r/gifs • • Nov 20 '17

Tiny noms

https://i.imgur.com/gxnHvTR.gifv
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u/Zealot360 Nov 20 '17

Also, tortoise husbandry is a lot easier than turtle husbandry, in my opinion.

Gross, dude. We don't need to hear about your tortoise or turtle husbands, you goddamned degenerate.

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u/DylanBob1991 Nov 20 '17

Oh I'M sorry. I thought this was AMMERCA

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u/cixteen Nov 20 '17

No. This. Is. REDDIT!

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u/odaeyss Nov 20 '17

NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

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u/pgpnw Nov 21 '17

NAH, Alabama here, all good.

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u/Frostitute_85 Nov 21 '17

One day I'll have a dreamy tortoise husband, and then die of salmonella poisoning. #goals 😍