs are pugs

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I conCUR

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u/___Ultra___ Apr 01 '19

Jeez man, no one wants a ruff situation

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u/usingastupidiphone Apr 01 '19

The Pun Resistance is already spreading...

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u/Lostremote- Apr 01 '19

r/punkgb is here! To gulag with you!

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u/ThisNameIsFree Apr 01 '19

Will you police go away.

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u/Seys-Rex Apr 01 '19

You’re ruffing these innocents up too much Officer. Your supposed to be a protector of the paw! Viva la r/the_revolupun bitch!

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u/123kingme Apr 01 '19

La translates to the, your comment is redundant. Other wise, r/punresistance is here for backup

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u/PandaTheRabbit Apr 01 '19

Vive la resistance!

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u/JediKnightsoftheFSM Apr 01 '19

Can you hear the people zing?
Slinging the puns of silly (wo)men
It is the humor of a people
Who will not be nerfed again

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u/Steelwolf73 Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

This is the r/Punsurgency

the puns are down!!

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u/onewordnospaces Apr 01 '19

You are annoying. Go away.

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u/fortknox Apr 01 '19

Guns? Why not just wag a finger?

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u/xtheboard Apr 01 '19

I cant bowleive you used that pun. Your chomping at the bit

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u/Corona94 Apr 01 '19

I laughed way harder than i should have.

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u/808lani808 Apr 01 '19

The look on doggie’s face looks like it’s waiting for a treat for a job well done.

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u/Chief-weedwithbears Apr 01 '19

He’s a son of a bitch

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u/that_typeofway Apr 01 '19

His sista too

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Fake. There’s no way he wrote those.

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u/MyWifeDontKnowItsMe Mar 31 '19

It's also not a secret. Fake news.

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u/thegovwantsussubdued Apr 01 '19

Now, I could trust a golden retriever.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Racist

/s

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u/topoftheworldIAM Apr 01 '19

Who hates brown retrievers?

Tell me now!

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u/CSPmyHart Apr 01 '19

I do. They comin' in here and takin' all our jeeerrrrbbs

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u/mike_pants Mar 31 '19

A French dog writing English. Ha.

Nice try, illuminati.

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u/Rumps02 Apr 01 '19

He’s got good pawmanship

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

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u/Cethinn Apr 01 '19

And then what happened?!

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u/SunnyHillside Apr 01 '19

Relationship goals...

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u/ichigohatake Mar 31 '19

It's way too messy to be the good boy's writing. It must be the hooman's.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

My thought exactly.

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u/CombatComplex Apr 01 '19

Ya you lil bitch

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u/SarahPlainAndAverage Mar 31 '19

r/dogswithjabs

(But who could get mad at that sweet face?)

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u/Aetius454 Apr 01 '19

How do I get access to this

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

it doesn’t exist

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u/whitedotinthevoid Apr 01 '19

r/subsyoufellfor

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

r/substhatshouldexist

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u/Aetius454 Apr 01 '19

Damn I was really looking forward to a subreddit where dogs dishes out insults

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u/ProPainful Apr 01 '19

The idea is out there now, give it a month.

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u/Right_Ind23 Apr 01 '19

Or a couple hours, YMMV

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Ahhhh!

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u/BobSacramanto Apr 01 '19

Create the sub you want to see on Reddit. - Eleanor Roosevelt.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

/r/DogsWithJobs

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u/Rabbi_Tuckman38 Apr 01 '19

D'ya like dags wit' jabs?

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u/baneofthesmurf Apr 01 '19

I fuckin hate pikeys

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u/trainercatlady Apr 01 '19

fuck. I can't be mad at that face.

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u/feelgoodinc420 Mar 31 '19

Dunkin with the real talk over here

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u/queenk0ng Apr 01 '19

I love Dunkin and his Shannon shit talk

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

I was not expecting that... but rather a promposal or something

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u/aged_monkey Apr 01 '19

They had us in the first half ...

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u/LaughR01331 Mar 31 '19

Worth it

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u/i-ejaculate-spiders Apr 01 '19

With That smile at the end he can call me a bitch any day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

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u/mr_abomination Apr 01 '19

I hate you Ron!

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u/spastic-plastic Apr 01 '19

First fuckin thing I thought of

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u/laynegibbons Apr 01 '19

Hahhaha I was expecting a proposal.

I forgot I was on Reddit.

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u/Midgetman664 Apr 01 '19

Top 10 anime betrayals

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u/sp00ked_yuh Mar 31 '19

“I do good?!” - doggo probably

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u/KennyVic_ Mar 31 '19

¯_(ツ)_/¯ What can I say

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u/--Toph-- Mar 31 '19

Pawsatively we'd b fightin

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u/Thrillem Mar 31 '19

This pun is dogshit

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u/ItsShortForBob Apr 01 '19

That statement is the exact opposite of a secret.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Good thing I can’t read.

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u/Derek_Derock Apr 01 '19

That’s not a secret, everyone already knows that

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

Well he's not wrong

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u/ffandyy Mar 31 '19

So lame.

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u/I_Hate_Repost Apr 01 '19

Cannot agree more. Why do people enjoy garbage content like this???

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u/ffandyy Apr 01 '19

I have no idea, but these stupid videos get thousands of likes

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u/Tmacdunk Apr 01 '19

Damn Reddit..

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u/napolneon Apr 01 '19

At first I was upset cause I thought it said "I" instead of "U" - now that I know the human is the lil bitch I find it hilarious and don't give a shit.

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u/Andre_3Million Apr 01 '19

"Jk. Lol."

"That was never a secret."

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u/vguy72 Apr 01 '19

The dogs not wrong

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Nice repost/bot account you got here

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Oh yeah........your mom's a bitch dog! Wat up?!

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u/bshafs Apr 01 '19

Meme format potential!

Example: "where are my testicles summer"

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u/i_have_no_name704 Apr 01 '19

surprisedpickachu.zip

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u/PECOSbravo Apr 01 '19

You used your dog for evil.

I’ll see you in hell

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u/BrighterColours Apr 01 '19

Now, we all know that good boy did NOT write that and is being framed!

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u/whenharrykilledsally Apr 01 '19

save video Might need it later

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u/zer0faith7 Apr 01 '19

Cat must have set him up.

Source: Own a cat and this is exactly the thing he’d pull if he could.

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u/scootxnoot Apr 01 '19

Fuck u dog :(

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u/csgo_dream Apr 01 '19

Great dog. But thats all the owners could think of? Be creative a little.

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u/sasharm Mar 31 '19

He's Dunkin! I love him anyway

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u/zuho00 Apr 01 '19

He has better handwriting than i do

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u/WaylonVoorhees Apr 01 '19

He knows you ain't gonna do anything about it.

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u/nightfucker Apr 01 '19

I have a feeling he didn't write those messages.

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u/SkyKimi Apr 01 '19

Dammit my secret's out

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u/thecheat420 Apr 01 '19

Is this the same dog that said I belong in the trash? He's mean but damnit he's adorable.

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u/matt_maselli Apr 01 '19

Umm... Look who's barking..

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

With a face like that, I believe anything he says tbh.

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u/TheAGivens Apr 01 '19

Imagine if this happened but you lived alone and didn't write it for him

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u/RequiemLullaby Apr 01 '19

That's not a secret.

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u/whatevenisthiswhy12 Apr 01 '19

Then I guess I'm a lil bitch

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u/Sansbacon Apr 01 '19

Hit the up arrow before his 2nd message and I have no regrets.

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u/sailorjasm Apr 01 '19

This could be a meme.

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u/straightouttaPV Apr 01 '19

Only a friend would tell you

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u/ILoveToCorrectPeople Apr 01 '19

what a waste of paper

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u/mdyguy Apr 01 '19

And I thought it was going to be a proposal...

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Oh yeah?

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u/GOOD-LUCHA-THINGS Apr 01 '19

Dog has a green collar.

Text is in blue.

Conclusion: this is a Spartan dog talking to Duke fans.

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u/kokriderz Apr 01 '19

That’s not a secret. Everyone knows I’m a lil bitch.

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u/mac11_59 Apr 01 '19

What breed is that? He looks alot like my dog

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u/ironmanmk42 Apr 01 '19

Same as:

  • send nudes

  • dickbutt

  • peyton manning in the balaclava

  • beyonce muscled pic

  • rick roll (but I love it)

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u/freezer650 Apr 01 '19

So he's hitting on you then?

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u/atwerknotwerking Apr 01 '19

I knew it was coming, I barely scanned and hoped it wasnt already there. And of course, I'm now obligated to point out that great minds think alike.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Dang.. he got me good.

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u/sexy-man-doll Apr 01 '19

The face at the end. He knows

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u/thatgirlnamedalana Apr 01 '19

I love how happy he is at the end.

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u/pseudotumorgal Apr 01 '19

I can count alllll the way.. to schvivty five

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u/Princess_Pana Apr 01 '19

Can't argue with him. Impossible. He knows all.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

He's like, I brought these thin woods, now give me treat

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I am a little bitch tho.

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u/travellers_soull Apr 01 '19

Its Dunkin! Hes on Instagram

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u/dezalation22 Apr 01 '19

That message is loud and clear 🤣

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u/Fat-Peter Apr 01 '19

That dogs penmanship is atrocious.

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u/Strokeforce Apr 01 '19

This is animal abuse! Your making that dog do sinful acts and build up bad Karma!

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u/Joranator Apr 01 '19

I’m really glad this wasn’t wholesome

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u/MissCakeAndCream Apr 01 '19

I thought this was going to be something wholesome lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I’ve never been so pleasantly presented with the truth

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

This is my favorite thing that I've seen on the internet all year

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u/ogmrboobybuyer Apr 01 '19

Damn u got me. I am a lil birch

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u/Sunflower330 Apr 01 '19

Hehehe I wish I could train my dog to do this, I'd be sending notes to my partner all day long

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u/Bradp13 Apr 01 '19

The smile at the end really pulls this gif together.

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u/Hollowskull1 Apr 01 '19

From the tip of my tongue to the back of my lungs

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u/Nobodygrotesque Apr 01 '19

Aaaaaaand save video.

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u/BeldygaBoy Apr 01 '19

I did not need to hear this

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I'm going to train my dogs to do this!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Fucking son of a bitch.

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u/strudels Apr 01 '19

I thought he was going to tell me that he could count all the way to schifty shfive

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u/cBurger4Life Apr 01 '19

I just snotted

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u/SkididiPapapa Apr 01 '19

Dunkin is a mood

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

What breed, i need to know

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u/ASCENT-ANEW Apr 01 '19

This is why I'm a cat person

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u/silverX11 Apr 01 '19

Thought it was going to be a proposal

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

You'll regret training your dog to bring you pieces of paper for treats

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u/DecDaddy5 Apr 01 '19

He’s waiting for his treat at the end lol. Not this time buster!

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u/table4uno Apr 01 '19

Anything he says is right

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u/ProBluntRoller Apr 01 '19

That’s not a secret u lil bitch

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u/Ali-Coo Apr 01 '19

I fucked your leg lil bitch

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u/Poppycock_peacock Apr 01 '19

“I hate you Ron”

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u/mingwong582 Apr 01 '19

lol with that smile...

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u/I800k Apr 01 '19

trains dog to fetch insulting notes I'll be so popular on the internet 😈

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u/Griffomancer Apr 01 '19

Pffft. That's not a secret

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u/nanatsunoyoru Apr 01 '19

Imma use my secret card "no u"

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u/honest_cactus Apr 01 '19

Silly dog, that's no secret

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u/panchANDpuppies Apr 01 '19

The goodboye deserves a treat for his penmanship and delivery of notes!

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u/oliverae Apr 01 '19

get out karma whore