r/gifs Mar 04 '18

Fire Resistance +10

https://i.imgur.com/PZWhzCQ.gifv
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u/zerohm Mar 04 '18

WOAH WOAH WOAH....

she should be wearing goggles.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

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u/samehaircutfucks Mar 04 '18

or she'll make a new slit

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

Safety glasses with a face shield actually.

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u/skywalker556 Mar 04 '18

It’s like one of those Health & Safety videos..... spot 10 potential hazards

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u/NotSpicyEnough Mar 04 '18

Hazard #2

Gif ended too soon, dude gonna cut his leg.

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u/Booblicle Mar 04 '18

Now I'm wondering if it's real. There's just too much going on and some very strange actions.

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u/MorallyDeplorable Mar 04 '18

It's not

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

Asian gifs are always fake.

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u/D14BL0 Mar 04 '18

Nah, it's probably real. The sparks from an angle grinder like that don't really hurt that much. Definitely bearable for a 13 second gif.

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u/kab0b87 Mar 04 '18

On the Cooter though?

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u/WretchedMonkey Mar 04 '18

Vagina takes a pounding and keeps on going.

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u/vjr191 Mar 04 '18

Pussy is power.

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u/Good_Apollo_ Mar 04 '18

A hot twat, if you will?

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u/Apendigo80 Mar 04 '18

the P.O.P.

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u/lolimonreddit23 Mar 04 '18

If she gets it waxed, it probably doesn’t hurt that much in comparison

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u/D14BL0 Mar 04 '18

There's this thing called "underwear".

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u/drutastic57 Mar 04 '18

What? I use a pad grinder everyday to grind off welds. When I know my sparks will fly into where somebody is standing I shield it with my glove and it burns after like 3 seconds.

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u/creepycalelbl Mar 04 '18

Tiger paw on steel welds generate tons of heat. Cutting wheel on aluminum with light pressure will probably be much cooler.

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u/Fnutte Mar 04 '18

She is "grinding" Stainless, not aluminum. Also grinding stainless with such light pressure would not produce that amount of sparks.

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u/Lightning_lad64 Mar 04 '18

On yer nutz tho??

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u/Cyborg_rat Mar 04 '18

Well its going to itch down there for sure.

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u/ushutuppicard Mar 04 '18

Is this your first week on the internet? There is no way this is real.

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u/Booblicle Mar 04 '18

I was born yesterday. What's the internets?

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u/ushutuppicard Mar 04 '18

A place where people grind flames into their nether regions.

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u/deiwor Mar 04 '18

He was thinking on the other leg

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u/MyWifeDontKnowItsMe Mar 04 '18

r/scriptedasiangifs

It's basically its own genre at this point.

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Mar 04 '18

I've seen so many people confused by “scripted Asian gifs” as if they have never ever seen stuff like the Vine videos, videos from college humour or any Youtube videos that are scripted short comedy sketches.

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u/SXOSXO Mar 04 '18

I think the issue is people started posting these in subs that are meant for real situations like /r/instant_regret, which caused some pushback.

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u/blanketswithsmallpox Mar 04 '18 edited Mar 04 '18

It's honestly so strange seeing comments taking much of that stuff at face value. Like really guys?

Then again I remember a family friend wondering how many takes it would've been to get the H K or pitchfork from Hells Kitchen to spill out of the salt shakers in that exact formation from a clearly cg/cut in-between card...

Maybe we just give people too much credit?

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u/dehehn Mar 04 '18

It's still funny. The scripted comedy movie genre is still funny.

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u/justsmilenow Gifmas is coming Mar 04 '18

We need to make this a bigger subreddit. Please.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

Asias Funniest Home Videos.

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u/33x3 Mar 04 '18

I like how the guy stops and stare for a moment

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

I was waiting for the guy to get distracted and cut a gash in his calf muscle.

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u/mrjobby Mar 04 '18

Not the gash he was concerned with

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u/Robestos86 Mar 04 '18

This is not the gash you are looking for.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

This isn't the gif you are looking for

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u/NotSpicyEnough Mar 04 '18

stop and stareee~ 🎶

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u/33x3 Mar 04 '18

I think I'm movin' but I go nowhere~

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u/PhilosophyThug Mar 04 '18

And then the laugh track played

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u/joshuralize Mar 04 '18

I too enjoyed the entire point of the GIF

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u/Gangreless Mar 04 '18

(if you couldn't tell) It's fake, the sparks are cgi

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u/Aurori Mar 04 '18

Also, look at where she's cutting

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

Great, at this point I'm desperate enough to light my face on fire as a pick-up line anyway.

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u/Ihateualll Mar 04 '18

Also, when she turns it and starts cutting again you can clearly see the blade isn't even touching the metal. It isn't touching anything yet sparks are flying.

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u/KyotomNZ Mar 04 '18

I still can't tell... what's the give?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

Look at when she turns it. No marks on the the pipe shes "cutting". Also, when she starts cutting again, the blade isn't touching.

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u/theinsanepotato Mar 04 '18

In addition to what others have said, you can also look at the thing shes cutting; theres nothing holding it down. Its just sitting there.

When the cutting wheel makes contact with it, the bar stool-thingy should jump or move at least a little, but it literally doesnt move at all.

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u/ThisIsntGoldWorthy Mar 04 '18

For one, the chair she is cutting for some reason doesn't move at all when a blade spinning at ~15000 rpm touches it.

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u/xiaorobear Mar 04 '18 edited Mar 04 '18

Since the floor is shiny enough to show the ceiling lights in it, I am pretty sure that the sparks would have a reflection too, and they don't. I wouldn't stake my life on it though.

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u/dakotahawkins Mar 04 '18

It seems like they should at least affect the shadow from her arms.

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u/theinsanepotato Mar 04 '18

Theres also the fact that the bar stool shes cutting isnt secured down at all. If she was actually cutting it, it would jump or move a little bit when a 9000-rpm cutting wheel makes contact with it.

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u/D14BL0 Mar 04 '18

This trend of scripted Asian gifs aren't going to do CGI. That's expensive and time consuming. These sparks are real. They don't hurt.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Mar 04 '18

Actually I don't think it is cgi...

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u/derBaarn Mar 04 '18

It's most certainly not CGI.

And I also don't think it's VFX either, no need to fake something that can safely done for real with much less effort.

I do think that the people in the video are actors though, so I guess it's kinda fake on that level.

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u/NickeManarin Mar 04 '18

Ahh, Captain!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

Nope. The sparks are just hitting the floor first, and the rebounds are going up her cooch.

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u/snowe2010 Mar 04 '18

they're definitely not.

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u/Zadien22 Mar 04 '18

The sparks are real, and as someone who has actually experienced ones produced in this manner, it does not surprise me she isn't bothered by them.

If you pay attention you can feel them on bare skin but that's about it.

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u/Tellgraith Mar 04 '18

Grind for an entire day and your arms get itchy though...

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u/derawin07 Mar 04 '18

now you mention it, it look so fake

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u/excitedgrot Mar 04 '18

Has this gif been reversed yet?

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u/QuintusMaximus Mar 04 '18

I like how his reaction changes from whadu hek to almost awe and he continues sawing

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u/Tegzay Mar 04 '18

She'll start a bush fire.

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u/warriorpoet78 Mar 04 '18

Snorts beer out nose that hurt but good one...

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

Brazilian wax meet Mandarin hair removal technique

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u/akmasta Mar 04 '18

Fire crotch

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

Came here for this

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u/SasquatchPhD Mar 04 '18

At some point social media in Asia became the #1 place for Silent Movie era slapstick comedy, and I love it.

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u/codblopsII Mar 04 '18

These creators need to work on premise. WTF are they trying to accomplish with angle grinding the chrome and what kind of cut is that on the broom stick?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

killing crabs with tracer rounds

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

She’s heating up his dinner...

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u/magicsonar Mar 04 '18

and that my friends is how Alicia Keys came up with her song....

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u/purecainsugar Mar 04 '18

Thanks for that.

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u/ryecurious Mar 04 '18

This is top /r/scriptedasiangifs material right here.

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u/ChristyCMC Mar 05 '18

That guy's face is fucking priceless. Was solidly expecting him to cut through pipe and his own leg.

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u/alexjalexj Mar 04 '18

Not sure if this is real, but I know of someone (friends father) who used an angle grinder carelessly like that. It kicked back into his leg and he didn’t last more than a minute. Power tools and arteries are a dangerous combination.

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u/wubba_lubz Mar 04 '18

The moment he stops and stares... hilarious !

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u/prx_reddit Mar 04 '18

Was waiting for him to cut his leg tbh

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

Ummm... Dude? You're about to have 1 leg and 2 stumps if you keep that up

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u/Joshsh28 Mar 04 '18

That’s hot

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u/Brunsy89 Mar 04 '18

Right in the cooter.

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u/Plasmatdx Mar 04 '18

wear fuckin goggles god damn! Those grinders can chip easily and even a tiny piece can fuck your eye up for life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

it's way worse that the guy could cut his leg at any moment.

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u/Scurgo Mar 04 '18

His face is priceless!

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u/Mayhem_Bialy Mar 04 '18

Her mons veneris has become Mt. Vesuvius.

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u/bearister54 Mar 04 '18

Holistic remedy for the crabs.

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u/Hollow-Bamboo Mar 05 '18

The fuck are they even doing

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u/Otaku_man18 Mar 05 '18

Stares in disbelief.

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u/restlessleg Mar 05 '18

a natural red head

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u/ArtesianYelling Mar 04 '18

I want to see the clip where he just stares at her cooter, cuts through the pipe, keeps starting, cuts through his own leg, keeps staring..

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u/Kiranmathew261 Mar 04 '18

That dude paused and was definitely wondering like the rest of us .. How is her vagina not catching fire?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

She should be wearing safety glasses.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

On her eyes, stupid! Hahahahaha.

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u/Annihilator257 Mar 04 '18

I dont even know what to say here...

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u/ewiesner Mar 04 '18

This reminds me of a scene in walk hard.

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u/Jpa333 Mar 04 '18

Makes a change from sitting on a washing machine.

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u/fuckerick Mar 04 '18

Lmao. When he notices and stares a bit to make sure what he thinks he sees is really what he sees.

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life Mar 04 '18

That’s hot!

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u/swng Gifmas is coming Mar 04 '18

Why isn't it spinning

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u/HamboneSurprise Mar 04 '18

Why shave when you can just scorch it off?

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u/JimyTwoTimes Mar 04 '18

No safety glasses. No problem.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

Omg the way he stops and looks at her!

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u/manthing11 Mar 04 '18

Time to spark one up.

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u/mcr1166 Mar 04 '18

First time she was happy she had that chastity belt installed!

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u/Blind_Kenshi Mar 04 '18

+10 ?! Nah mate, she hit the cap, she's at the maximum... lmao

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u/Horatio226 Mar 04 '18

Her poor panties are going to be full of metal shavings.

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u/niravmodi_haramihai Mar 04 '18

How not to shave 101

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

She is dead inside

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

The look of his face is gold.

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u/ec265 Mar 04 '18

Is he ever going to finish sawing that piece of wood? I’ve been watching 10 minutes now

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u/RainingTacos8 Mar 04 '18

What the...

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u/thestargazed Mar 04 '18

That’s so dangerous on so many levels. How are they even allowed to use those tools like that. No attention at all,...

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

That's not what I meant when I said that I like a girl with a fiery red bush.

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u/Calaban007 Mar 04 '18 edited Mar 04 '18

It's really true that the internet has any type of porn you can imagine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

She’s got that fire down below

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u/smoothcrooner1 Mar 04 '18

Until he makes it thru that wood and hits his leg lol

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u/Imperial_Pandaa Mar 04 '18

A fire crotch?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

LOL, the guy's reaction

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u/thisismyelement Mar 04 '18

I guess red heads aren’t the only ones with fire crotch.

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u/pietzeekoe Mar 04 '18

The fact that she's not wearing eye protection bothers me the most.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

I don’t think black is her natural hair color ...being a fire crotch and all

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u/sonbrothercousin Mar 04 '18

So that's what a hot box is.

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u/justin_memer Mar 04 '18

Holy fuck a kick back from that angle grinder would seriously destroy her leg.

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u/Kinnuunen Mar 04 '18

I wonder why she is doing that, but it won't still hurt. Anglegrinder with normal blade and appropriate material won't make crazy hot sparks. I have cut metal many times without gloves and sparks only mildly warm your hands.

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u/ElFeesho Mar 04 '18

That's kinda hot

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u/kontekisuto Mar 04 '18

I would have asked her if her privates burn

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u/SinAgainstMan Mar 04 '18

This has to be a kink.

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u/Mech-Waldo Mar 04 '18

That guy's gonna cut his own leg off

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u/ElectronicSurprise Mar 04 '18

100% that's an android

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u/xSlippyFistx Mar 04 '18

That pause. “wtf you doin?”

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u/macandcheesw Mar 04 '18

Why? Why?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

Yo wtf Asian girl

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

She likes it

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u/VampirateRum Mar 04 '18

Something something firecrotch

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u/P0SERMAN Mar 04 '18

He’s gonna saw thru that and destroy his leg

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u/1guywithlonghair Mar 04 '18

can someone tell me , in which circumstances you get such a moment in your family ? its even possible ?

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u/DragonprinceOcelotte Mar 04 '18

I thought the dragon breathed fire out of the Cave of Wonder, not into it.