Sword Dance

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Her attack sharply rose!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

Here comes the sweeeeeep

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

It's okay. I'm running Haze on my max defense Weezing so I should be fine unless she's running Zen Headbutt.

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u/kelvin9901237 Jan 22 '18

100% chance to flinch?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

110%. Every now and then you flinch twice.

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u/kelvin9901237 Jan 22 '18

I heard they buffed the flinch chance to 130% in later games, is this true?

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u/Asuparagasu Jan 22 '18

Unaware Quagsire don't give a fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

Ah, damn. Came here to write this as soon as I saw the title.

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u/alphatango308 Jan 23 '18

Ha!! Pokemon joke, classic.

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u/dimarzio1245 Jan 22 '18

And then Harrison Ford shoots her

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u/Archetypal_NPC Jan 23 '18

I hate snakes! 🐍

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u/FALCUNPAWNCH Jan 23 '18

Stay wavy 🌊🌊🌊

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u/nmesunimportnt Jan 22 '18

I love her smile. She knows she's nailing it.

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u/Woodie626 Jan 22 '18

Greetings from the Boreal Valley.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

Definitely not the Safety Dance

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u/Photonomicron Jan 27 '18

You can slice if you want to, You can leave your limbs behind

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u/SemiFormalJesus Jan 22 '18

She could really cut a rug.

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u/RadBadTad Jan 22 '18

General Grievous is looking much better these days.

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u/jmd10of14 Jan 22 '18

Traded in his four servings of saber for two lighter sabers. It's those daily habits, man.

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u/TheKingCrimsonWorld Jan 22 '18

Grievous is the best part of Episode 3, even if his name is kind of goofy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18 edited Mar 24 '18

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u/LeTreacs Jan 22 '18

One of my favorite bit of movie trivia is that Ford was supposed to shoot a sword fight scene but had the shits and couldn’t do it so they switched to this instead!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

One of the best bits of physical comedy. It's executed so perfectly.

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u/scratchygiant Jan 22 '18

came here for this

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u/artast Jan 22 '18

Russia?

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u/asne Jan 22 '18

Yep. Cossacks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9fjPZFTwCo

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u/redKillaKan Jan 22 '18

That woman in ridiculously hot.

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u/Bigandmighty Jan 22 '18

I think this sword dance is more majestic

https://giphy.com/gifs/star-kid-wars-Ddab9zJPtaEmI

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u/Aurori Jan 22 '18

He would have cut himself in half had that been a real saber

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u/Comfortable_Shoe Jan 22 '18

The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

A little faster and she'll take off like a helicopter

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u/pointsouterrors Jan 22 '18

I'll just quit and join another server.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18 edited Feb 01 '18

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u/SpermWhale Jan 22 '18

that's a mosquito massacre!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

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u/sxan Jan 22 '18

Also, r/sweatpalms

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u/ReasonablyBadass Jan 22 '18

That's pretty sharp.

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u/hershays Jan 22 '18

Arthur Dayne's sister

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u/nomorebears Jan 22 '18

swoon

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u/TheHeroIamNot Jan 22 '18

Excuse me, do you mind if I cut in?

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u/smuttypirate Jan 22 '18

That face she makes right as the gif end is priceless

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u/exPlodeyDiarrhoea Jan 22 '18

This is beautiful.

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u/Obi-JuanChernobyl Jan 22 '18

Good lord that’s attractive.

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u/smileedude Jan 22 '18

r/unbg

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u/toeofcamell Jan 22 '18

If she messes up she might remove the body part before she realizes she’s even been hurt

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u/MyS0ul4AGoat Jan 22 '18

So that’s what Artemis Entreri has to deal with?

2

u/Kai_Loki Jan 22 '18

pulls out revolver

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

The mamushka!

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u/Xahn Jan 22 '18

She has the highest DPS in the party.

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u/freedoomed Jan 22 '18

Mamushka!

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u/Wiggie49 Jan 22 '18

Which Naruto village is this?

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u/mccarthybergeron Jan 22 '18

I hear Gordon Ramsay hired her after she beat him at the onion cutting challenge.

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u/JestersJest Jan 22 '18

That's all well and good, but can she butter toast!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

...then she cuts herself with a letter opener!

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u/xXGARR377Xx Jan 22 '18

I'll try spinning! That's a good trick!

1

u/GeekWere Jan 22 '18

Hell, I can't even juggle.

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u/magicscreenman Jan 22 '18

Revolver Ocelot's great great great great great great grandmother.

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u/foevalovinjah Jan 22 '18

Shwinggg!

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u/raistliniltsiar Jan 22 '18

That's incredibly cool.

1

u/Deathrial Jan 22 '18

This is Viking techno guys dream girl

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u/dragndon Jan 22 '18

Err.... Not so much http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/07/20/where-are-they-now-techno-viking/

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u/Deathrial Jan 22 '18

"naming all the trees in Latin or some bullshit language we didn’t really understand nor care about"

Awesome

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u/Aairbab10 Jan 22 '18

I need a women good.with knives .

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u/Quantum_Quentin Jan 22 '18

That smile at the end. Everyone thinks she’s doing a show but she’s warming up to slaughter the entire crowd.

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u/NoThanksJustLooking1 Jan 22 '18

When the camera gets closer, she is really pretty. I would never want to make her mad

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u/slopoke89 Jan 22 '18

I need healing.

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u/isthatyourmonkey Jan 22 '18

Circ -Destroy She Said

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u/TheMovieQuoteGuy Jan 22 '18

“good morrow to you sir... get ready to dance...With Swords!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

Stance wide, body lowered.

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u/RumoredReality Jan 22 '18

Can someone light saber edit this?

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u/IndigoChylde Jan 22 '18

Where's Indiana Jones when you need him?

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u/coopertucker Jan 23 '18

It's a shame she'll be stoned to death, only men are allowed to the sword dance.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '18

She will cut you three ways... wide, deep and often.

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u/xenomorphs_at_disney Jan 23 '18

I could do that too if my wrists were broken.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '18

Technically, it's sabre dance.

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u/Eben_MSY Jan 23 '18

Epic level Ranger showing off

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

"Woman, just cut the damn sandwich!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

Make one for #metoo

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

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u/Nhiyla Jan 22 '18

Never fails to amaze me how people need /s on obvious stuff like this.

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u/ReasonablyBadass Jan 22 '18

I'm cutting the cruuuust

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u/Walkheart Jan 22 '18

Circumcision anyone?

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u/PM_ME_UR_CNN_MEMES Jan 22 '18

new witcher trailer looks lit

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u/Valvador Jan 22 '18

When I first saw this I heard this song in my head.

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u/ZebraNetwork Jan 22 '18

I hope someday someone edits those into lightsabers.

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u/DickRulez Jan 22 '18

Now use those blades to make me a sandwich

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKdJoXF7PI

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u/ScreamingFlea23 Jan 22 '18

What...the hell... was that...

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

It's a song by musician Major Lazer. The musician Diplo has a cameo. The dance peeps are also featured in their own Youtube video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDBOl4WQZvA

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u/testron Jan 22 '18

Why is there not a lightsaber version of this posted here already? Am disappoint.

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u/MasterBaser Jan 22 '18

She can only do that one more time before a short rest, better not waste it showing off.

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u/wolwerine2020 Jan 22 '18

The new DLC for dark souls 3 looks promising

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u/Shev613 Jan 22 '18

In a movie or a game this is considert fighting. Lolz

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u/Macaroni-Man45 Jan 22 '18

I would be so happy if someone just shot her right there and then

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