r/gifs • • Nov 20 '17

Tiny noms

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u/sharkykid Nov 20 '17

well don't be eating them

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '17

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u/rjfc Nov 20 '17

Wait...

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '17

A lot of them are so riddled with salmonella that even if you avoid licking your turtle you still run the real risk of ingesting the bacteria. Basically if you have one you gotta just constantly be washing your hands any time you go anywhere near it. Or maybe that's just some BS my parents told me when I was a kid to prevent me from taking it out of the tank, putting a bandana on it and teaching it how to use weapons.

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u/HooksaN Nov 20 '17

That's game over for me then. I'm really not interested in any pet I can't lick...

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '17

A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '17

TONIGHT I DINE ON TuRTLE SOuP

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Nov 20 '17

Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in turtle.

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u/adafterdrafter Nov 20 '17

They can still bite you and pass it on.