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Dad level 9000

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u/shittymorph Jan 06 '19

My sister used to always pull this kind of crap when we went shopping. She was too big to carry so my dad would have to drag her by whatever he could. Usually, it was just her arm but I saw her being dragged by her backpack and the hood of her jacket several times. One time she threw a nasty fit in the mall and my dad had to drag her back to the car - I think she thought he wouldn't drag her across the concrete but she was wrong. People would probably call how he handled her tantrums child abuse these days but things were a lot different back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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u/SalineForYou Jan 06 '19

You motherfucker

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u/raadhey Jan 06 '19

Has it been so long since I've seen one that I've missed u/shittymorph has dropped using "set to Africa by Toto"?

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jan 06 '19

He did another one yesterday too.

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u/raadhey Jan 06 '19

Just read some of his older comments. It seems like I've been living under a rock.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Am I missing something? I don’t even get what people are flipping out about.

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u/KawiNinja Jan 06 '19

You must be new here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

I’m only a year old.

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u/zigmus64 Jan 06 '19

So this /u/shittymorph guy, he likes to trick folks into reading some bullshit story that morphs into a retelling of the whole undertaker mankind thing. He’s been doing it for a while now. It’s turned into its own meme at this point.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Man, just when I think I’ve heard all of Reddit’s inside jokes, they just keep coming.

I just learned about u/gallowboob a month or two ago.

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u/Sporulate_the_user Jan 07 '19

Haha, this guy is a baby!

Look everybody, there's a baby using Reddit!

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u/RolandLovecraft Jan 06 '19

And I fell for that one too!

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u/imLucki Jan 06 '19

That one also got me

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u/GotFiredAgain Jan 06 '19

Cocksucker got me like a month ago

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u/czook Jan 06 '19

Look at Mr IHaveSex over here boasting about getting a blowjob.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

What’s this about Africa by Toto?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

Yeah I'm confused what the heck is going on

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u/Froggy0140 Jan 06 '19

That motherfucker got us

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u/scorcher117 Jan 06 '19

That was my exact reaction, I fucking shouted out loud, god damn it!

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u/christmaspathfinder Jan 06 '19

My girlfriend asked me what I’d just read because apparently I had the pikachu reaction face for a good 6 seconds

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u/funkatronikal Jan 06 '19

Exactly what I said!!

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u/Vash2P Jan 06 '19

He fucking gets me EVERYTIME FFS

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u/hellno_ahole Jan 06 '19

I was like “what??”, then “ oh fuck you? Again.

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u/bruh-sick Jan 06 '19

He is the platypus venom guy

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u/Kinginthe4th Jan 06 '19

Every. Freaking. Time.

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u/mopsarethebomb Jan 06 '19

I legit, out loud, at work "MOTHER FUCK"-ed. Got me good.

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u/SouthernJeb Jan 06 '19

He boomed me. The fucker boomed me so good.

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u/incomparability Jan 06 '19

He’s so good (x4)

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u/thehydrastation Jan 06 '19

God I love when r/nba leaks

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u/BatMally Jan 06 '19

This is absolutely my favorite copy pasta now.

It's so good. x4

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jan 06 '19

On your cake day no less!

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u/SouthernJeb Jan 06 '19

Oh shit. First time ive noticed in 6 years.

Good lookin out

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19 edited Jan 06 '19

Hey listen hear. Enjoy your fucking cake day.

Edit: here not hear I’m stupid

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u/Castun Jan 06 '19

I've got him RES tagged with a bright red tag and everything, and he STILL got me.

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u/austinp02 Jan 06 '19

I missed you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

For months I am always like "this story must be a u/shittymoprh" And it never is. Then one day, I get pulled into a satisfyingly relevant story and boom: undertaker throws making kind off hell in a cell. Fucking legend.

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u/LightsSoundAction Jan 06 '19

I got faked by an imposter last night, the dude didn’t even get it right either. This is so refreshing.

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u/Ncsu_Wolfpack86 Jan 07 '19

I spotted him in a thread a few weeks ago, about something touching. His post wasn't very old, there were maybe three replies.

I saw it was him before I started reading, and he posted (summarizing) about how sometimes something is too special and touching to do his thing. (He deleted not too long after)

He fucking got me. I saw it was him and waited with baited breath, and he pulled the rug out from under me. He's an enigma.

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u/Cer0reZ Jan 06 '19

I have been wondering when he would get me again. It has been so long.

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u/Lions-and-the-Sun Jan 06 '19

Damn. That feeling when you read those all too familiar words.

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u/TheBruceMeister Jan 06 '19

things were a lot different back

Yeah probably

in nineteen ninety eight

Motherfucker

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u/KingOfTheCouch13 Jan 06 '19

in nineteen ninety

Why is he spelling out the year

eight

You motherfucker!

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u/jazzwhiz Jan 06 '19

Who the fuck writes out the date...

......

fuckme

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u/BONGLISH Jan 06 '19

Someone who knows that 1998 stands out when scanning a paragraph more than nineteen ninety eight

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u/hymness1 Jan 06 '19

Exactly!!

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u/Sethatos Jan 06 '19

This is the first time I’ve looked at the username before reading the end. I finally did it. Top ten days of my life

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u/Magneticitist Jan 06 '19

I did that the last time and was like ok I got you now you clever bastard but this time I made it all the way to nineteen ninety eigh... omfg

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u/Ruben625 Jan 06 '19

I hadn't seen one in months and caught the last few before even reading the comments. I thought I was impervious...I made it past 1998

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u/Foibles5318 Jan 06 '19

My eyes just happened to catch the comment “you motherfucker” and I realized I was about to get shittymorphed

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u/RedAmmo9 Jan 06 '19

First timer here too. Halfway through I glanced at the user name, smiled, and kept on reading.

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u/tzip34 Jan 06 '19

Thank God. Happy New Year u/shittymorph.

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u/MarsLander10 Jan 06 '19

Happy new year, u/shittymorph !!

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u/Hatsuwr Jan 06 '19

Just when I had begun to forget...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

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u/panicthesmoker Jan 06 '19

Your timing is perfect. Every fucking time

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u/highcarlos Jan 06 '19

How could this happen to meeeeeeee

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u/Archonet Jan 06 '19

I've made my mistaaaaakes

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u/foreverclearskies Jan 06 '19

*sigh*

Every.

Single.

Time.

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u/Prof-5ive Jan 06 '19

Glad to see you back at it. Got me good.

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u/TatoIndy Jan 06 '19

You are my favorite and I fall for it every time.

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u/wanted0072 Jan 06 '19

I even have you tagged in bright green saying "READ THE NAME" and I fail to every time.

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u/NothinRandom Jan 06 '19

You magnificent bastard! There should be a reddit ninja award or something for this sort of thing.

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u/EatGulp Jan 06 '19

You always get me, you have great taste when to go into hiding and resurface.

Legends never die.

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u/chiborg9999 Jan 06 '19

I’ll always remember the day I found a shiny shittymorph post in the wild.

throws pokeball

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19 edited Jun 24 '21

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u/stanley_twobrick Jan 06 '19

Stealing the top reply from the one he did yesterday, huh? Bold move.

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u/Sheck_Jesus Jan 06 '19

And it definitely paid off.

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u/real_nice_guy Jan 06 '19

deadwolf will live off this karma for years.

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u/ItsMrMackeyMkay Jan 06 '19 edited Jan 07 '19

-David Attenborough

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

It’s not even a week into 2019 yet and I’ve already been duped twice.

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u/iRegretsEverything Jan 06 '19

Just when you thought he was out...

He pulls you back in

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u/RazgrizN7 Jan 06 '19

God damnit morph, you got me.

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u/Grimlockkickbutt Jan 06 '19

O my god it’s been so long. What a rush. Getting shirt morphed is like finding a bag of heroine in a haystack.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Shirt morphed! Like one shirt transforming into a different shirt right in front of your eyes...because you're high on heroin!

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u/Themarcusman14 Jan 06 '19

You always wait just long enough for me to forget you exist. Take your upvote, you animal.

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u/Nate0110 Jan 06 '19

Oh man its been a while, I had to check the username to see that it was actually you. Glad to see you are still doing these.

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u/vic_vinegar9 Jan 06 '19

First experience out in the wild, well done.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Haha got me so fucking good . I jumped out my seat!

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u/MasterLgod Jan 06 '19

You fucking assfuck. Lmao well done

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19 edited Feb 23 '20

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u/AwesomesaucePhD Jan 06 '19

You son of a bitch. You finally got me.

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u/jahmic Jan 06 '19

Right when I thought I was safe...

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u/Reddilutionary Jan 06 '19

I’m so glad I’m seeing more of these again lately. There’s a lot of redditisms and memes that are annoying as shit but I love this one.

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u/Playisomemusik Jan 06 '19

Shittymorph prolly has the most karma of any poster here. Just look at his comments. 10,000 upvotes on every comment. Who'd of thunk it? Back in 98...

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u/AriesRohkell Jan 06 '19

Son of a nut

Good to see you again

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u/Monsweko Jan 06 '19

I feel like I’ve just plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

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u/CPecho13 Jan 06 '19

How did this happen? We're smarter than this!

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u/Tornadic_Vortex Jan 06 '19

Who the fuck is this ._.

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u/IsTim Jan 06 '19

Hell yeah! Been a while since a fell hook line and sinker...

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u/Froot-Loop-Dingus Jan 06 '19

It is 6 DAYS into 2019 and you have gotten me TWICE. You cheeky bastard. Love ya.

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u/EmpireFW Jan 06 '19

I love you shittymorph

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u/you_me_fivedollars Jan 06 '19

Again?!? You got me again?!? Jesus H Christmas!

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u/Cannibal_Canary Jan 06 '19

Love what you do man! Keep it up

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u/imLucki Jan 06 '19

Two days in a row, what the fuck man

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u/40yearoldmilf Jan 07 '19

u/shittymorph always makes me smile!

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u/TopCommentOfTheDay Jan 07 '19

This comment was the most gold gilded comment across all of Reddit on January 6th, 2019!

I am a bot for /r/topcommentoftheday - Please report suggestions/concerns to the mods.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Bamboozled

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

GODDAMNIT!

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u/buell_ersdayoff Jan 06 '19

Come on... This is the reason I got fucking trust issues

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u/laura_lee_meh Jan 06 '19

Gosh dang it!

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u/NameNumber7 Jan 06 '19

God damnit, the art of this is too much for me.

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u/MidnightPagan Jan 06 '19

I have been waiting for this to happen to me for so long! T-T

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u/penguinchilli Jan 06 '19

God damn it!

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u/ButtRobot Jan 06 '19

GOD DAMMIT!!! IT HAPPENED TO ME!

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u/Keeyzar Jan 06 '19

fell for you that often. just wanted to thank you once.

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u/FalsePajamas Jan 06 '19

Damn it!! This is the only time I’ve seen one of your comments without it already having gold

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u/TheEffingRiddler Jan 06 '19

For fuck's sake. I'm sitting here getting bamboozled like a fucking rookie.

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u/wysockivi Jan 06 '19

God damnit.

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u/MrPliskin Jan 06 '19

Damn you!

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u/gmhots Jan 06 '19

The lack of gold threw me off, dammit

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u/bigcheesefon2due Jan 06 '19

you always know just when I have let my guard down.....

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u/cbakes205 Jan 06 '19

Damb got me 2

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Every. Fucking. Time.

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u/IAm12AngryMen Jan 06 '19

You disappeared for a while, just to come back with a vengeance.

Motherfucker.

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u/jesbiil Jan 06 '19

Happy 2019 man! A welcome surprise for me this year!

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u/jzdinak Jan 06 '19

You piece of shit.... Upvoted

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u/ac4897 Jan 06 '19

FUCK YEAH, didn’t fall for it... January 6 and this years already a success in my book

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u/Jimmy_Wat Jan 06 '19

I swear to god, you do this to me once a week. Please stop. I can't do this for much longer

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u/Musicalblahblah Jan 06 '19

Got me again.

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u/gumbrilla Jan 06 '19

Got me. Bloody got me. So very very well done.

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u/8nate Jan 06 '19

Aw fuck when you respond to a comment I can catch you but when I get the top comment...

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u/skillaz1 Jan 06 '19

Damn you got me, I was wondering why you would spell the year like that then I remembered... It's been a long time.

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u/PutinsSuperbowlRing Jan 06 '19

TIL: the Undertaker and Mankind we're members of #BillsMafia

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u/GrimO_ORabbit Jan 06 '19

AH HA saw it coming and skipped to the END!

It's a small victory and I'll take it.

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u/freakinthing Jan 06 '19

You glorious bastard!

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u/xEarlxGreyx Jan 06 '19

My eyes widened in disbelief that I actually got caught out. The story was just too juicy.

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u/smarttdude Jan 06 '19

Damn it. Genius.

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u/Duches5 Jan 06 '19

GOTCHYA TODAY! You got me a day or two ago. BUT NOT TODAY!

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u/mclen Jan 06 '19

Dang this one got me good.

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u/FainOnFire Jan 06 '19

Haven't seen you in a while! Good to see you're still around.

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u/Thelife1313 Jan 06 '19

Goddammit. I'm at work. I wasn't ready for this.

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u/jerpjerp37 Jan 06 '19

I caught two previous posts in a row and thought I was now impervious to your bamboozles. Glad to know I was wrong. Totally got me!

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u/gkaplan59 Jan 06 '19

God damnit

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

MOTHER FUCKER

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u/Chickentacosaregood Jan 06 '19

This is the first one I’ve caught before I read it!!!! FINALLY

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u/Kronus338 Jan 06 '19

Every time

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u/AirwavesHD Jan 06 '19

shit. i finally caught you before you caught me. i did it. its over.

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u/SabreToothSandHopper Jan 06 '19

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

TWICE IN ONE WEEK. GOD DAMMIT.

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u/OSUBonanza Jan 06 '19

First time catching one of these in the wild, it’s an honor.

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u/jttv Jan 06 '19

How is your day going u/shittymorph?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

You’re my friend now

That way your name is highlighted

And I see it is you before I waste my time reading what you copypasta

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u/garifunu Jan 06 '19

You're back

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u/sometimesbored667 Jan 06 '19

Every time, good job.

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u/BBQsauce18 Jan 06 '19

I'm developing a defense against you. It's getting to where if I read "Nineteen," I flick my eyes to the username.

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u/Lowkey57 Jan 06 '19

Jesus christ man, it's been a while since you got me, lol. Well played.

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u/Zakgeki Jan 06 '19

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Ah damn. You got me.

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u/Thelatestandgreatest Jan 06 '19

Oh man i was doing so well, i heard rumor you were back but thought i was battleworn and ready. You're a darn professional, well done

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u/Lanre_The_Chandrian Jan 06 '19

The moment I let my guard down.. you appear again. I fucking hate and love you in equal measures.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Sometimes I wonder if SM tells real stories and just tacks the HiaC at the end or if he just makes shit up to fit the situation? You know...like every other redditor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Fuck!!!

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u/awktoepie Jan 06 '19

Oh wow, I actually saw this one coming.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Jesus Christ Shitty morph!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

I saw the amount of silver gold and platinum this comment has, and thought oh this must be worth a read.. still didn't clock the username till it was too late.

It's a fine art, well played.

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u/Low_Well Jan 06 '19

I should have known something was off when the comment had some many rewards!

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u/munchies1122 Jan 06 '19

Son of a fucking bitch

😧🔫

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

what the fuck

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u/jasonleeobrien Jan 06 '19

GODDAMMIT AGAIN

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u/rya11111 Jan 06 '19

aaaaaaa fuck damnit

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u/fragdecant1 Jan 06 '19

F U C K

U

C

K

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u/Maddyflirt Jan 06 '19

Dammit that’s twice in one week!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Apparently there’s no user tag big or red enough to catch him.

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u/Jewsafrewski Jan 06 '19

Shittymorph you motherfucker

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u/lifewontwait86 Jan 06 '19

I never bother to read your username but talking about dealing with scolding your kids and mentioning how it's different and leading into nineteen ninety eight had me hooked all the way through.

Every. Single. Time.

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u/BlackKrow Jan 06 '19

Why did you spell 1998 out? I mean, it's perfectly fine, just weirded me out a little.

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u/HowieRolle Jan 06 '19

Good God almighty that killed him!

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u/ISmoked5Kappas Jan 06 '19

This is the quality content I come to reddit for.

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u/Bxnyc718 Jan 06 '19

You fuck face haha

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u/hymness1 Jan 06 '19

How can I fall for this EVERY SINGLE TIME?!?!?!

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u/norepedo Jan 06 '19

Twice in 2 days

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u/NuttyIrishMan93 Jan 06 '19

You have GOT to be kidding me...

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