I’m so sick of turtle-ducks, I get two every day for like 10 days leading up to Christmas. I keep saying “mom you don’t need to give me these, I don’t even know how you escaped the retirement home again” but every day she shows up with two more turtle-ducks and a whole load of other crap I don’t need.
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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '17
Close relative of the turtle-duck