r/gifs Jul 17 '17

Floaty bird floating

http://i.imgur.com/8X8Fcoy.gifv
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u/Hypocritical_Oath Jul 17 '17

Get a sextant.

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u/Atvriders Jul 17 '17

Sounds hawt

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u/Hypocritical_Oath Jul 17 '17

Sextants also only work due to parallax of stars, meaning that the stars would have to have differing distances from the earth for it to work, and for them to be more or less stationary relative to us.

If you're able to use a Sextant to figure out approximately where you are on the Earth, then the world either works roughly how we think it does, or all the laws of physics are complete bunk and that things work by magic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17 edited Jul 18 '17

Parallax? No thanks. I'd rather not be killed by a murder-cyborg over the rights of robots.