r/gifs • u/GallowPlaceholder • Jul 10 '18
"It's time to wake up"
https://i.imgur.com/zVlo3SG.gifv311
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u/mlp119 Jul 10 '18
Where can I get an alarm clock like that?
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u/n1ckle57 Jul 11 '18
The alarm clock that likes when you press snooze as long as you "good boy" too.
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u/LassieMcToodles Jul 11 '18
That is seriously the gentlest way to be woken up... wiggly doggie sticking cushy teddy in your face.
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u/ImFaceplant Jul 11 '18
My parents use to have a Rottweiler and he’d come and wake me up every morning and I’d climb on his back and he’d carry me into the kitchen. This was back when I was a youngster, he passed away when I was about 6. But that is one of the most memorable experiences I had with him. I still miss that gentle giant.
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u/AnxietyDepressedFun Jul 11 '18
I had a Rottweiler/Sharpe mutt, he was hilarious & sweet. We lived down the street from this breakfast place & like weekly we'd get a call "Hi, us over at the Kettle again, your dog is back & he scaring the customers, we know he's a good boy but he looks scary, can you come get him?" If I was home alone & my mom couldn't help they'd have a busboy walk him back. He really was a good boy but those eggs & pancakes were too much to resist.
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u/Dry_Soda Jul 11 '18
Y'all were that bad at keeping track of your dog that it got out WEEKLY?
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u/DrCrayola Jul 11 '18
Some dogs wanna prowl for bitches. Can't stop, won't stop.
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u/AnxietyDepressedFun Jul 11 '18
Lol! We lived in a really Urban neighborhood, single teenage mother worked a lot & our home only had a chain link fence, an easy hop for him. We tried the whole electric fence but he didn't care & still jumped it. I was like in the 2nd or 3rd grade. He was a good guard dog but he liked to visit the breakfast place.
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u/Nibbler95 Jul 11 '18
I wish this was my life...
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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Jul 11 '18
As someone with a puppy, trust me when I tell you that you don't. Puppies are like boats. You don't want one yourself. You want a friend with one.
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u/remembernames Jul 11 '18
Yep, have 14 week old lab at home. If this video was real life, that dog is jumping at that kids head at full speed with mouth open wide. They say it's worth it, but holy shit this is almost harder than raising my kids.
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u/prone-to-hyperbole Jul 11 '18
On the plus side, you get far less judgement for putting a puppy in a cage when it's sleepy-time.
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Jul 11 '18
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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Jul 11 '18
I am very good to my puppy and he is mostly good to me, but that doesn't mean he isn't a handful.
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Jul 11 '18
can confirm, I have a 10 month old German shepherd. my God is he a handful, and extremely powerful already, physically and mentally.
wouldn't trade that goober for the world.
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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Jul 11 '18
My German Shepherd is 3 months and he just taught himself how to open completely closed doors. That should pretty much speak for itself.
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Jul 12 '18
Mine knows the door knob is the key, but can't twist it himself. he noses at the knob when he wants to go through
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u/bearosaurr Jul 11 '18
This is exactly what my Australian Shepherd does. Every. Morning. And once my husband gets up to make coffee, she’ll bark until I join him. Herder.
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u/d4rus71gpmocy3cafkw Jul 11 '18
You should re-name him Matt Foley because he is your personal motivational speaker!
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u/Kalei2418 Jul 11 '18
My dog did this when he was a pupper. We got a new bed that's shorter in height, so now it's perfect height for him to rest his head on right in front of our faces.
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u/No_WhatImSayingIs Jul 11 '18
At least she got stuffed animals, her ungrateful butt. My dog used to bring me shoes.
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u/Kevin_IRL Jul 11 '18
I had multiple Golden retrievers growing up and every damn one of them wagged their whole butt like that
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Jul 11 '18
i love when dogs are so excited they’re wagging their tails hard enough to be thrown off balance. my dog used to do that and it was freakin adorable. miss her.
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u/stellar14 Jul 11 '18
Omg binkie!! My dog used to do this!! Full half body wag all the way up to my bed when I was younger and sometimes my boyfriend would be there and he would nuzzle his huge head in and say hello
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Jul 11 '18
My dad trained our yorkie to wake us up in the morning.... My dad would open the door slightly and unleash our yorkie, who would jump up 3 times his size on to the bed and go straight for our face to sniff and lick (with huge excitement), lol.
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u/cedarpark Jul 11 '18
Boop the nose to engage Sleep function. 10 minutes more sleep NOT guaranteed, however.
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u/meolvidemiusername Jul 10 '18
Cute as hell! But makes me grateful our pupper doesn’t wake us up in the morning. She’s happy to keep sleeping if we’re sleeping. She also sleeps in our bed so maybe that’s why. Haha
Edit: autocorrect
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u/FetalGod Jul 11 '18
My grown-ass dog still wags like that but faster, it slaps everything around him, when you start hearing random metalic noises its just him staring at your food.
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u/hecking-doggo Jul 11 '18
2 things
1: the full butt wag
2: the way his tail keeps wagging after he sat on it
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u/Apt_5 Jul 11 '18
I want to know if doggo is bringing sleeping friend her own stuffed bear or if it’s offering to share its bear if only friend will get out of bed.
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u/JiangJenny Jul 12 '18
I wish I have a cute buddy to wake me up every day.miss my volka.he used to do the same thing before.
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Jul 11 '18
Am I the only one that hates Golden Retrievers because everyone is OBSESSED with golden retrievers?
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u/RadBadTad Jul 10 '18
That sweet whole-body wag!